The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
Aboard the Zuikaku, everyone from the Arts of Warfare programs was over by one of the sides of the ship. For whatever reason, they were all in their swimwear. Hanging over the side of the ship was a long bungee rope.
"This is the Zuikaku's special courage bungee jump!" Momo announced to the Arts of Warfare members. She and the rest of the student council were in front of them facing the crowd. "We'll be bungee jumping from the top deck down to the water's surface so as to forge our nerve!"
The distance from the top deck where the rope was attached all the way down to the water's surface below was about 440 meters. Good tanks girls are advised to not try such an activity at home. Flyboys, knock yourselves out. This'll be a part of your training anyways.
"You got that, everyone?!" Momo continued. "From this training we will be able to vastly improve our skills! This will help us in our future fights! So is there anyone out there with the guts to take the plunge?!"
"I will!" Erich called out as he raised his hand. Everyone turned to him in response.
"Oh, come on, Bubi!" Anton whispered over to him in complaint. He was beside him along with the rest of his friends. "I really wanted to see Momo take the dive and shit herself!"
Erich looked over to him and responded in a similar manner, "Hey, that's mean." He then grew a conspiring grin. "Besides, I have a plan of my own. You'll see it soon."
"… Fine…" Anton gave up.
Erich then turned over to the student council with his previous look. "Alright, where am I going for this?" he asked. He looked ready to take the jump already.
"Over here, Erich," Aprikose beckoned him to follow.
The bungee rope was very close to the crowd, and the student council plus Erich walked over to it. The crowd chose to stand at the ship's side to get a good view of Erich taking the jump.
In the meantime, Erich was having a quiet conversation with Aprikose. "That thing can fit two people safely, right?" he whispered his question.
"Yeah, no problem," Aprikose answered in his typical carefree manner.
"Good," Erich nodded as they arrived at the jump-off point.
As he was getting strapped into the massive jump, Erich lit up in remembrance. "Oh, hey Miholein!" he called out. He then took off his GwZF4-fach. "Can you hold on to this for me?"
Miho looked over to him and raised her eyebrows. "Oh, sure!" she responded. She then started over to her lover.
As she reached him, Erich suddenly jumped out at her and wrapped his arms around her. "Huh?!" Miho responded in surprise.
"Jetzt!" Erich cued. In response, the student council strapped Miho into the bungee jump as well in her own harness.
"What?!" Miho asked in confused panic. She then felt her harness get latched onto Erich's. Both were on the same rope. "What's happening?!"
"What's happening, Miholein," Erich began as he looked at her with a mischievous grin. He then pulled her over to the edge while still holding onto her. "Is that we're going to have some fun!" he ended as he jumped off the edge and began falling to the water below with Miho still in his arms.
"Aaaaaaaah!" Miho screamed out in absolute terror while falling through the air.
"Hurraaaaaaaaaa!" Erich yelled out in adrenaline. How opposed their reactions were had made some of those watching start snorting in amusement.
"Du unreifes Kind! Ich werde dich für diese töten!" Miho screamed at Erich as they continued falling. She had an expression that combined terror with being pissed off.
"Ja, ja! Ich liebe dich auch!" Erich responded with a smile on his face.
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Nathan: The summary is a lie!
Anton: … Okay, so what's Projekt Jägermeistern's 'The Legends Still Live On?'
Nathan: Well, you see-
Sasha: It's a spin-off where Sasha and Nudelmann are the main characters!
Nudelmann: Correct, Sasha.
Chuck: It's where testosterone-filled guys show up in swarms, start a huge firefight like a bunch of immature people, and end it with one of them getting the girl!
Sasha: Don't say immature!
Arthur: Well then everyone, please enjoy 'Arthur and the Hall of Quotes!'
Dennis: But that's not it…
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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