The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
One day, Erich, Miho, and all of their friends were having a conversation with the entire student council. All were in their usual school outfits.
Soon enough, the phones of the student council members blipped, and they pulled them out to check what had occurred. It was nothing important, so they chose to pay their attention back to the conversation.
Herz, however, noticed something about their phones. "Wait, I just noticed your phones," he spoke up as he raised a hand slightly. "They all look the same."
"Well, that's because they are the same," Anzu confirmed as the student council kept their phones out for the moment. Indeed, all of the student council had nearly identical Blackberry phones.
"Oh?" Hana wondered as she raised a hand to her mouth. "So you all have the same model smart phone?"
"That's right," Aprikose confirmed.
"Though the straps are different," Yuzu added in. All of the student council's phones had different straps, as Yuzu said. The straps the Bavarians used all had the same rolling shrike emblem put on the Fw 190 D-12's tail, but with different colors for the straps themselves. The Japanese girls' straps all had the same rolling turtle emblem used on their Jagdpanzer 38(t), but again in different colors for the straps themselves.
"But since we didn't really know anyone that was tech savvy, we ended up having to teach each other how to use them," Anzu elaborated.
"It was mainly just Pfirsich, though," Aprikose inserted. "He's a bit more old-fashioned."
"Hey, that's not true!" Pfirsich balked at Aprikose's implications.
"I don't think you really have the right to say that, Aprikose," Erich replied to Aprikose's statement as well with his usual calm smile. "Considering all three of you are Bayerisch. I hope you're not dragging poor Anzu down that same road to the medieval."
"Wie witzig von dir, Saupreiß," Aprikose returned with a grin.
Erich briefly laughed before responding, "Ich kanne deinen Dialekt verstehen nicht. Sprichst du hochdeutsch?"
Aprikose rolled his eyes, but he didn't take any offense to Erich's constant jabs. "Kniabielser, elendiger," he returned with a grin as he shook his head.
Both Miho and Anzu rolled their eyes upon hearing their guys start throwing jabs at each other. Miho already knew from her German upbringing about how Germans and Bavarians see each other, and Anzu had picked up on the same thing during the times she was hanging around the mix of Germans and Bavarians.
During the time the blond-haired German ultra-ace and Bavarian President were talking, Anton chose to place a phone call with a motivated and somewhat mischievous grin. He grew a bit of a dastardly idea after hearing that Pfirsich had trouble figuring out how to use a phone.
After Anton placed his call, Pfirsich's phone started ringing just after Aprikose and Erich finished their little chat.
"Oh, hey, it's your phone," Anzu stated the obvious as she held her arms behind her head.
"Ah, my phone?!" Pfirsich jumped upon hearing his phone go off. He then hastily tried getting it out. "Um… What do I…?" he went while trying to use his phone. The keyword was 'trying.' But he accidentally pressed the 'hold' button. "No, I put them on hold!" He then turned over to the other student council members. "What do I do, Zitrus-" he began, but he ended up pressing another button on his phone. "Ah, no, that's not… Zefix, I was in a hurry!"
The others there were simply watching with either awkward smiles or smiles of amusement. Erich and Aprikose bumped fists with each other as they watched Pfirsich hopelessly try to figure out how to use his phone.
But immediately after, both of them were slapped upside the head by two particular girls. Miho slapped Erich while Anzu slapped Aprikose. As the two guys got the message and cut out their messing around, the two girls looked to each other and rolled their eyes with exasperated smiles. Both girls were plenty used to their boys being boys, so this instance was simply another day in the life for them.
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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