Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.
All current prompts are from the story Dear Order Members.
58. Whoever keeps writing to Voldemort asking what it is like not having a nose, please stop.
I have my suspicions on who it is.
Dear Albus too many names to remember and say Dumbledore,
I am writing to you to tell your little half brained brats to stop writing to me and asking if I have a nose. I've been polite and rude and sarcastic and nothing has stopped them, Even me threatening to kill them in their beds hasn't. They send me owls at all hours and I'm done.
Voldemort.
Albus sighed as he read the letter and looked around the room, no one really paying any attention to him. He had a feeling it was Miss. Granger since she had a little smile on her face but he could prove nothing yet.
"Miss. Granger why are you writing to Voldemort and asking what it is like without a nose?" Albus asked gently many other order members looking at Hermione like she had declared her love for Snape.
"I'm innocent this time I swear. I stopped sending letters to Lucius Malfoy and the other death eaters, they only get one once a week now" Hermione said with a pout her fingers going to play with her shiny hair. Everyone had noticed that it was shiny like Lucius's and wondered how she was able to get the secret out of him and know they knew the rough reason for it. He had given it to her for peace.
"I'm not too sure I understand you. You said you're no longer writing to the Death eaters? Why were you in the first place?" Ms. Weasley shrieked causing the group as a whole to wince.
"I wanted to tell Lucius Malfoy he was a beautiful Prancing Peacock., and had a bit of Daddy issues which was why he followed Voldemort. Then when we had that battle not too long ago he said if I stopped really writing insulting letters to him I could get stuff that made my hair shiny like him so I agreed so he only gets one. Oh and I got a list of others I could bother but I might have burned it so no one else could know." Hermione said swinging her feet under her chair all too innocently.
"Stop it Harry you're going to give yourself brain damage." Hermione said reaching over and holding Harry's hair to stop him from banging it on the table. Shaking their heads they looked away from Hermione before she screamed making them all jump.
"What? What happened?" Moony asked looking around wildly.
"A flying purple rhino, it wants me to join him to take down Voldemort! BYE!" Hermione said bouncing excitedly and tearing from the room, Fred and George following.
"Wait up! We want to help!"