SoftWare: Sorry, guys, but I have to make a reference to The Last Jedi somehow.
Gakowa: Huh? (Thinks it over) Oh, yeah!
Chapter Eleven
On Hold
(Centennial Warbird Dreadnought, Yavin system)
Hux, the only human among the Centennials approached the command chair of the Dreadnought, waiting
for the arrival of the Destroyer, to report to Lord Khan. They had destroyed two Republic cruisers
yesterday, and were waiting for their next assignment. His hope was to engage a Terran cruiser. As he
thought this, the Destroyer arrived. A transmission stated that Lord Khan would come aboard
the Dreadnought to speak with him. Just then, the sensors went off. "General Hux, we have a ship
approaching, weapons and shields active." Hux looked at the monitor. "A single light fighter."
(Sunlight One, inbound to Centennial cruisers)
Gakowa grinned in his cockpit. 'This is gonna be good.' Katooni contacted him. "Colonel, I'm not sure this is
such a good idea." Gakowa sighed. "Happy talk, Katooni. I've pulled crazier stunts than this." Ahsoka's
voice came on the comm. "For the record, Colonel, I'm with the Padawan on this one." Gakowa sighed.
"Thank you for the support, General." He shut off the comm, then muttered, "Happy talk." He hit the
comm, making sure it was broadcasting to both the Centennials and to the fleet that had been assembled
to deal with them. "Attention, this is Colonel Gakowa Tano of the United States Space Force. I have an
urgent communique from General Tano for General Hugs."
(Dreadnought)
Hux sighed. "Patch him through." After the officer did so, Hux spoke up. "This is General Hux. It's an honor
to speak with you, Colonel, but I'm afraid you are speaking to the wrong person. Lord Khan wants to speak
with you, and I will put him through in a moment." The boy's voice came on the comm again. "Hi, I'm
holding for General Hugs." Hux was confused. "This is Hux. I will patch Lord Khan in as soon as you are
ready." Gakowa sighed on his end. "Okay, I'll hold for Hugs." Hux was even more confused. "Hello?" "Hello,
this is Colonel Tano. I'm still holding for General Hugs." Hux sighed. "Can you-?" Facing a technician, he
asked, "Can he hear me?" "Hugs, spelled with an 'H', skinny, ginger hair?" Hux sighed. "I can hear you. Can
you hear me?" Gakowa sighed. "Look, I can't wait forever. If you can't reach him, tell him the General has
an urgent message for him." A Centennial officer approached Hux. "I believe he's teasing you, sir." "About
his mother." Hux sighed in irritation. "Disable that fighter. We'll draw it in."
(Sunlight One)
"Here we go." Gakowa hit the boosters, and flew straight for the Dreadnought, weapons ready.
(Destroyer)
The helmsman faced Darth Khan. "He's going for the Dreadnought." Sakowa smirked. "That's my brother."
(Apollo II)
Katooni faced the tactical officer. "Focus fire on the Destroyer, saber cannons. Use the missiles to take out
whatever they shoot at us." The officer nodded. "Yes, Commander."
(Meanwhile)
Gakowa flew past ION streams, and fired missile after missile at the missile cannons, destroying them."
Within the cruiser, the Centennial officer faced Hux. "Is he mad? No fighter can defeat one of our cruisers!"
Hux sighed. "That's not his plan. He's taking out our missile cannons. How many do we have left?" An
officer checked. "One. It's the farthest one from the hull on the port wing." Outside, Gakowa sped towards
it, and fired his turrets, destroying the cannon. He thumbed his comm. "Republic transports, the first
cruiser's weapons are down. Begin your approach." He sped towards the last ship, towards the hangar bay.
The Apollo II fired its saber cannons, taking out the shields, then using its turbolasers to destroy the missile
cannons. Gakowa flew aboard, remembering the intel provided by Raso. He knew the layout of the ship, as
well as what to expect when he was actually making his way to the bridge.
A/N
SoftWare: I'm sorry, but that scene in the movie was so funny, I decided to make a parody of it.
Yes, it's the same Hux from the new trilogy.
Gakowa: Oh, that was fun!
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