Oh hi Yo~~ Sorry for not being on here for a while, I had lot of school work and I was in a very lazy mood. Plus I have been reading the pokemon black and white manga then I was reading a lot of fanfics of pokemon yaoi 0.0 gomen gomen I couldn't help myself really ^^' Now I just love the NxBlack pairing XD Kawaii much. Enough about that this is INAZUMA ELEVEN NOW!
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"WERE LIVE!"
"WELCOME MINA~~ TO THE ONE AND ONLY 'speaks deaply' INAZUMA ELEVENCOOKING SHOW! Hosted by the one and only Endou Mamoru!"
Everyone in the crowd started cheering. The four judges still wanted to kill endou. Gouenji and Natsumi were just giving death glares to each other. While Shindou and Tsurugi were just practically standing there, hoping this would all be over.
"Previously on the 'speaks deaply' INAZUMA ELEVEN COOKING SHOW! The two teamates, Shindou and Tsurugi, went to buy ingrediants for Gouenji and Natsumi to cook with. Lets see what we have here~~"
He walks over towards Shindou and Natsumi and takes out everything one by one from their shopping bag.
"Lets see~ shindou has brought; a loaf of bread, lettuce, cheese and ham"
'walks over towards Gouenji and Tsurugi'
"Oh~ Tsurugi has brought; a loaf of bread, tomatos, sliced chicken and cheese, intresting"
Endou walks back towards the middle of the stage and announces. "YO MINA! Lets do a countdown for the cook off!"
'Everyone "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH" "5! 4! 3! 2! 1-..."
"Whooaa whoa whoa wait a second I kinda forgot to do something" The brown haired man turned around to face the two teams. " Shindou! Tsurugi!~" He shouted
"Nani?" The two boys asked now looking a bit confused and now facing their kantoku.
"Weeeeelllllll now that we don't reallllyyy need you, uhhhh emmmm hmmmm
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Can you please fuck off now~ ^^"
'Shindou and Tsurugi flinches'
'Tenma jawdrops'
What the hell was this guys problem. Telling 14-15 year old kids to fuck off when the're the members of raimon's football team... WHEN ENDOU IS THEIR FUCKING KANTOKU!
"...What the fuck is your problem!" Tsurugi shouted "When you think about it, your one of the most crappist kantoku's I had ever known until this very day!"
"'pulls a cute face' Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww Thanks! ^U^"
"I swear to god I wana kill him -_-" The purple head thought.
Shindou just walked up, right towards the camera. That next random camera guy got pissed of and told Shindou to move out of the way. But because he's an adult, like 20... 24?, he decided to handle this the way probably most adults would handle things now a days... "HEY KID! MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOUR IN THE BLOODY SHOT!"
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Yeaahh... How adults handle things...
"Gomen gomen. Can I say something in the camera please? I would like to give all the readers a message" The next random camera guy tilted his head a little and saw Endou and Tsurugi in the background. Turns out that Tsurugi got so pissed off with Endou, do you know what he did... Do you really really really wana know!? Well guess what! Tsurugi floored Endou onto his stomac, got him into a head lock and started flipping punching him anime style until Endou got to the point were he started punching anime style back.
In the crowd they were all cheering at the two retards fighting, apart from Tenma who of course actually tried to break up the fight but ended up in the fight. " Hey! Stop fighting! Let me GOOOOOO!"... Tenma started punching anime style too (no surprise). Gouenji was cheering Tsurugi on while Natsumi was cheering for Endou.
Back to where the camera guy and Shindou was, the random camera guy titled his head back straight again. Ignoring what he'd just seen, he sighed. "Fine... Fire away!" Shindou smiled "Arigato"
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He spoke...
"Dear readers... I have one massive favour of you... HELP US! No wait. Let me re-frase that. HELP ME! Please, please, please 'keeps on bowing down like a manic' I wana goo hoommmeee 'sobs' Pleeeeeaassee! 'shakes the camera'"
From where Endou was (under Tsurugi) he shot up and shout a massive gasp, and runs straight towards the brown headed boy. "AHHHHHHHHH SHIINNNNNNNDDDDDDOOOOUUU!"
He was mad, really mad...
Endou picks up Shindou with his colar and starts shaking him like mad.
"SHINDOU TAKUTO! YOU BROKE ONE OF THE RULES! RULE NO.3 NO CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!"
'Shindou shatters anime style'
"NOW YOU HAVE TO SPEND ONE MINUTE IN THE ROOM OF HELL!" He quickly picks up Shindou and legs it towards the closet door.
"Let me go! You crazy bastard!" Shindou tries wrigling out of Endou's grip but no good. He was done for now. Endou now opens the door, chucks Shindou in there and shuts the door once again. All you can here now was Shindou...
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! HELP! LET ME GO! RETARDS! COMPLETE RETARDS! WAIT TILL I GET OUT OF HERE! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone sweatdrops apart from Endou, who had a massive smile on his face, running up to stage and kicks Tsurugi in the stomac sending him flying off the stage and landed on top of Tenma (he went of the stage a few minutes ago btw). They were in a some what... awkward posistion...
"Kawaiiiiii!" Akane comes rushing over to the two taking millions of photos from pretty much every angle. Tsurugi was knocked out, Tenma was blushing like mad.
"Hey! Over here!" Endou was pissed, yet again! "This is a cooking show! Not some bloody TsurugixTenma yaoi story!"
Silence...
"Ok now! Mina!~ Lets begin the count down!"
'Everyone "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH" "5! 4! 3! 2! 1! GOOOOO!"'
"START!" Endou shouted and Gouenji and Natsumi were off, making their sandwhich.
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At Natsumi's cooking station...
"Ok... I have never made a sandwhich before 'picks up the loaf of bread' Aki and Haruna would always start with the bread. They would cut it like this, right?... 'gets a knife and starts cutting'"
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At Gouenji's cooking station...
He already has two slices of bread cut perfectly with the chicken, cheese and tomatos on one of the slices. All he has to do is put the other slice of bread on top and then ta da~ Finished!
"Oh yea! This is soo damn easy! That bitch is gona go down! 'randomly starts punching the air' Down!"
It took Gouenji a second to realise that he punched his sandwhich onto the floor... It was everywhere. So he knelt down and picked everything up onto a plate and rearanged everything so it was perfect.
'Everyone in the crowd "Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!"
"Oh shut up! There is something called a five second rule you know!" He scolded.
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Back to Natsumi's cooking station...
Natsumi has managed to make her sandwhich. It looks soooooo yummy, but we allll know that it's gona poison us if we eat it though.
"My sandwhich looks soo plain, hmmm... Ah ha! I know! Cooking it onto a frying pan would do the trick!" She gets a frying pan out and throws the sandwhich on it and starts cooking it at a really high flame.
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Aoi was helping Tenma get up while Shinsuke, Hamano and Hayami were carrying the knocked out Tsurugi onto a seat to get him out of the way. Yeah Tenma was blushing like mad before but at the same time he was watching the show. So he sat back down next to Aoi and sighed. "Man what the hell is wrong with these guys!"
"Shhh Tenma! Lets keep on watching" The blue haired girl said. Tenma kept quiet and kept watching and realised there was a super loud sound of some cow bell litrally killing off his ears.
DING! DING! DING! DING!
Take a guess... It was Endou ringing a cow bell from god knows where he got it from. "Did someone say 'flicks hair' god!" What the- Aphrodi now your butting in during me, writing?! I swear to god your anoying! "Heyy you said 'flicks hair' 'god' again! Sooo how may I be of isistance?" …. Okay this is just great... GO WAY APHRODI! "Waaaaa! 'sobs'"
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Who am I kiding, I can't stay mad at you 'hugs Aphrodi'
...Anyways back to the story.
"Both teams have now finished making there sandwhiches 'goes over to natsumi' It seems that Natsumi has made one delicous, yet deadly, toasted sandwhich!" Announced Endou.
"Hey what do you mean by 'deadly'" Asked Natsumi, now eying her husbund with some angry death glare. But Endou just turn her back against her "You will see, you will see~~" The brown haired man now walked over to Gouenji.
"Wow~! It seems as Gouenji has made an ordinary sandwhich but it looks soooo neat and tidy!" Just as Endou said that all eyes from everyone on the stage and front row turned to some next random guy in the audince who was just about to throw up as soon as Endou had stopped talking about Gouenji's sandwhich... Six seconds remember...
Endou now grabbed the two sandwhiches and placed them on the table where the four judges were sitting at. Placing Gouenji's sandwhich aside and took a near by knife and cut Natsumi's sandwhich into four square for each judge~.
Kidou eyed his piece. This is Natsumi were on about here. "'points at his piece with a grumpy face also looking at Endou with a death glare at the same time' There is no way I'm eating this Endou"
"OH YES YOU ARE!"
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"No... I'm not..."
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"OH YES YOU ARE!"
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"Like I already said, pretty clearly, no I'm not..."
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"OH YES YOU-"
"Just fuck off Endou -.-"
"But Kidou, don't you want to win the prize?" Said Endou causing Kidou to raise an eyebrow "If you four manage to eat the whole piece including Gouenji's piece you will win 'walks over to a random curtain and pulls the draw string' 10 billion yen!"
'everyone shock face 0o0'
...There was a pile, pryimid even, of money right in front of them. All of the judges can only say "Holy shit!" As Endou explained how he will be giving 10 billion yen to not just one judge, but ALL FOUR. As soon as he finished explaining he dashed strainght towards the camera whispering a message to the readers. "Heheheheh, retards. So easily fooled~. They clearly don't notice that this is a holigram, how I love being smart~~~" He dashes straight back to find all four pieces gone from all the plates.
Figures...
"Gah! 'sufficates' It's in eh- i-in my thr-throat!" Nishki choaked as Midori was back to having a laughing fit.
"Urgh... I don't feel so good" Well yeah if your face turned green and you'vd suddenly fainted on the floor... Poor Kidou...
"Yuck! I feel like I'm going to throw up!"
"Your not the only one Kirino-senpai! 'about to throw up'"
'Endou sweetdrops' "Such drama queens I swear to god-"
'Aphrodi bursts through the wall' "Did someone say 'flicks hair' g-"
"NOT NOW!"
'Aphrodi sobs in emo corner'
"Hey you four! Don't forget, 10 BILLION YEN~~!" The four judges were instantly back to normal once Endou had finished speaking. He took Gouenji's sandwhich and cut it the same way as before. Each judge ate there piece and instantly spat it out... apart from Kidou... Who couldn't...
"Gouenji... There is gum 'chews' IN YOUR FUKING SANDWHICH! 'chews'" Shouted a very pissed off Kidou who was now struggling to open his mouth.
"Pffft! It's not my fault! 'smirks' There was nothing on the floor anyways" And as soon as Gouenji finished talking, the next random guy, who almost threw up in the audience, shouted "Gouenji-san... You left the sandwhich for six seconds... Not five..."
"SHIT!" The blonde haired man shouted, when he was intentionly ment to shout that in his head. "Uhhh, Gomen... Kidou..." He apologised expecting Kidou to understand but he was sobbing anime style instead. "What the hell is wrong with you... You should at least know 'chews' as soon as you drop something on the ground 'chews' then it's obiously 'chews' GONE BAD!" And with that, Kidou managed to spit out the gum which landed on the table. Man it was discusting, it had hairs in!
Now with everyone freaked out and discusted about the gum there was now an awkard silence...
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"SCREW THIS!" Yes Kariya broke the silence. Clearly he couldn't take anymore, as he did just smash his plate onto the floor and stormed off. With the other three judges doing the same and followed Kariya off the stage.
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"Oh that's just great now we have no one to judge who won!" Shouted Natsumi
"Yeah, cause I wanted to take this bitch DOWN!"
"Hey~! Calm down I have the perfect solution!" Anounced Endou as he ran up straight towards the camera. "YO~! All you readers I need your help! As you can see the four retarded judges skipped out on us. 'whispers to himself' There gona god damn pay for that! Anyways~ You decide who should win! Natsumi or Gouenji you decide! Either review, or vote in the poll Jay has set up!"
Endou rushes back down to the middle on the stage "Now I will see you all in the next chapter~~!"
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Jay: You heard the goal keeper pleeeeeaassee review!
Nagumo: What has gotton into you 0.o
Jay: Well you see 'puts pinky fingers together and pouts' I'm worried if everyone has forgotten about me because I actually started this around 4 or 5 months ago! And it's not just pokemon yaoi it's been pandora hearts danganronpa and even more Inazuma eleven yaoi! XXXDDDD Not only that there was school exams which I failed in and I really couldn't be asked T T and-
Suzuno: Okay, okay we get it!
Jay: But I did go on here at one point to edit the second chapter to this! See I'm not that bad!
'silence...'
Jay: I did make this chapter really long though so come on!
Aphrodi: Question, in your little yaoi reading time who were you reading about?
Jay: Simple! I don't wana bore any of you... mainly SuzunoxNagumo over and over again XX))))
Suzuno and Nagumo: WHAT!
Aphrodi: …. Please review ^^'