The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
One day in one of the small apartments within Ooarai City, Anton was paying a visit to a certain someone he knew pretty well.
"Ah, so that boy is still falling asleep like he was dead?" David's brother asked as he sat at a table from across Anton's seat. He was in some clothing fit for staying at home, which included some sweatpants and a t-shirt. He then sighed. "Fine," he granted as he waved off. "It has to be done, then."
Anton nodded from across with a determined grin as he understood what David's brother meant. "Thanks a lot, Derrick," he responded as his plan came together. He was in his usual Ooarai school uniform.
David's brother, now known as Derrick Faul, shook his head. "Don't thank me until his ass is up from sleeping all the Goddamn time," he returned as both headed out.
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Anton Silva had chosen to take it upon himself in the name of Ooarai High School to develop a method that could get David Faul to stop sleeping so much.
So now, at around sunrise the next morning, Anton and Derrick quietly entered David's little house. Derrick had managed to stay quiet despite his need for a cane after getting attacked and injured many times in the past by the local Yakuza gangs, which said quite a bit for his determination.
The two managed to reach David's bedroom door without incident. They had scanned their path as they progressed through it to make sure no one else was there to compromise them.
"So tired…" they both heard David groan out sleepily within.
Anton and Derrick looked over to each other and nodded. Anton then got out a mask and slipped it on. The mask was of Derrick's face. His face was portrayed as being predatory in nature with a slant towards anger.
Anton and Derrick looked around the area one last time to make sure they weren't followed or being watched. Upon seeing it was clear, Anton gave the thumbs-up signal. Derrick responded by staying back behind him as Anton opened David's door with a lot of force, which slammed the door against the wall beside it.
"Where is that sleeping boy?!" Anton questioned with a tone that conveyed anger as he entered the room. He spoke in a voice that was extremely similar to Derrick's.
"Ah!" David shot up from his bed and to his feet on instinct from hearing the voice. He was so tired from the previous night that he was still in his school outfit. "Brother!" he cried out in terror upon seeing his 'brother' start approaching him.
"No! Please! I'm up! I'm up!" David cried out in a panic as he rushed off out of his room. As a consequence of his attitude, he was now fully awake.
"Is that boy sleeping again?!" Anton called out in Derrick's tone of voice as he came out of the room.
Anton then stopped at the doorway upon seeing that he didn't need to do anything more. David was quite clearly awake by now if the sound of the front door slamming shut was any indicator.
"I have to admit, that was a pretty good impersonation of me," Derrick commented from beside Anton with a satisfied grin. "I would've done exactly the same thing."
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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