Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.

All current prompts are from the story Dear Order Members.

26. Not allowed to stick furniture to the ceiling and say "oh my Merlin, the house is upside down"

Harry groaned and opened his eyes his hands looking for his glasses on the table beside him. Blinking still he slipped them on and looked around the room.

"WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled causing Ron to jerk and fall out of the bed and onto the floor with a loud thud. Harry managed to get onto the floor without falling, after all somehow all the furniture was on the ceiling now. Groaning Harry stepped out of the room as Hermione ran out of the bedroom she shared with Ginny, the red heard following her.

"Oh my merlin, the house is upside down" Hermione said before taking off towards the stairs and resting it slowly before holding onto the banister, glad she was in pajama pants and a tank top since it would have ridden up.

"Jelly Donuts" Fred cried racing his broom towards Hermione as he pulled her onto his broom.

"No fair I wanted to yell Pumpernickel Bread" George whined following his twin to the kitchen where was trying to cook. Ron not noticing that Hermione had looked like she was upside down started walking or attempting to walk down the stairs before falling the rest of the way.

"Timber!" Sirius yelled sitting on his own broom and looked at Harry who was very close to walking over to the wall and banging his head off of it. Groaning Harry got his own broom and few to the kitchen where Hermione, Fred and George were sitting on brooms (Hermione still with Fred the slightly possessive hold making Harry wonder just what other than corruption happened in the locked room) eating apples of all things.

"Alright who is responsible for this George? And put Hermione down. Fred did you do it?" Ms. Weasley asked looking from one twin to the other, getting them wrong as usual.

"Sweet Monkey Milk you're not getting it right" Hermione said.

"This is Fred and That is George" Hermione said pointing out the correct twin. Harry looked around the kitchen not trusting the pranking trio now and scratched his head wondering what was happening. Scowling at Fred who was holding Hermione, Ron walked over to the cupboard to get something to drink when it call came rushing out at him the Twins taking off laughing as they did.

"Arthur, get Albus. He can fix the house for us." Ms. Weasley called to her husband before looking at her youngest son and started healing him.