Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.

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Prompt from AlexandraPotter1196

No-one is allowed to tell Draco that his father is gay and is in a relationship with Ron Weasley- it will only cause him to look for affection from a Weasley (not the female one)

"We have to tell him."

"Why he's a git at the best of times"

"I don't think we should. If anything we should get Ron to send a letter or something" Hermione said as she looked up from her book. Fred hummed his agreement from behind Hermione, his own book being lowered.

"Hey, can I tell you something?"

"Harry! You know you can talk to us" Hermione said as the twins nodded and Ginny sat up.

"I'm thinking of extending a proposal to my sweetheart…she's in Slytherin."

"So that's why you turned Sirius down!" Ginny said as Harry nodded.

"We will want to meet her of course. Properly." Hermione said and Harry smiled.

"I knew I could trust you. Fair warning Dumbledore might yell at you. Ron sent a Letter to the Malfoys talking about his Lulu…it was a bit disturbing…." Harry warned as they looked at each other and shrugged before trying to get more information out of Harry who refused to say anymore on his sweetheart.

At Malfoy Manor

"Lucius Axabras Malfoy get your arse over here right now!" Narcissia yelled making the Blonde lord gulp and take off running to his wife, Bellatrix and Rodolphus following him to see the fireworks only an irate Narcissia can do.

"Yes dear?"

"Please explain to me why a Weasley is convinced they are in a secret gay relationship to you an your son is sneaking a Weasley into his bedroom?" Narcissia said coldly.

"BELLA! What did your daughter do this time." Lucius said turning to look at Bella who admitted that Lucius did sound like he was whining.

"I have a report from my daughter saying this was all the Weasley brat. He misses his Lulu." Bella said in a baby voice as Lucius flushed. Narcissia snorted before Lucius turned back to her.

"Wait what was that about Draco sneaking a Weasley into our house?" Lucius took off running as Narcissia fell into giggles.

"He's got the Parkinson girl in his room doesn't he?" Bellatrix asked and once her sister nodded joined her in insane giggles that grew worse with the three feminine shrieks from the upper floors.