The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
Yet another day was passing by aboard the Zuikaku, and it was relatively normal for the most part. Miho, Erich, and all of their friends were walking around the top deck with each other as they all chatted about various things.
"Hey, I saw this zombie movie last night, and I was wondering-" Anton began.
"You did?" Saori interrupted as she faced Anton. "Which one? 'Cause I was planning on seeing one last night, but I got distracted with other things."
Anton looked back towards her as he entered thought. "… I can't remember the name, but I think it had something to do with the supernatural…?" he thought aloud. He then shook his head to clear it and turned back to the others. "Anyway, that movie gave me an idea: if this school ship was attacked by zombies, what would you all do?"
Most everyone else looked a bit confused at Anton's question. The exceptions were David and Mako. Both of them gasped in shock as they immediately started shaking in fear of the thought of zombies coming to attack the ship.
Finally, Yukari spoke up with a fist clenched and a determined grin, "I'd barricade myself in a shopping mall! There, I'd put my daily survival training skills to the test!"
Both David and Mako had in the meantime clung on to each other as they continued to shake in fear. "Please, I don't even want to think about anything so super scary," Mako quivered. Both Anton and Saori looked to each other and rolled their eyes with grins at their two friends.
"Oh, that's easy, eh!" Nathan spoke up with a confident grin. "Just take the ship up north into the Arctic, then blast the A/C around the ship and watch 'em all freeze, eh!"
"It's regrettable," Hana began with a hand to her mouth. "But as a zombie, it seems like I'd eat more than others…"
"That's all that concerns you?!" Anton asked in wonder. While Hana was a big eater, he hadn't thought it was a huge part of her, perhaps because he often compared her appetite to Erich's superior appetite.
"Seems like it'd be easy for me to get some of them," Herz remarked as he brought a finger to his chin in thought. "An arrow to the head will take anyone out, including those undead things. Though it may be necessary to find a way to get some more power behind the arrows..."
"Well, I would say to fly away to somewhere safe, but let's assume that that's not an option," Erich began. He and Miho had grown their commander personas as they thought up a plan to take on any zombies that may come aboard.
"Our best bet is most likely with the Panzers, but we'd have to stay mobile with them to avoid getting overrun. So… perhaps strafing them with machine gun fire is an option," Miho proposed to their plan.
"Yes, but conserving ammunition will be vital, so we'll have to get good with aiming at the head," Erich replied and added on to her idea.
"Ja, ja," Miho nodded in agreement. "Then, if we could get some Sprenggranaten…"
"Ja. A Flammenwerfer would be nice to have, as well," Erich suggested.
"Auf jeden Fall," Miho nodded in agreement. "But hopefully they're the typical zombies. All that would have to go out the window if they're the more mutant freak kinds."
"Well, in that case…" Erich entered thought. "… We could always try something akin to that of a polnischer Abgang."
"Na ja…" Miho tilted her head side to side in thought. "… Theoretically, yes. But that would be dependent on a lot of factors that we couldn't possibly predict ahead of time."
Meanwhile, the other eight were looking on at the two Germans in extreme wonder as they sweated a bit at the current scenario. "Damn, those Germans prepare for everything, don't they?!" Anton remarked with his eyes wide in wonder at his two friends already coming up with a plan of operations for them.
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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