Rebecca: "No telling with you."
Britney fakes a hurt look as Drew and Dolph come around the corner.
Drew: "Hello ladies. What's with the face? You're much too pretty not to be smiling."
Britney gets a cheeesy grin and I start laughing. If he only knew how much of a horn dog my sister really is he'd blush.
Britney: "Is the Scottish psycho breaking character to flirt with some random chick backstage?"
Drew: "Sure love. I can't be cold all the time."
Dolph offers his hand to me.
Dolph: "How's it going? My name is Nick, but everyone calls me Dolph Ziggler."
Rebecca: "I'm Rebecca but everyone calls me Becky. Nice to meet you, Nick."
I shake his hand.
Drew: "I'm Drew."
He holds out his hand to Britney and she shakes it.
Britney: "I'm Britney, but you can call me Brit and that's my sister, Becky."
Rebecca: "Hello Drew. Nick, Brit, Brit, Nick."
Dolph: "How's it going?"
Britney: "Not bad. I got to shake hands with the hottest tag team in WWE right now."
Dolph: "Wow. Were they awesome or douches."
Britney: "They seem pretty awesome so far. The married one is trying to flirt."
Dolph: "Well, for the record, I'm not married."
Rebecca: "Kids. My sister is a chronilogical flirt by nature."
Drew: "I'm a flirt myself. That's how I ended up divorced the first time."
A familiar voice comes up behind us while we are all talking and I silently thank God. I don't want to watch my sister flirt with these two all night.
Seth: "Are these two knuckle heads boring you?"
Rebecca: "No, but the bonehead I call my adopted sister is starting to bore me with her banter here."
Seth: "Hi. Seth Rollins, I'm here to unbore you."
I shake his hand and notice his hands are surprisingly soft considering the nasty pictures of his busted open blisters he'd post on his Instagram. I thought they'd be rougher.
Rebecca: "I'm Becky and I'm greatful. Shall we leave here?"
Seth: "Sure."
I leave Britney with Drew and Dolph and I don't even think she blinked long enough to realize I just got Rollins-napped away from her.
Rebecca: "Did you meet our tour guide, Daryl?"
I wink and start laughing.
Seth: "Oh God, your joking. Dean introduced himself as your tour guide Daryl?"
Rebecca: "Yes he did and then proceeded to leave his two guests alone in the green room and told us to help ourselves to the food and drinks. Which we did."
I hold up the can of Red Bull.
Seth: "That's cool. That's what it's in there for, but Dean didn't need to ditch you guys. How long did it take you to figure out you weren't on an actual WWE tour?"
Rebecca: "As soon as he found out we were Rollins and Reigns girls. The way he said "I'm a Seth Rollins guy" gave him away and his walk. There is no mistaking that walk of his. Plus he didn't bore us with the details of how all the equipment works and where all the magic happens in the production booths. He took us straight to where the talent wonders around and let us lose."
Seth: "Wow. He couldn't just bring you backstage he had to make a dramatic production out of it. That's Ambrose for you. I came out cuz I wanted to see who Dolph and Drew were talking to."
Rebecca: "Dolph and I were making small talk and I was trying not to laugh at my sister flirting with a married man."
Seth: "Dolph isn't married that I know of. You must be talking about Drew."
