Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.
All current prompts are from the story Dear Order Members.
13. In the middle of a duel with Lucius Malfoy, you are not allowed to ask "How he gets his hair that Shiny?"
Hermione giggled as she dueled with Lucius Malfoy not at all put out with the curses he threw at her and muttered phrases like 'Prancing peacock' and that Lucius had 'daddy issues' both of which she had written in her letter to him a week prior. With each comment Lucius's face flushed slightly before Hermione rolled out of the way and cooed as Lucius turned.
"Wait!" Hermione yelled a couple of their duels pausing to see why she had yelled that.
"Before you go off and kill me or torture me or whatever, tell me please for the love of all that is sugary goodness how you get your hair that shiny!?" Lucius blinked dumbly at the brunette as she stared at him and waited for an answer not bothered by the fact that there were several other people staring at her like she had two heads.
"Mione? What do you mean?" Harry asked wondering what his not so sane best friend was referring to this time. Hermione skipped over to Lucius and lifted some of his hair and made it fall the shine making her coo.
"It's so pretty, I want pretty hair like him." Hermione said stamping her foot and waking Lucius from his dumbfounded state. Harry groaned and hid his face.
"Never again am I allowing any one to get locked in a room with Fred and George." He groaned before Hermione pouted and looked at Lucius.
"Pretty please tell me with a severed head on top?" Hermione asked pulling her best puppy dog eyes on the blonde lord. Rather than question Potter on why he had commented that way Lucius quickly weighted the options. The girl was good at dueling. And now she was using of all things household spells against him. He was very surprised she was so… so forward.
"If I tell you and give you my supplier so you can get your own as well as give you a sample will you stop sending me those insulting letters?" Lucius said causing Hermione to pout.
"Who else can I write to then when I want to insult?" Hermione whined slightly.
"I'll give you a list of names that you can write to as well just for god sakes leave me alone unless you are going to tell me something interesting." Lucius felt like a child but her letters were driving him crazy. They came at all hours of the day, the last few coming in the middle of the night and he was now sleeping on the couch.
"Deal" Hermione said holding out her hand and the Blonde sighed and shook her hand. Pulling out a potion bottle he handed it to her with the instructions before stepping back. Hermione giggled and flicked her wand sending Lucius flying before skipping off to help Fred battle Bellatrix, her potion bottle in her pocket safe.
Later that night
"Fred! Look at how shiny my hair is! I got to get a lifetime supply of this stuff." Hermione said allowing the twins to watch her spin her hair shiny and smooth before she ran to her desk in her's and Ginny's room and started penning a letter to get more, and to annoy Lucius so more.