The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
On another bright, sunny morning, Lemu was standing at the front gate to Ooarai High School as he looked out for the latecomers again. He soon found a regular latecomer approach the gate, and he grew a scowl as he saw him.
"Mr. Faul, you're late again!" Lemu berated David as he came up to the gate.
"I blame mornings," David responded with his monotone.
"Uuuugh, you can't be serious," Lemu groaned. He was mighty frustrated with David, which was nothing out of the ordinary.
"I am being totally serious," David replied without breaking his blank look.
"Oh, whatever!" Lemu barked at him. He then extended his arm forth with an open hand as he pulled out his phone with his other hand. "Just give me your number so I can wake you up myself!"
"Huh?" David wondered in confused tiredness. "But I don't wanna…"
"Come on!" Lemu pressed on. "Just give it!"
David groaned, but he reluctantly complied and got his phone out. "Fine, fine," he relented as he brought up his phone number.
"Just one 'fine' is enough!" Lemu barked as he entered the number in his phonebook.
"Fiiiiine," David replied as he rolled his neck around.
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The next morning, David was sleeping soundly in his bed as the sun began to rise. He was literally sleeping soundly, as he was snoring rather loudly.
Around sunrise, his phone also began to go off with its alarm-like ringtone. It was going off because Lemu was calling him, which was proven with his name coming up on the screen.
But David didn't even seem to stir at the sound as he continued sleeping on.
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Later that morning, David had reached Lemu by the gate, and the English Public Morals Committee member was not looking pleased at all. In fact, he looked rather angry at seeing David late yet again.
"Why are you late?!" Lemu barked at David. "I called you, did I not?!"
"Yeah," David confirmed in his usual monotone. "But I guess I forgot to tell you that I'm too used to my ringtone, and that it doesn't affect me anymore as a result."
"Well change it to something else that will work!" Lemu barked in extreme frustration as he clenched his fists.
"To be fair, I am using an alarm ringtone," David coolly responded.
"Then use something else! Like my voice!" Lemu suggested. He was very near to losing it with David.
"Fine, fine, I'll do it later," David replied as he walked through the gate. "See you, Lemu."
"Don't call me that!" Lemu barked at him one last time.
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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