Splatoon: We Are Squidbeak Splatoon

by MatchMaker Amethyst

The Squid Sisters, Taylor, Chris, Corey, and Sheldon gets up a party to welcome Off the Hook, Owen and Elliot/Prince Octavius to the team. Terry, Chris, and Owen might get along well and become BFFs. The .5 Trio was thinking of making something "special" for the team. Elliott must keep the secret of his real identity is Prince Octavius; the son of DJ Octavio.

6. Chapter 6

Chapter 5: We Are Squidbeak Splatoon (We are the Crystal Gems Parody) [Steven Universe]

*Lyrics by me; MatchMaker Amethyst

The next day at the Cuttlefish Cabin, The Squid Sisters and Off the Hook talked to each other while Cap'n Cuttlefish is sleeping and Sheldon is guarding the imprisoned DJ Octavio. Taylor plays his guitar, Corey writing on paper, and Elliot whistles "We are the Crystal Gems" as the .5 Trio are sitting together.

When Cap'n Cuttlefish wakes up and says, ".5 Trio, how's the music?"

"Going good, Cap'n," said Taylor.

Then, Terry, Chris, and Owen walk up to the .5 Trio, and Terry says, "Hey, boys. Sorry that we were late. We had breakfast together."

"That's ok," said Corey.

"What are you doing," said Owen.

"It's something special for our team," said Elliot.

"Something special," said Callie, interested.

"Is it music," Marie asked.

"It's a special song for our team," said Cap'n Cuttlefish.

"Like a theme song," said Pearl.

"For Squidbeak Splatoon?! I want to hear it," said Marina.

Then Sheldon pushes DJ Octavio to the agents and Cap'n and says, "I like to listen too."

"I thought you might say that," said DJ Octavio, puts noise-cancel earmuffs.

"Trio, please play the song you wrote," said Cap'n.

"Um…," said Taylor, with shyness as he, Corey, and Elliot blushes.

"We're not sure about this...," said Corey.

"We're kinda… nervous about this," said Elliot.

"Come on, boys," said Terry, excited.

"Yeah, we want to hear it," said Chris.

"We'll like it, no matter what," said Owen.

Then the .5 Trio stops blushing, take a deep breath, Taylor plays his guitar and sings,

"Since the tides had risen, we gained human intelligence."

Then Corey sings,

"And we evolved into humanoid elegance."

Then Elliot sings,

"The Great Turf War caused more electricity

Now, we work together to protect our city."

Then Taylor sings as the Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, Sheldon, Terry, Chris, and Owen claps to the song,

"We… are Squidbeak Splatoon

We'll always save the day."

Then Corey sings as the .5 Trio smiles for the team liked their song,

"If there's nothing we can do,

There's always another way."

Then Elliot sings,

"That's why the people of this world… believes in

Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, Sheldon, the .5 Trio, Terry, Chris, and Owen."

"That was great, guys. Mind if we add a few more lyrics to your song and more music into it," said Sheldon, turns on the DJ set and made it play along with Taylor's guitar.

Then Sheldon sings as Corey writes down the lyrics,

"Inkopolis… The greatest place on Earth

Where everyone is welcome to live… or have their lives rebirth

No matter if you're the same… or different species,

We will protect your kind

And we will protect your world X2

And we will protect you."

Then Callie sings,

"We'll fight for the world to make sure it stays fresh

Then Marie sings,

"And in the name of Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish."

Then Pearl sings,

"We'll fight for the place where we'll be together."

Then Marina sings,

"Peace for Inklings and Octolings is our greatest wish."

Then Sheldon sings,

"I'll fight in the name of Grandpa Ammoses

And more weapons for Turf War Sports."

Then Taylor sings,

"I'll fight for the peace and my true love

And to show everyone, my bravery hadn't gotten short."

Then Corey sings,

"I'll fight to expand the history

And life in Inkopolis."

Then Elliot sings,

"I'll fight to prove that male Octolings

Are capable of defending themselves"

Then Terry sings,

"I'll fight for a cool and better era;

Where Squid and Octopus can live in peace."

Then Chris sings,

"I'll fight for everyone's future and safety

My strength in protecting will excel."

Then Owen sings,

"I'll fight for the freedom of my kind

And make sure that they use their own minds."

Then the Squids Sisters, Off the Hook, Sheldon, .5 Trio, Terry, Chris, and Owen sings together,

"The odds are against us

They can run but can't hide

And no creature gets left behind."

Then the Squid Sisters sing,

"We…"

Then sings again with Off the Hook, Sheldon and the .5 Trio,

"Are Squidbeak…

Then, Terry, Chris, and Owen sings,

"Splatoon!"

Then everyone sings,

"We'll always save the day."

Then Taylor sings,

"If there's nothing-"

Then Corey sings,

"We can-"

Then Elliot sings,

"-do! There's-"

Then everyone sings,

"-always another way."

Then Off the Hook sings,

"That's why the people-"

Then sings again with the Squid Sisters,

"-of this world…."

Then Cap'n Cuttlefish sings,

"Believe in!"

Then the Squid Sisters sing,

"Squid Sisters,"

Then Off the Hook sings,

"Off the Hook,"

Then Sheldon sings,

"Sheldon,"

Then the .5 Trio sings,

"the .5 Trio,"

Then Terry sings,

"Terry,"

Then Chris sings,

"Chris,"

And then Owen sings,

"And Owen!"

When the music ends, the team and Cap'n laugh with joy.

"That was great, and I recorded the whole song," said Sheldon.

"It was fresh," said the Squid Sisters, doing their pose.

"And off the hook," said Off the Hook, doing their pose.

"That song went better than we thought. Right, .5 Trio," said Taylor.

"Yeah. I wrote down the lyrics," said Corey.

"You know it," said Elliot.

"I think we're going to get along fine," said Terry.

"Yeah. Do you think we can change the name 'Squidbeak' into something else? Since we have two Octolings and shell horse crab in our team," said Chris.

"Nah, I don't mind. As long as we stick together," said Owen.

"You kids are lucky to find peace already," said Cap'n.

When DJ Octavio takes off his earmuffs, he takes out a small phone and says, "when will my pick up be here? In 36 days?! Fine…"

THE END…?