Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.
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86. Death Eaters are not adorable and you are not allowed to tell them they are.
It had been almost a month since the attempted sleepover, Hermione, Fred, George and Sirius sneaking out one weekend to do it anyways with who they had taken to the headquarters. Hermione was known legally known as Eris Ravenna LeStrange but kept going by Hermione Granger at least until the end of the war. She was wearing a strong Glamour too, to hide her black curly hair and hooded bedroom grey eyes. Fred had proposed at the time and the contract had been signed and placed in each of their vaults. George had said if anything had happened to Fred he would step in before they had to run back to headquarters for a pointless meeting.
Before heading out to stop a group of death eaters from rampaging and killing in a muggle village Hermione slipped a love potion to Ron what would activate when someone said the words bloody hell even if it was Ron himself. Pleased with her plan Hermione, Fred, George, Sirius and a reluctant Harry sat on a rooftop dillusioned and watched everything go down, Bellatrix and Rodolphus sitting with them.
"Bloody hell" Ron said as he fought with Wormtail, his former pet rat, the spell having missed him by millimetres.
"You are adorable" Ron breathed the next moment when he looked at Wormtail, Lucius stopping and staring, having a feeling his niece was involved.
"You are adorable too, I bet you would look better with cute little pink bows in your hair" Ron said looking at Lucius making the man step away. Yup Iris was involved. Turning sharply he apparated across the square causing Ron to wail and grab onto Wormtail.
"My Precious LuLu is gone!" Ron wailed holding onto Wormtails robes before sniffing and looking at Wormtail and cooing as he started kissing the man's face much to the other people around them disgust and horror. Lucius joined the group in the roof shaking his head planning on using the memory (aside from his moments of torment) for a patronus. Ron kept kissing Wormtail until Albus arrived and turned to look at the two, Voldemort looking just as confused.
"Master Help me?" Wormtail begged trying to get away from Ron only to get tackled and kissed again and again. The group on the roof were laughing so hard that they had to silence one another to keep themselves a secret.
"Ronald why are you kissing Mr. Pettigrew?"
"I love him and my precious LuLu left us!" Ron wailed before sobbing into Wormtail's shoulder. Blinking owlishly Albus stepped forward and cast a spell to release Ron from his love potion.
"AAHH!" Ron yelled jumping back and moving as far away from Wormtail as he could. Rocking back and forth he stared wide eyed at the spot muttering things about LuLu and kissing.
"I still love you LuLu!"
"Lets get you home Ronald"