A/N: Warning, there's gonna be some vivid gore and graphic imagery ahead.


Asgore sensed the Warners approach behind him.

"Oh...Back so soon? How are you feeling?"

The three of them showed the same reluctance as before, if not more.

"Queasy," said Yakko, barely managing more than a whisper. "But there's nothin' I can do about it."

"...I see...This is it, then."

He turned to look at them, somberly.

"Ready?"

Four containers appeared on the left of Asgore and three on his right. They contained the souls of the fallen humans. Green, yellow, orange, empty, purple, dark blue, and light blue. A strange light filled the room. Twilight was shining through the barrier. It seemed their journey was finally over.

"Toons...It was nice to meet you. Goodbye."

Their breathing quickened. Asgore was about to start the fight...but then a fireball knocked him away. The Warners stepped back as Toriel appeared in front of them, having been the one to throw the fireball.

"What a miserable creature, torturing such poor, innocent youths…"

"Goat Mom!" they all shouted.

She ran towards them and immediately pulled them into a tight hug.

"My children! Are you alright? Did he hurt you?"

"Nah," said Dot, "ya came just in time."

"I missed you so much…" said Wakko.

"I missed you all too. Do not be afraid, I am here now. And I will not let him hurt you."

"How did ya even get here?" said Yakko. "I thought we left ya back in the Ruins!"

"At first, I thought I would let you make your journey by yourselves...But I could not stop worrying about you. Your adventure must have been so treacherous."

"It wasn't too bad," said Dot. "We convinced everybody not to kill us. I even went on a date with a handsome skeleton~"

Toriel chuckled.

"I see. But ultimately, it would burden you with this horrible choice. However...I realized...I cannot allow any of you to kill Asgore. It is not right to sacrifice someone simply to let you leave here."

"But we weren't gonna leave!" said Wakko. "We would have broken the barrier!"

"Oh, really? How sweet. You three have good hearts. I agree with you...for now, let us suspend this battle. As terrible as Asgore is...He deserves mercy, too."

"He's not that bad," said Yakko. "He doesn't wanna kill us either! He's only forcing himself to. We almost got through to him!"

Asgore recovered from Toriel's fireball attack and returned to them, excited to see his ex-wife.

"Tori...You came back…!"

"Do not 'Tori' me, Dreemurr! You pathetic whelp."

"Holy-" said Dot.

"If you really wanted to free our kind...You could have gone through the barrier after you got ONE SOUL...taken six souls from the humans then come back and freed everyone peacefully. But instead, you made everyone live in despair...Because you would rather wait here, meekly hoping another human never comes."

"Dang," said Yakko, "that's cold. I like this side of her!"

"...Tori...You're right...I am a miserable creature...but, do you think we can at least be friends again?"

She sighed.

"NO, Asgore."

Asgore started to cry. Yakko walked over to him and patted his back.

"Aw, don't cry, Goat Dad. Just give her more time to come back around. It's not like she's gonna hate ya forever, right?"

More surprise visits came their way.

"Ngahhhhhh! Asgore! Warners! Nobody fight each other! Everyone's gonna make friends or else I'll...!"

"Undyne?" said Dot. "You're here too?"

Yakko chuckled.

"One step ahead of ya, Fish Stick."

Undyne looked at Toriel, who introduced herself.

"Hello, I am Toriel. Are you a friend of the Warners? It is nice to meet you."

"Uh, yeah…?"

"She's a 10 in my book," said Yakko.

"Nice to meet you!" Undyne told Toriel before walking over to Asgore and Yakko. "Hey, Asgore, is that your ex? Jeez. That's rough, buddy."

"She won't even friendzone him," said Yakko.

"H-hey!"

"Hey Alphys!" said Wakko.

"Nobody hurt each other!"

"Oh!" said Toriel. "Are you another friend?"

Yakko walked over to introduce them.

"She sure is! Toriel, this is Alphys. She showed us the way through Hotland. Al, this is Tori. She's the old queen and our honorary Goat Mom."

"Hello!"

"Uh, h-h-hi!"

The object of Dot's love entered the room.

"HEY! NOBODY FIGHT ANYONE! IF ANYONE FIGHTS ANYONE-"

"Papy!"

Dot tackled him to the ground in a hug, making him laugh.

"I was wonderin' when you'd show up, sweetie!"

"NYEH HEH HEH! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, DOT."

She would have kissed him right then and there if Toriel didn't interrupt.

"Oh, is this the skeleton who courted Dot?"

"Yep!" said Yakko.

Papyrus took notice of Toriel.

"OH! HELLO, YOUR MAJESTY! PSST, HEY, TOONS...DID ASGORE SHAVE…? AND...CLONE HIMSELF?"

The Warners laughed, making Papyrus confused. Then Sans stepped in.

"Saaaaaaaaaaans!" the toons cheered, giving him high-fives.

"hey guys...what's up?"

Toriel gasped.

"That voice…!"

She ran to him, getting weird looks from Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, and Asgore.

"Hello, I think we may...Know each other?"

"oh hey. i recognize your voice, too. toriel, right? the toons told me that's your name."

"Why, yes! So nice to meet you."

"the name's sans. and, uh, likewise."

Asgore only cried even more. Undyne and Alphys covered for Yakko, seeing he and his siblings were distracted by Toriel and Sans' shenanigans, and comforted him.

"Come on, Asgore!" said Undyne. "It's gonna be OK! There are plenty of fish in the sea…"

"Y-yeah, Asgore! Undyne's totally right about that fish thing! S-sometimes you've got to, uh...S-stop going after the furry boss monsters and uh...J-just get to know a really cute fish…? It's a metaphor."

"Well, I think it's a good analogy."

"Oh!" said Toriel. "Wait, then…! The skeleton that courted Dot...this must be your brother, Papyrus!"

Papyrus' face lit up as Toriel recognized him.

"Greetings, Papyrus! It is so nice to finally meet you! Your brother has told me so much about you."

He blushed.

"Gah!" Dot exclaimed. "Too pure!"

She fanned herself with her hand and sighed as she melted into a puddle of ink.

"WOWIE...I CAN'T BELIEVE ASGORE'S CLONE KNOWS WHO I AM! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

"Hey, Papyrus...What does a skeleton tile his roof with?"

Yakko and Wakko pulled Dot out of the puddle she made.

"HMMM...SNOW-PROOF ROOF TILES?"

"No, silly! A skeleton tiles his roof with...SHIN-gles!"

The Warners laughed at her pun.

"I CHANGED MY MIND! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

They only laughed harder at Papyrus' reaction.

"I guess he didn't find it humerus!" said Yakko, making Papyrus groan and Toriel and Sans laugh even more.

Mettaton stuck his leg out and caught everyone's attention, adding to Undyne and Alphys' conversation.

"OH MY GOD! WILL YOU TWO JUST SMOOCH ALREADY!? THE AUDIENCE IS DYING FOR SOME ROMANTIC ACTION!"

"HEY," Undyne shouted, "SHUT UP!"

"No wait Mettaton don't- aaaaand he's already gone," said Yakko. "What a shame."

"Man," said Undyne, "the nerve of that guy! Right, Alphys!?"

She didn't respond.

"Uh, Alphys?"

"...No. He's right. LET'S DO IT."

"Well? Uh? I guess? If you want to? Then? Don't hold anything back!"

They leaned in to kiss. Yakko and Wakko rapidly and repeatedly stomped their feet and whistled, cheering for them.

"OHHHHHHH!"

Dot, on the other hand, was dismayed at their horniness.

"Ugh, boys..."

"They're gonna do it," said Yakko, "they're gonna do it! Wakko get the camera!"

Wakko reached into his Gag Bag. But before Undyne and Alphys could kiss, Toriel stood between them.

"W-wait! Not in front of the toons!"

Dot seemed relieved, siding with Toriel.

"THANK you!"

Undyne blushed.

"Uhh," said Alphys, "right! S-sorry, I got a little carried away there."

"What?!" said Yakko. "No! Yes, yes in front of the toons! I don't care what you're into, that was hot right there!"

Toriel couldn't help but chuckle a little as Dot rolled her eyes. Undyne and Alphys blushed even more at Yakko's remark.

"Dial it down, toon!" Undyne growled.

The monsters all arranged themselves into a straight line, facing the Warners.

"My children," said Toriel, "it seems as if you must stay here for a while. But looking at all the great friends you have made...I think...I think you will be very happy here."

"Us too, Goat Mom!" said Wakko.

"Well sibs," said Yakko, "this may not be the best ending, but it sure is a happy one."

"Yeah!" Wakko and Dot agreed.

"But where are we gonna live?" Wakko asked.

"Well where do ya wanna go?" Yakko replied.

"I wanna move in with Goat Mom or Goat Dadoo," said Wakko. "They could use some company."

"True," said Dot, "but I'd rather stay with the skele-bros. They've got a great house!"

Yakko and Wakko raised their eyebrows at her.

"...and I'll be closer to my sweet Papyrus."

"There we go," said Yakko.

"H-hey," said Alphys as the Warners started their conversation, "that reminds me. Papyrus...YOU called everyone here, right? Well, besides, uh, her. Uh, anyway...if I got here before you...How did you know how to call everybody?"

"LET'S JUST SAY...A TINY FLOWER HELPED ME."

The Warners' ears shot up in alarm. They immediately turned their heads to look at Papyrus and Alphys, hoping they were just hearing things.

"A tiny...flower?" Alphys' voice trembled.

The Warners' faces were filled with dread at this confirmation.

"Uh-oh…"

Before the Warners could warn everyone about what was about to happen, a giant prickly vine shot at them with such extreme force that it sent the toons flying back and screaming, separating them from their friends. They tumbled on the floor, landing on their stomachs. As they turned back around and sat up, they gasped and watched in horror as the vine lifted the six monsters and repeatedly sent electric shocks through their bodies. Even Undyne, who struggled against the vines, wasn't strong enough to wiggle free.

"Oh my god," said Yakko, "this can't be happening!"

"I can't look!" Wakko shouted, turning away. "It's too cruel!"

"No," Dot muttered, her voice progressively getting louder, "no nonononononononononononoNO-"

Flowey popped out of the ground from underneath Toriel and Sans. The Warners' heads snapped towards him. They got up on their feet and glared at Flowey as he spoke to them.

"You IDIOTS. While you guys were having your little pow-wow...I took the human souls! And now, not only are THOSE under my power...But all of your FRIENDS' souls are gonna be mine, too!"

"You psycho!" Dot exclaimed, growing angrier alongside her brothers with every word he said.

They felt like giving him the bird, but couldn't do that without raising the story's rating from T to M.

"And you know what the best part is? It's all your fault."

"'It's all your fault' my ASS!" Yakko shouted.

Wakko and Dot clapped and cheered him on for using the strongest curse word available.

"Woo!"

"You tell him, Yakko!"

"Last time I checked," he continued, "we're not the ones who stalked three kids for almost two weeks and came up with this master plan to kill everyone!"

"But that's where you're wrong, Yakko Warner. You three MADE THEM love you. All the time you spent listening to them...Encouraging them...Caring about them...Without that, they wouldn't have come here. And now, with their souls and the humans' souls together...I will achieve my REAL FORM. Hee hee…"

"You're despicable, Flowey!" said Dot. "I can't believe you'd manipulate my poor, sweet, innocent Papyrus like that!"

"Why are you still doing this?!" said Wakko.

"Don't you get it? This is all just a GAME."

"We already know that," said Yakko. "What's that gotta do with anything?"

"If you leave the underground satisfied, you'll 'win' the game. If you 'win', you won't want to 'play' with me anymore."

"We never did in the first place!" said Yakko.

The Warners pulled out their mallets.

"Now get out of our way!"

They leaped for it, ready to swing their mallets through the vines and free their friends. However, before they could make contact, a white boundary box surrounded and blocked them. It took them back down to the ground and shrunk to the point where the toons barely had enough room to move around.

"Hey," said Dot, "what's the big idea?!"

"This game between us will NEVER end. I'll hold victory in front of you, just within your reach...And then tear it away just before you grasp it. Over, and over, and over…"

The Warners pounded their fists against the box, trying to break it open.

"I'll keep you here no matter what!"

A circle of Flowey's bullets surrounded the box. Yakko's pounding became more frantic.

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod this is bad, this is really bad!"

Wakko and Dot pounded even harder, matching Yakko's speed as fear took over them. Flowey expressed glee at the Warners' situation.

"Even if it means killing you 1,000,000 times!" he screeched.

"Let us out!" Wakko shouted.

Flowey laughed evilly as the bullets closed in on them, taking away 7 HP. They yelped as the bullets bruised their bodies. Their pounding became weaker. The process repeated; another circle of bullets took 7 more HP from them and made them bleed. Their yelps turned to yells. Another agonizing circle of bullets took away 5 more HP, leaving them with only 1 HP left. They screamed in pain and collapsed on the floor as they received borderline fatal injuries. A deep heart-shaped wound cut through Yakko's chest, a waterfall of blood pouring out of it. He stuck his hand into it as an attempt to stop the bleeding and keep his soul from falling out, rapidly gasping for air. The bones in Wakko's arms and legs broke. He released an ear-splitting whine of agony. Dot had a gash in her neck. She nearly passed out, but was barely conscious. The Warners seemed to drown in a pool of their own blood and their once energetic black eyes faded to lifeless gray as the last circle of bullets began to close in very slowly. For once in their lives, anything zany or cartoony about them disappeared. Their animation was no longer comical, unusual, or whimsical. Their mangled bodies, soon to be corpses, were quite a jarring sight.

So, this was how the Warners' story would end. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. They failed to save everyone, instead dooming the world to a cruel fate at the hands of Flowey. No one would be left to remember their names…

Then a miracle happened. A circle of flames appeared, protecting the toons and countering Flowey's bullets.

"What?" said Flowey.

The Warners managed to look at Toriel, knowing she was the one who saved them. She offered them a weak smile.

"Do not be afraid, my children. No matter what happens...We will always be there to protect you!"

She mustered the last of her strength to heal the Warners' fatal wounds. The gaps in Yakko's chest and Dot's neck disappeared, Wakko's bones snapped back into place, and their eyes changed back to black as they each regained 1 HP.

"Thanks, Goat Mom..." said Wakko.

Flowey summoned two rows of bullets.

"Get closer!" said Yakko, holding Wakko and Dot's hands tight as they squeezed in the best they could.

As they came, a large bone countered the bullets on Dot's side and a spear blocked the ones on Wakko's. Dot immediately stared at Papyrus lovingly, excitedly gasping.

"THAT'S RIGHT, HUMANFOLK! YOU CAN WIN! JUST DO WHAT I, WOULD DO...BELIEVE IN YOU!"

"Aw, Papyrus~"

"Hey!" said Undyne. "Warners! If you got past ME, you can do ANYTHING! So don't worry! We're with you all the way!"

"That's all we need, Undyne!" said Yakko.

"huh? you haven't beaten this guy yet? come on, this weirdo's got nothin' on you, kids."

The Warners gave him a thumbs-up and recovered 3 HP, one from each of them. Flowey repeated the same attack; this time, more fireballs protected Dot and lightning bolts protected Wakko.

"Technically," said Alphys, "it's impossible for you to beat him...b-but that shouldn't be a problem! You've done the impossible before, I know you can do it again!"

Finally, it was Asgore's turn.

"Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. For the future of the world...You have to stay determined!"

They recovered 2 more HP. All the previous monsters they befriended appeared to heal the rest of their wounds. Soon, the rest of the bruises and bloody cuts on their bodies disappeared. Needless to say, Flowey was caught off guard.

"We're with you too!" said Vulkin.

"La la la la!" Shyren sung.

"C'mon," said Monster Kid, "you got this!"

"You've GOT to win!" cheered Muffet.

"You can do it!" said 01 and 02 in unison.

"Ribbit," said Froggit.

Greater Dog even appeared in the corner and barked at them. The Warners' HP soon maxed out and they stood up, stronger than ever.

"Thanks, guys!" said Wakko.

"I feel like myself again!" said Yakko.

"Woo hoo!" said Dot. "Take that, Flowey!"

"Urrrgh…" Flowey groaned. "NO! Unbelievable! This can't be happening…! You...YOU…!"

The smiles disappeared from the Warners' faces as Flowey's mouth curled into his evil smile.

"I can't believe you're all so STUPID."

The room began to shake, getting more and more intense.

"ALL OF YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!"

"Incoming!" Yakko shouted, turning Wakko and Dot around and pulling them to the ground.

The room was filled with screams as Flowey began to absorb all of the souls. A blinding white light surrounded the Warners...and then they were the only ones left.