Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.
All current prompts are from the story Dear Order Members.
70. Not allowed to ask a Death Eater in the middle of a duel "Where did you get that robe from? That fabric is beautiful"
Yet another battle happened between the Death Eaters and the Order, this time Hermione was battling the formidable Bellatrix LeStrange. Hermione was using all kinds of spells from household spells, to charms to defence spells to jinxs. Bellatrix was using her dark arts and yet somehow they were evenly matched. Bellatrix had to admit watching the Granger girl send of a laundry folding spell at Crabbe senior had been hilarious. Bellatrix turned to shoot a spell to one of the other order members and she shivered when she heard the girl giggle. Turning to look she had to smirk to see that Lucius had defected her cleaning charm to the Weasley boy she spent her time with causing Granger to giggle again.
"Ron you look, so, so….clean" Hermione said seeming to struggle with that to say Potter turning the corner and groaning.
"What happened this time?"
"Prancing Peacock over there deflected my charm to Ron. Apparently he thought he was clean enough and Ron wasn't" Hermione said placing her hands on her hips and pouting.
"Why can't you use normal charms and spells mione?" Harry asked getting a rather cold and scary death glare from the brunette.
"Because the flying purple rhino said that I didn't need to if I wanted to help defeat Voldemort. And I could clean up the world while doing it duh" Hermione said causing Harry to groan again. Bellatrix glanced at Lucius to see if he had any more insight to the situation that her but he was staring at the girl like she was crazy.
"Every time I see you seem to get weirder." Lucius said causing the girl to shrug she shoulders.
"Where can I get a can like yours to hold my wand? Or to hit people with?" Hermione asked latching onto Lucius's arm making my poor bother-in-law stiffen.
"Go to a discount store. There should be a couple." Lucius said getting his arm free when the girl spun around.
"YAY! I can get my own cane to beat people with and hide my wand"
"Why do you want to beat people with a cane?" Potter asked looking worried about her answer.
"Because they are bad and need to be punished. Bob the polka dotted penguin told me"
"Hermione you have gone mental" the Weasley called from his spot on the floor. Bellatrix and Lucius stepped back as the girl swung and cast several spells in rapid session on the male before her eyes darted to Bellatrix and she squealed.
"Sweet mother of Monkey milk where did you get that robe? I love the fabric" Bellatrix's eyes widened as the girl bounded over to her and started touching the cloak.
"Um, Mione you know that is Bellatrix right. The insane dark witch everyone runs screaming from." Potter tried.
"Yup. But she's also my idol and I want to be like her when I'm older." Hermione said causing Potter to groan again.
"Why did my best friend have to be corrupted by your twin brothers Ron? She's not sane anymore. If this keeps up we might as well call her Baby Bellatrix" Potter cried as the Weasley shrugged. Glancing at the girl again Bellatrix watched as the girl held the fabric to her body.
"I want to make a dress out of this, and a cloak, maybe even a whole wardrobe."
"You write to Lucius to annoy him?" Granger nodded.
"I'll tell my sister to add on the location for where she got it. And ask my cousin for the family gilmor, if your still like this in three months write to me and I'll adopt you."
"Your amazing and for the record I had no idea until after that Fred called you a love child between a dementor and a Banshee." Smiling a smile that would haunt Potter's and Weasley's dreams Bellatrix shared a brief hug with the granger girl before pointing at her brother-in-law.
"Prancing Peacock lets go, we have mayhem to cause"