The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
Kapitel Zwei: Vorschau - Der Fürst, das Mädchen, und die Schutzstaffel
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"Ah! I'm late, I'm late!" Anchovy cried as she quickly ran down the street. She was in her unique outfit as Il Duce of Anzio, which included her crop in her right hand. She also had a piece of toast in her mouth at the moment. Evidently, she was on a very tight schedule.
She soon reached a crosswalk and ran through it without looking both ways, a mistake she would pay for.
"Ah!" she cried out as Ooarai's Panzer IV H and 8,8 cm Flak 37 Sfl. blew past her. The two vehicles went around both in front of and behind Anchovy. The Italian girl ended up falling to the ground when the vehicles blew past her.
Both of the vehicles immediately skidded to a stop at an angle after passing Anchovy, and Erich-Dietrich Hartmann jumped down from the Acht-Acht's platform. He was in an all-black uniform reminiscent of one for the Schutzstaffel, including the black boots.
Miho Nishizumi also stepped down from the Panzer IV H's commander cupola in a more calm way. She was also in an all-black uniform, but hers featured a very short black skirt that showed off much of her upper legs plus a black short sleeve shirt that stuck to her and easily revealed her curves. Said shirt also exposed her whole midriff before it covered up her rack. She also had some black high heels on. Both of them had eagles on shoulder patches that appeared similar to a Reichsadler, but without the Hakenkreuz.
Upon getting down to the ground, both of the Germans drew weapons on Anchovy and aimed them at her. Erich drew his Sturmgewehr 44 with great anger visible on his face. Miho calmly drew a Walther P38 that she held like a professional as she looked at Anchovy with displeasure written on her face.
"Hey! Du Schlampe!" Erich barked at Anchovy. "Ausweichen! Or next time we'll take down Italy ourselves!"
All Anchovy could do was lay there as she started tearing up in fear. Miho simply looked on at her without a single hint of remorse as the two Germans kept their weapons aimed at the Italian girl.
"Aaaaaaargh!" Erich eventually yelled out in frustration as he stomped his foot. He was upset at getting stopped because of Anchovy. "Fick dich, du Hure!" he gave a final parting to Anchovy as he pointed at her. He and Miho then chose to remount their vehicles. Both the Panzer IV H and 8,8 cm Flak 37 Sfl. then sped away and left Anchovy out there in the middle of the road.
The Italian girl soon recovered from the verbal, emotional, and nearly physical torture and sat up. "Man, what's wrong with them?" she wondered as she rubbed her ear. "How rude..."
She then heard some footsteps approach. She next saw a hand offer her a way to stand up. She looked to it in confusion before she followed it up the arm and to the face. Upon seeing the face, she lit up and grew hearts in her eyes along with a blush on her face.
"Are you all right, Fräulein?" Alfred-Joachim Hartmann asked her with a calm grin that said he was friendly. He was in his normal school uniform for Schwarzwaldspitze, but there was the addition of a fancy collar around his neck similar to one a prince would have worn centuries ago.
'Oh, what a marvelous prince!' Anchovy thought in delight. 'This must be a fated encounter, there's no mistaking it!'
The Italian girl then grew sparkles in her eyes along with a huge smile that betrayed her huge crush. "Um… I'm Anchovy from Italy's Anzio High School!" she introduced herself in her current state. She then brought her hands together in front of her. "I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, and under the premise of marriage, please go out with me from this point on!"
Alfred in response brought her to her feet with a big hug. "We shall be wed and have wonderful children together!" he promised as he held the Italian girl. "Our first son shall be called Erich and our first daughter shall be called Miho! We shall live a happy life with our children and each other forever!"
"Oh, darling!" Anchovy sighed in admiration as she hugged Alfred back with an elated expression.
From a nearby building corner, someone else was watching the two of them from behind the corner. It was Hans Jochen in his Schwarzwaldspitze school uniform.
'Du verdorbene Schlampe!' he angrily thought with a face to match as he looked at Anchovy. He was so angered that he was able to start crumbling the building corner with just his bare hand.
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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