Inside the castle of Valla, a young man dawning armor and a cape waits while sitting on the throne. This man is Corrin, the king of Valla and bringer of peace. He's awaiting his daughter's return from a modernized country that showed incredible advancements compared to his country. "It's been far to long..." said Corrin to himself "I wonder if she's alright..."
"You worry too much, Corrin!" said Corrin's wife. Corrin's wife, Selkie, walked in carrying two wolf carcases for their dinner. Corrin sighed and said "Selkie, you DO know that we have food, right?"
"Yeah, but variety is the spice of life" replied Selkie. "You say that every time you bring in wolves for dinner." said Corrin. Selkie set the wolf carcases down on the floor.
"That's besides the point, I think you're underestimating our daughter." said Selkie "After all, she spent a year with me out in the woods, why would her surviving in a more modern world be any different?"
"There are somethings left unknown to her. The less she's becomes attached to that world, the better." said Corrin. Selkie looked at her husband with concren. "How about you and I go out for a bit? You've been a bit controlling since you've took power." advised Selkie.
She wasn't wrong and Corrin knew her well. "I suppose I HAVE been a bit too comfortable in power. A simple stroll outside won't hurt. Especially with you around Selkie." said Corrin. (I hope she'll be ok...) thought Corrin.
MEANWHILE
The day has come at long last! The Vallian regiment is open and ready for business. Kana and Kelto sent flyers around Hitamaka, Oborozuka and other cities for people to join the regiment. The flyers are as said: *Do you want to be the next hero of YOUR city? Join the Vallian regiment TODAY! Just search for the building with a dragon statue! ~*.
"This isn't gonna work Kana." said Kelto. Him, Kana and Engar were waiting for new arrivals for three hours at their base. "I think we should've give our address, kiddo." said Engar. "Don't worry guys, we'll get someone soon!" said Kana "Good things come to those who wait!"
She wan't wrong... sort of, as a kid riding a gorilla was headed for the regiment building. Kelto and Engar turned a paper white as they saw this kid mounted on a dangerous animal just nonchalantly heading to the regiment. "Told ya!" said Kana to both Kelto and Engar, with confidence.
When the kid dismounted, the three of them saw that the kid had long hair on one side and short hair on the other. As for their attire they wore a yellow hat that resembled a snail shell, a yellow poncho, an oranger robe and one sock. "Hello there!" said the kid "I'd like to join your regiment!"
"Sure thing! What's your name?" asked Kana. "U-um... K-kana, I'm more concrened about the gorilla than I am about this guy's name." said Kelto. "Yeah kid. Last thin' I want is t' be that gorilla's punchin' bag." said Engar.
"Relax my friends, my superior is well tame and very playful." spoke the kid "As for myself, I have no name. My superior on the other hand does." "Oh cool! What's his name?" asked Kana. The kid with no name cleared his throat. "Gingihigarukibaeryuyuyikuokigaomaroshioraquanzolorokigirigiriyogokuhoshinokirbakukimidoriyokutsunanokkiguunrak oolakigiromitromowlsetzunaminntzichoske." replied the kid with no name "He also goes by a shorter name: Goudalo." "That's a lot easier to say." said Kana.
"Wait a Minute... THE GORILLA'S YOUR SUPERIOR?!" asked Kelto. The kid with no name nodded. "I'm... not sure what to think of this." said Kelto. "I can! And I say welcome aboard!" said Kana. "Thank you. We shall await inside for further instructions." said the kid with no name. The kid with no name got back on Goudalo and they headed inside the building. "Those two seem... odd." said ?.
"We can work it out." said Kana "By the way, who are you?" "Jetsune." said Jetsune "I saw your flyer and it was pretty cute, so I came by and check it out." Jetsune looked like she was in her teens. As for her attire, she wore light armor, a cape and Leather boots. "Well since you're here... wanna join the Vallian regiment?" asked Kana. "I'll...
volunteer for the time being." replied Jetsune. "As shall I" spoke ?.
The person that spoke appeared to be a philosopher of some sorts. "I am Rapheal Xavi'rus. May'r of Hitamaka" Engar spat out his soda in utter surprise. "TH' MAYOR OF HITAMAKA?!" cried Engar. "Indubitably I am." responded Rapheal "Ov'r the past weeks, Hitamaka hast ov'r gone some positive changes grant you mercy to a c'rtain child.
Mine own curiousity is peak'd at which hour i hath heard about the regiment taking volunte'rs." "You sure about this? The training we have is not your run-of-the-mill hiking,
Mayor Rapheal." said Kana. "If 't be true what thee sayeth is true child, then I'd liketh to witness hath said training first handeth, unless if 't be true mine own participation wouldst causeth a problem f'r thee?" responded Rapheal. "Well so long as you're ok if it, you're in!" said Kana. "Hey there pal friend budder toasted sandswitch with a side of Valla, ya got a minute?" asked Engar to Kana. "Sure!" said Kana "You're ok taking care of everyone else that comes along right Kelto?" "Um... Maybe?" said Kelto. "I'll take it as a yes!" said Kana.
As Engar took Kana behind the building to discuss, Kelto felt a chill as the next person just so happen to be a yandere... that he had to move to different schools just to get away from. "Hello there my ADORABLE litte cupcake!" said the yandere. "O-oh uh... h-hey there uh-" Kelto was cut off by the yandere. "Yinnaka!" said Yinnaka. "Y-yinnaka yeah... heh heh..." said Kelto "So... you're here for-" Kelto was interrupted again. "THE REGIMENT, YES!" said Yinnaka "Just to see you ALL the time... Learning from you,
thinking about you, breathing your skin... I still have my shrine of you in my closet." "HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY HAHAHA FRIEND." said Kelto, in a nervous panic "Well anyways we've already got enough people that joined the regiment, so maybe you can come back... another time..?"
"What are you talking about Kelto?" said Kana, who wrapped up the discussion with Engar "I think she can join." "Kelto? You've changed your name?" asked Yinnaka to Kelto "If so... it sounds so HEROIC! It's like a name given to a brave, noble, HANDSOME knight." "Well he IS brave. He can be noble at times. Handsome seems to strong of a word to put it nicely." said Kana. "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, RUNT!" yelled Yinnaka "I was only complementing him and his new name." "What was his old one?" asked Kana.
Kelto facepalmed by Kana's tom-foolery. "Travis." replied Yinnaka. "That's not an old name." said Kana. "Look, we can discuss name another time. Right now, training is about t' begin." said Engar "So she either gits 'n or gits out." "Alright alright, I'm heading in." said Yinnaka "No need to tell me twice elderberry."
Yinnaka heads inside the building, waving Kelto on her way in. "Can... I be on watch duty please?" asked Kelto to Kana "I just don't want any volunteers to be left out." "Sure!"
said Kana "Well take care of the teaching while you're out here." "Come inside if ya feelin' unnerved, alright." said Engar. "Alright." said Kelto. Kana and Engar headed inside the building to begin the training.
The obscure kahoots of meloncolical aftermathmatical Lunacy continues soon!