I stared in awe of the size of that lad. The midget has now grown to the size of a 3 story building. Now I'm the midget. I am now going to overdescribe Kaos. Kaos is very short, slender, and bald. He has tan skin and red eyes. He wears a block robe, lots of black eye makeup, and has the blue symbol representing The Darkness on his head. (sauce: wiki/Kaos). The purple aura that was swirling around his lair is now converging into his body. The overflowing energy radiates around his body as his skin gradually turns into a mass of dry purple scales. His eyes eventually starts glowing a bright purple, as if his eyes were edited to have as many obnoxious lens flares as possible in Photoshop. Wait, what is Photoshop? Anyway, point is, he looks like a person who ate so many eggplants that he himself turned into an eggplant. With scales. And I hate eggplants.

"What are you doing, Glumshanks? Hiding behind that Sky Loser? Are you going to quit your job as the head servant of Emperor Kaos?" Kaos bellowed.

"Nonono, Lord Kaos. I'm just... taking a step back to marvel at your greatness, thats all! You're pretty big, you know..." Glumshanks nervously replied. He gently pushed me aside and stepped towards the giant midget. I couldn't let Glumshanks allow himself to be dominated by Kaos for all eternity. I am definitely smarter than him, and even though I am a stranger to him, I'm going to make his decisions for him. I smacked him aside, creating a crater in a concrete wall in the shape of Glumshanks.

"I will not allow you to enslave Glumshanks!"

"Who are you to decide what he wants?"

"His future wife!"

"I just met you 12 hours ago..."

"SHOOSH!" Both Kaos and I silenced him.

"What do you mean, wife? You're a man!"

"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"

"Am I wrong?"

"NO!"

Enraged, I immediately turned Super Elf and charged at the giant manbaby with the fury of a thousand suns. I threw my right fist barrelling towards his ugly mug with the force of a thousand animes. He summoned a forcefield which deflected my blow. I used my now nonexistent momentum to send my left leg flying into the shield. It got deflected too, and I ended up faceplanting against the shield. He punted my ass into the ceiling with a lightning bolt. I put both my palms towards the giant midget's direction and proceeded to blast his shield, hoping to brute force my way through his stupidly strong forcefield.

"It's no use! You puny Sky Losers cannot begin to comprehend the great power I wield!" Kaos laughed at my attacks. Unwilling to let my ego and pride be demolished by a bald midge with a voice of a cat in heat, I charged straight into Kaos. I surprised Kaos by using a weapon I was saving for this very moment. I blasted the floor with an energy blast, triggering a miniature earthquake. Kaos was caught off guard and nearly fell. Somehow, the earthquake disabled his forcefield somehow. An ingenious move, which could have only been taught up by an intellectual. I took this opportunity to launch myself towards Kaos' disgusting face to unleash a barrage of fists on his face.

"Fist McFlurry!" I yelled in the shittiest weeaboo accent I could muster as I pummeled his face. I could feel my ancestors joining me as I let Kaos catch these fast hands.

"Enough!" Kaos interrupted my attack and punted my body with a lightning bolt, this time towards the entrance of the throne room. As I struggled to get up, I heard a whirring sound, followed by a loud noise that seemed to get closer. I looked up to see a giant purple energy orb barreling towards me. I held out my hands to stop the orb from destroying me.

"What power!" I muttered in utter despair as I struggled to hold back the orb. My body started to weaken as the orb slowly phased past my palms. I shed a tear, accepting the fact that I was unable to save nor impress Glumshanks. My arms gave way, and the orb consumed me in my entirety. I could feel my body being scorched as I felt my life force draining away. As my body began to vaporise, I felt time slow down and suddenly, it all faded to white.

I woke up in a blank world. Everything was white, with a slight orange shine on the floor. I was having a blasting headache, but other than that, I didn't feel that much pain. My injuries from my battles were gone, seemingly healed by a divine entity. I felt a hand on my shoulder, which scared the beans out of me. I turned around and there I saw Flameslinger. I will now proceed to paste an exposition dump on who Flameslinger is.

Flameslinger is an Elven archer with incredible aim. In fact, he is so good that he wears a blindfold just to prove it. When he was young, he rescued a fire spirit from a watery doom and was gifted an enchanted bow and magical fire boots that he now masterfully uses to defeat evil throughout Skylands. With the scorched earth he leaves behind, you can always tell where he has been. (Sauce: Skylanders wiki). Well, except for this plane of existence though, unless he had been standing still behind me the entire time.

"M'oncherie." he bowed as he tipped a nonexistent fedora.

"Where is this place?"

"The arrow that you took from me when I was asleep."

"We're in the arrow?"

"Yes."

"What am I doing here? Am I dead?"

"Nope. Alive as ever. But you're going to die soon."

"I'm pretty much screwed, aren't I?"

"Not yet. I have a friend who wants to help you."

Another hand tapped my shoulder. Out of instinct, my elbow flew towards the direction of that hand. It hit thin air. I turned around to see no one there.

"You're too slow!"

I turned around again to see a bipedal mammal with blue fur and red shoes. His fur formed spikes on his back, similar to giant caltrops. He has gigantic eyes with green pupils and short, cat-like ears.

"Who is this guy?"

"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Nice to meet you."

"You're a hedgehog?"

"Yes."

"Cool."

"I believe you have something to give him?" Flameslinger interjected. Sonic responds with a nod and proceeds to hold his hand out. As his palm opened, 7 gems materialized and hovered over his hand.

"This is power. These are the Chaos Emeralds. No, not Kaos. Chaos."

Well, that cleared up a question I was about to ask.

"So what am I supposed to do with this? Sell it for moneys?"

"No, you idiot. Use it to defeat Kaos."

"Oh, thanks. This is getting more and more convenient."

"Well if you'd excuse me, I gotta go run back to my universe. Dr. Eggman is doing some evil plan again."

"Like Kaos?"

"Probably."

He zoomed into the distance and he disappeared from my vision right as I blinked. The Chaos emeralds were still hovering over my head.

"So what do I do now?"

"Fight."

"Why do you sound like some sort of old teacher?"

"Because BarackPanther doesn't know how to write me."

"Who?"

"M'oncherie."

I was suddenly zapped by the gems. The pain of being scorched by that orb returned and my senses were quickly becoming overwhelmed. I was back to reality, but this time I was ready. With a massive power surge from the emeralds at my disposal, I was ready to face Kaos and destroy him once and for all. I used the power of the Chaos emeralds to push the boundaries of my body and go even further beyond. But first, I need to get rid of the orb before it disintegrates me.

I released an explosive blast from my body strong enough to shatter the orb of darkness. The orb fractured and broke into tiny pieces as if it was made of glass. I emerge from the shell, reborn as a badass. I walked in slow-motion as I admired my new form, granted by the power of the Chaos Emeralds. Now not only my hair is blonde, but my skin and clothes have a shiny, golden hue. What's left of my clothes, that is. My pants are intact but my robe was gone. It was utterly ripped to shreds as my muscles grew in size. I took a nice good look at myself. My biceps were about the size of my head. My bulging pecs had some sort of reflective sheen, probably due to my golden aura. I slowly caressed my abdomen to feel my abs. The massive bulging power from the Chaos Emeralds gave me tough-as-steel 8-packs. Damn, they were so hard, I could probably grind meat on those things. My skin was so crisp too. Luckily for my lower body, the new transformation didn't skip leg day either. My thighs and calves had large amounts of hard muscle. Its like I inserted some battery packs into them. Satisfied at my absolutely ripped bod, I flexed both my arms at Kaos and performed a manly JoJo pose to declare my muscular superiority.

"What massive power! How did you, a weakling, amass such power?! And what are those gems circling around you?!" Kaos gasped, utterly intimidated by my bulging muscles. I proceeded to laugh maniacally as I was high from such massive power.

"YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMERALDS?" I yelled some sort of ancient elf war cry while charging myself with the energy of the emeralds. I am unstoppable now. I am a god.

I charged towards him with unfathomable speed. He attempted to block my advance with a forcefield, but it was futile. I broke through without breaking a sweat and delivered a fist to his face before he even realized that I shattered his forcefield. His body slammed into the ground and shook the entire lair. The sheer strength of my muscles overloaded the propulsion systems on the rockets. Its gonna fall soon.

"You may have beaten me, but you have a weakness!"

"And what is it, foolish mortal?"

"Glumshanks!"

Oh no. In my self absorbed mission to flex on Kaos, I had forgotten about my husbando. I turned to him. He was still stuck in the crater in the wall. Kaos zapped

Glumshanks and immediately he morphed into a monster.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!" I yelled in utter anger and frustration. Kaos started shrinking as the purple aura around him slowly disappeared. He must have transferred the power of the Darkness to Glumshanks. Enraged, I punted the midget out of the lair through a wall with a swift kick of my foot. Right as I swung my foot, Glumshanks pounced on me. Though he did not grow significantly in size compared to Kaos, he was still fairly large. The Darkness has probably overriden his sanity and fuelled his most primal instincts. I kicked him off using both my feet. The lair was still falling. I cannot afford to fight him lest I fall below Skylands. But I cannot leave Glumshanks here, nor can I grab him without him attempting to rip my arm off..

I grabbed his face and forced him to the ground. Using my overpowering energy, I attempted to remove the Darkness' influence on him. I'm going to do some sort of thing that involves me sacrificing myself for someone else because thats what protagonists do, apparently.

I can't remember what I did next. There was a large explosion that decimated half the lair and the next thing I knew, I was falling. Out of energy, I lost consciousness. I woke up in the arms of a very buff Glumshanks, so I guess it worked.

"Arigatou, Glumshanks-kun."

"I don't speak Japanese."

"You have the Chaos Emeralds now..."

"Yes."

"What are you going to now? Return back to Kaos?"

"No. I am going to ascend heaven."

Then he threw me towards the Core of light. Or, whats left of it I guess.

I landed on the island. Apparently the epic fight I had has revived everyone. No, they were definitely not sleeping. Everyone was at work, repairing the Core of Light and stuff. Kaos was missing, but theres still work to be done before Skylands can return to its former glory. Worst part is that I didn't get Glumshanks. Glumshanks is now a trash tier husbando to me. Well, everything's fine now. I joined my fellow Skylanders and Portal Masters. They were wondering where I was. They were happy to have me back at least.

Time to get back to work now.

End. Or is it?