The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
Kapitel Neun: Die Klugheit einer weiblichen Geschichtsfan
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During yet another 'normal' day aboard the Zuikaku, Anton Silva was walking around trying to find a specific pair of people within his school uniform.
"Where are they?" he said to himself as he tried to pick out the people he was looking for. Soon, he spotted them. "Ah, there they are."
Anton approached the pair and greeted them with a wave. "Hey Oryou, Saemonza."
"How goes it?" Oryou replied as the two Japanese history buffs turned to face him.
"Pray tell us what is thy concern," Saemonza greeted.
"Um… whatever that means," Anton muttered. He then spoke up again. "Anyway, it's just that I heard about something interesting and thought you two would be the best sources to explain it. It was that supposedly until recently, Japanese women didn't wear any underwear. Now is that true?"
"But of course!" Oryou confirmed. "Even in the Bakumatsu period."
"And the Sengoku period as well," Saemonza further confirmed.
"Man, are they serious…?" Anton wondered to himself. He then saw both of the Japanese history buffs grin, and he then widened his eyes upon realizing they weren't kidding. He slowly backed away before he then turned around and walked away. "Okay… Note to self: don't ever look up their skirts," he ended as he grew a blush at what was revealed to him.
From their places, Oryou and Saemonza continued grinning as they saw Anton walk away the way he did.
"That's a level of surprise and shock I would liken to Barbarossa," Oryou compared. "Or maybe even on the level of the Ardennes in '44."
"Considering us three's backgrounds, I would instead suggest Pearl Harbor in '41," Saemonza compared.
"Oh, that's definitely it," Oryou replied.
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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