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Prompt from Bellamort500
102. Bellatrix Lestrange is not allowed on order property.
Feeling a pick peckish after midnight a couple days after the last order meeting where Hermione was making baby clothes for Voldemort and Umbridge's spawn, Ron headed down to the kitchen to hopefully make something to eat for himself. He was still missing his Lulu but he doubted that the blonde was missing him at all. He was rather sad about that and didn't see the point of Harry turning down Sirius's proposal to marry the Greengrass girl. The hormonal girl that scared even Dumbledore. Not as much as Hermione but then again that girl was just scary with a wand.
Deciding that his Lulu and he can be together after the war was over, Ron crept down the stairs and past Hermione and Fred's forms on the couch. There was another man in there but he couldn't tell who and Sirius was laying in front of the Floo as Padfoot. Entering the kitchen he stared before screaming. Here plain as day was Bellatrix Lestrange cutting a piece of apple Pie that Hermione had made. He had forgotten about Bellatrix saying she was going to adopt Hermione but he knew she shouldn't be in the house. Running into the kitchen Barking was Sirius before he transformed, a Angry Ms. Weasley stomping down the stairs and yelling about foolish children.
Sighing Bellatrix put her pie on the counter with a small pout and stood there waiting for the wands to start pointing at her. Following a banshee screaming Ms. Weasley was a tired Dumbledore not in the mood for a prank. Seeing Bellatrix he groaned.
"Who's idea was this?"
"Mine. She's my cousin after all. I'm trying to mend bridges" Sirius said innocently, hoping that Rodolphus had the sense to leave while he could.
"Escort her out please Sirius. It's the middle of the night and people are trying to sleep."
"But I don't want to see the dark lord attempting to woo a pink toad!" Bella said whining like a child and stomping her foot.
"Ten go to your room wherever you are staying and don't look" Dumbledore said sternly feeling like he was talking to a three year old. Pouting Bellatrix hugged Sirius and he walked her to the living room where Hermione and Fred 'awwed' that Bella was leaving and waved goodbye. Once she was gone Dumbledore was left with a grown man, a teen well on his way to manhood and a young woman.
"Bellatrix Lestrange is not allowed on Order property. She's Banned from this house."
"Your mean! Just because she's cooler than you, you're banning her!" Hermione yelled before leaving the room in a run.
"Barmy old git. She wasn't hurting anyone" Fred said as he followed Hermione leaving a furious Sirius.
"My house and you're banning my cousin? My flesh and blood? Try and pull that stunt again and I'll kick the order out on its flaming behind." Sirius growled before turning sharply and leaving the room, leaving a very old and contrite Dumbledore.