Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.
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Prompt comes from Bellamort500:
Not allowed to ask a Death Eater(s) to a sleepover
Hermione sat on Fred's bed as the twin played with her curls George watching them, not asking what Hermione was writing knowing better.
"What should we do next? I mean turning the house upside down was the best we have done together." George asked as Hermione signed her letter.
"I liked writing to Voldemort and asking about his nose, but I want to send a little to Bellatrix and see if she wants to get together for a sleepover. I want to get to know my new mom, I told her to bring her husband so I can get to know them both." Hermione said with a smile leaning back into Fred's chest.
"Maybe she can teach us some of those really cool spells she uses." Fred suggested his fingers now running over the fabric on her arms. Bellatrix had talked to Narcissia Malfoy and she had been sent so many bolts of cloth to choose from before Narcissia sent a house elf with samples and to make the clothes. Bellatrix had gifted Hermione with one too named Twinkle, who popped into the room and handed the trio glasses of pumpkin juice. Giving the elf a fond look Hermione leaned forward.
"Take this to Mother, Twinkle" Hermione said leaning back. Sirius hadn't taken the potential adoption seriously until Hermione told him to look at the family tree and sure enough there was a tentative marking of Hermione coming into place. He would never let them into the house but Hermione had a way around that. Twinkle was gone and within five minutes was back and bouncing up and down like Hermione on a sugar high nodding her head.
Squealing Hermione ran to see Sirius and making plans together they came back to the twins room to get the confused twins before Sirius opened the never used ballroom and got to work with the pranking trio to clean it up and suitable for the sleepover. Once everything was ready Hermione let twinkle go and get their Death Eater guests.
"Mummy!" Hermione squealed as she ran over to Bellatrix who caught her and hugged her back much to Rodolphus's confusion. Breaking apart Hermione started to explain that the purple monkey with a pitchfork was telling her that she needed to kill her muggle parents and if Bellatrix wanted to help her do it.
"Sweet Morgan Le Fay!" Fred yelled as he pointed at the door where half the order was staring at Hermione and Bellatrix in shock. Rodolphus moving to protect his wife and soon to be daughter if he overheard Lucius and Sirius correctly.
"Miss. Granger and Mr and Mr Weasley do you care to explain as to why there are Death Eaters here?" Dumbledore said stepping forward wondering what the hell was going on and if he was dreaming.
"Banana Sandwich's" Fred muttered trying to think of something to say. George was no better and Hermione was giggling.
"Well you see, Hermione's flying purple rhino told my rainbow striped unicorn that we needed to have a sleep over then we talked to George's… what was it again?"
"Blue and orange ferret" George answered calmly.
"Right. Blue and orange ferret that we needed to throw a party to end evil" Fred said happy with the extreme lie he came up with.
"Purple unicorns, Ron why are you all red?" Hermione asked innocently peering around Rodolphus. Everyone looked at the youngest male Weasley before a steady thumping brought their attention to Harry banging his head. Rolling his eyes Sirius pulled Harry into his arms and over to the group the closer he got the more you could hear.
"My best friend is spending time with people who want to kill us, and no longer has a grip on her sanity. The other is ready to kill his brothers for taking his girlfriend when he never even told Mione he liked her." Hermione shook her head as she stared at Harry.
"Mommy can maybe adopt him too? Or should we let cousin Sirius do that?" Hermione asked innocently as Dumbledore and Molly Weasley went red in the face and started yelling. Wincing at the volume Bellatrix sighed and kissed Hermione's forehead and turned to her husband who hugged her and kissed her forehead as well.
"Give them hell Princess" he said causing Hermione to beam.
"Will do Daddy. I have Sirius to keep an eye on me and my twins." Hermione said as the twins appeared on either side of her and Sirius let out one of his barking laughs.
"I love mayhem" Fred said with a sigh and hugged Hermione before kissing her lightly.