Oh hi yo Mina-san! THANK YOU for all of your ~wonderful reviews XD I am just happy that you all really like this 'Shocked'. Enjoy this chapter!
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Silence... Complete utter silence coming from everyone (apart from Natsumi, Gouenji and Endou of course) Before the show actully got started, Endou was busy placing everyone where they were supposed to stay for pretty much for the end of the show. Akane was still with the paparazzi people and Aphrodi was still sobbing in the emo corner. Tenma,Haruna, Hayami, Hanamo, Aoi, Midori and Shinsuke were sitting in the front row of chairs which were allll around the stage. As for the four judges they were all sitting on high stools with a table in front of them. All of them were death glaring at Endou who was currently standing in front of them. The two teams were standing behind their kitchen stations waiting for Endou's orders. The random camera guy was getting ready to start filming.
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1 WERE LIVE!
"WELCOME! TO THE 'speaks deeply' INAZUMA ELEVEN COOKING SHOW!"
'Shindou and Tsurugi gasps'
"Ok then! As I said that today the teams are cooking, dun dun dun a SANDWHICH!"
"Endou this is going to be sooo easy you know! Why of ALL things did you choose this!" Gouenji mentioned
"Well well Gouenji I do need to say this but all I have to say is that you both aged terribly and-"
"ENDOU-KUN! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!"
"Can you please shut the fuck up women! I am already getting pissed off from being interupted in the LAST CHAPTER!"
'Natsumi pouts' (She desevered it :D)
" Anyways I didn't mean like look wise but cooking wise and Gouenji used to be a really good cook is well... That is until he turned 20"
"Watch your mouth Endou! I may be your best friend but don't forget I AM the firey ace stricker of Inazuma Japan! I will NOT hesatate to kick the ball straight towards WHERE IT HURTS!"
'Endou sweetdrops'
"Lets get back on topic here! Natsumi and Gouenji you are NOT cooking-"
"NANI!"
"SHUT UP! you are not cooking in this chapter! If you let me finish for once in your pefectic damn lives, this chapter is alllll about shopping for the INGREDIANTS! I mean were not made of money here 'shrugs' you need to get them yourself, oh Natsumi and Gouenji wouldn't be getting them it would be their fellow teamates 'spot light shines on Shindou and Tsurugi' SHINDOU AND TSURUGI!
"SO YOUR GONA JUST RIP 'US KIDS' OFF WITH OUR MONEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"Pefectic bitch!"
"I'm just hurt now Shindou, Tsurugi... T T Oh well sadness is gone. You two 'points outside' GO AND GET YOUR INGREDIANTS"
"As if I am not going out there in that snow. I mean come on we don't even have anything suitable to wear for this sort of weather" Tsurugi said facing Endou with a death glare. So then Endou kicks a cardboard box towards Shindou and Tsurugi. They opened it up together and it was contained with 2 sets of a hat, a scarf and a pair of gloves. The thing was that one of the sets was bright pink ,hot pink to be exact.
"Kantoku there is one set which is pink, do you expect one of us to wear this?" Shidou asked
"There is no way in HELL I am wearing the pink set!"
"Shindou, Tsurugi I don't really don't care about who wears what now, just grab something and go already!"
Shindou quickly grabbed the normal looking set and dashed towards the door where Endou randomly appared and held down the guard dogs to let him outside.
"THERE IS NO WAY I AM WEARING THIS!" Gouenji grabs Tsurugi's shoulders and shakes him.
"Snap out of it! There is no way I am losing too that THING over there! 'points at Natsumi'"
'Natsumi death glares'
"No no no no! I am not going out like that! I'm not risking it, what if someone sees me or worse if I walk pass the hospital, which I HAVE too, and Nii-san sees me out of his room window! If that EVER happens I will litraly kill myself!" Gouenji has had enough. He grabs the pink set and starts dressing him 'forcefully' and throws him like actully THROWS HIM through the door.
"Well played Gouenji well played" Said Endou evil smirking.
"Well I don't want to lose to that metal bitch over there..." He whispered pouting is well.
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Where Shindou was...
Shindou was just passing the hospital. They had to pass the hospital in order to get to the shopping centere. He was forcing his way through the horrible blizzard until he finally made it to the shopping centre now heading towards the food stores. He found a store went inside and sighed.
"Ahhhh it's great to be in the warm again..." He started to look at the fresh fruit and veg first of all until his phone started ringing 'UNKNOWN NUMBER' he answered it.
"Hello?"
"SHINDOU WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET SOME INGREDIANTS!"
"Natsumi? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER!"
"TENMA YOU BAKA!" Shindou started to ignore some of the stuff Natsumi was saying now, about how she wanted to absolutly CRUSH Gouenji (as if oFTo) Shindou was now looking at the lettuce and tomatos. He picked up a tomato to see if it was good enough to buy.
"Shindou you best not be getting a TOMATO! THERE DISCUTING WHO HAS THEM NOW A DAYS!"
" 'mutters' I do you crazy bitch..."
"What was that!?"
"I am hanging up this FUCKING PHONE NOW! You are really PISSING ME OFF!" He hangs up and realises that nearly everyone in the whoooole store was looking at him. Mostly because they heard the whole convisation as his phone was on speaker. And other people thought that the crazy kid was shouting to himself.
"I really do hate that women..."
He gets the following;
A loaf of bread
Lettuce
Cheese
Ham
NO TOMATOS
He walks out the shop and hears a very loud noise until he looks up to see a helicopter hovering around a few feet above from him.
"AAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" He knew until he saw the face of the idiot whose name goes by ENDOU stickcing his face out holding a megaphone.
"SHINDOU TAKUTO TELL THE WORLD WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO MAKE YOUR SANDWHICH!"
Shindou looked around then pointed at Endou and shouted one thing most people would say to him if this happened to them in public.
"I do NOT KNOW THIS CRAZY MENTAL PERSON! YOU HEAR ME PEOPLE I DO NOT KNOW HIM!" And with that Shindou legged it back to Raimon be stalked proberly half the way until Endou finally gave up and the helicopter flew else where...
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Where Tsurugi was...
Tsurugi was walking slowly... very slowly... hiding himself with whatever he could find. He wanted to stay warm obiously but the stupid blizzard wouldn't stop at all! He reached the hospital... gulped and tried to see if Yuuichi was looking from his window or anything like that.
"Alright here I go. God please don't let Nii-san see me like this" In a nearby tree Aphrodi falls out from it and runs straight towards Tsurugi.
"Did someone say 'flicks hair' GOD!"
"You have got to be KIDDING ME!" Aphrodi takes one good look at Tsurugi and tries to hold in his laughter.
"Pfffttt Pinky!"
'Tsurugi gasps'
"Speak for yourself girly boy!"
"HEEEYYY! I was willing to help you is well! Bleh I guess not"
"Woah woah woah I do actully need your help you can help me by getting me to the food store and back WITHOUT getting caught"
"Oh that's easy! I will just carry you and fly over there with my 'flicks hair' WINGS!"
"'Starting to have a fit' SERIOUSLY!" Aphrodi starts chasing Tsurugi around the hospital grounds with Tsurugi now getting really scared, screaming, and completely regretting asking for his help.
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Where Yuuichi was...
Yuuichi was in his bed who just woke up from one lovely nap which was kinda ruined by the hear of a loud, very loud, screams which were filling up his room.
"'Yawns' Who on earth could be making such a racket of all times now" (I love Yuuichi he is soo lovely ^^)
He looks out of his window seeing only a blonde hair man chasing some kid wearing a bright pink.
From Tsurugi's point of view
" Someone please HELP ME! I am being chased be this blonde FREAK! WHO THINKS HE'S A FUCKING GOD! How did I even end up like this... Yeah well I did need his help so don't judge me I mean come on if you were me who apparently everyone thinks you are 'Stone Cold' and now you go outside being forced to wear hot pink winter clothing you would do the same I KNOW IT. Yuuichi don't see me like this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if he did he would be making fun of me for proberly for the next 10 years you know how brothers are like..."
From Yuuchi's point of view...
"Ok this is like one of the most randomist things I have seen in my life so far. Right now I am seeing a blonde haired man 'probably a pedofile' chasing some kid wearing hot pink... Wait a sec 'leans in closer to the window' That looks like Kyousuke what the- and that man looks like hmmm oh my is that the couch of Kidokawa Seishuu? Hahahaha what did you get into now Kyousuke..."
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Back to Tsurugi...
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Aphrodi manages to grab Tsurugi. Long golden wings shoot out from his back and starts flying through the blizzard.
'Tsurugi WTF 0.o'
"Hahahahaha Lets go to the store!" Shouted Aphrodi seeming to be having loads of fun, while Tsurugi is litraly pissing himself.
They reach the store wear Aphrodi drops him onto the ground... Really he actully does drop him onto the ground and flies off. Tsurugi quickly rushes off inside quickly removing his 'hot' pink clothing and thinks "Man I have got to be fucking dreaming-"
He snaps out of his thoughts until his phone starts ringing. He looks at his phone to see whos calling 'Gouenji' it said, he answered.
"Tsurugi HURRY THE HELL UP!"
"Yea the is something called HELLO Gouenji-san why don't you use it for once!"
"Oh just hurry UP I am not losing TODAY to-" He starts to go on and on about Natsumi how he is going to absolutly DESTROY her. While he was doing that, Tsurugi was looking at the lettuce and tomato section (like how Shindou did) and picks up some lettuce to see if it was good enough to buy or not.
"Tsurugi you best not be buying any LETTUCE! Bleh it's DISCUSTING I mean who has lettuce in their sandwhiches now a days!"
"'mutters' Well damn you bitch I can't live without it"
"What was that!?"
Tsurugi hangs up and ends up buying the following;
A loaf of bread
tomatos
sliced chicken
cheese
NO LETTUCE
Tsurugi walks out of the store looking to see if no one was looking at him or anything and quickly puts on his 'hot' pink winter gear and started running through the blizzard to get back to Raimon. Until around half way to the school he heard a massive noise and looked up to see the retared Endou sticking his head out of a helicopter, with a megaphone sticking out is well.
"TSURUGI KYOUSUKE WHAT DID YOU GET TO MAKE YOUR SANDWHICH!"
'Tsurugi has a sudden heartattack'
"IS IT TRUE YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH APHRODI ON THE WAY TO THE STORE!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM! GO AWAY!" Tsurugi legs it away from Endou now offically running for his life. He has now ended up in a situation throwing rocks at the helicopter while running back towards Raimon... He manages to make it back... Sadly... But still...
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Shindou was already in before Tsurugi. He also quickly took off the pink clothing and threw it straight at Shindou.
"I really do fucking hate you Shindou"
"Your welcome ^^"
The two boys suddenly turn their heads towards everyone on the front row to see everyone laughing their heads off like crazy.
"What is so funny?" Shindou asked. They were all laughing so hard until they calmed down and started to laugh again. Until Tenma finally spoke.
"Haha we kinda saw hahahahahahahahahahaha the WHOLE thing hahahahaha!"
"NANI!" Boths boys noticed a TV on top of the stage. Endou really wasn't joking this was live TV, REAL LIVE TV!
'Shindou and Tsurugi have dark aura surrounding them'
They all stop laughing as they hear a loud noise from outside. Yep you have guessed it, Endou the idiot was once again back landing his helicopter and headed straight insided putting the guard dogs straight back into their origanal posistions. Shindou and Tsurugi decided to go back to Natsumi and Gouenji leaving the whole thing behind till the show was over. The four judges were sleeping with there heads on the table, proberly passed out of bordem.
"EVERRRYYYYOONNNEE IS BACK!" Shouted Endou
"Ok NEXT CHAPTER THE COOKING WILL REALLY BEGIN maby I don't know hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you will just have to wait 'evil laughs'"
"I really want to beat the crap out of him" Thought Kidou randomly in his plesent maby violent dream... Kirino wakes up
"I want to go hooooooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeee!" He wined
"Shush Pinky! Wait till the shows over!"
"What is with you and calling me Pinky!"
"Uhhh duh two of the most obious reasons 1. your hair is like bright pink and 2. your so girly!"
'Kirino has a sudden heartattack when he heard the word girly'
Kariya was druling in his sleep and talking is well "Haha Kirino got called girly... finally"...
'Kirino T T'
Lets all ignore Nishki for some strange reason YAY!
"As I was saying next chapter the cooking starts alrighty~~~~!"
"We heard you the first time!" Shouts Hanomo
"Go Gouenji-kun!" Shouts Haruna
Kidou shoots up from his slumber
"Gouenji PISS OFF!"
"I did NOTHING TO HARUNA THIS TIME KIDOU! She was just cheering for me BAKA!"
'Kidou gives a massive deathglare to Gouenji'
"I WILL SEE YOU SOON!"
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Jay: Hehehehehehhehehe
Suzuno: 0.o
Nagumo: 'has a laughing fit'
Suzuno: Am I like the ONLY one who dosen't find this funny?
Nagumo: Yes because 1. your not human 2. I hate you
Suzuno: Thanks... -.-
Aphrodi: It's like I'm really perverted in this T T
Jay: Relaxxxx
Aphrodi: 'pouts'
Nagumo: Please review~!