Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.
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Prompt from AlexandraPotter1196
No one is allowed to let Daphne bring the Dursleys anywhere near Headquarters to meet Walburga's portrait as it will worry and anger Dumbledore.
"You'll love it here" Daphne said as she skipped up the walk with the Dursley's in tow. It had taken a temper tantrum to make Dudley proud to get them to come with her but here they were. Ushering them into the house she shut the door as Hermione came down that stairs, Ginny behind her with ink on her nose.
"Hello Daphne. How are you?" Hermione asked, her voice causing Harry to come out of the living room and hug her.
"I missed you too love" Daphne said as she hugged Harry back, his eyes now on the Dursley's and scowling. As he pulled back he smiled at his wife and turned to Hermione.
"Hermione, Ginny these are the Dursley's. My aunt, uncle and cousin." Harry said introducing them. Hermione nodded and played with the ring that controlled her glamour before letting it drop.
"If they do anything stupid can Fred and I use them for target practise?" Hermione said innocently and batted her eyes at Harry.
"Sure you can" Harry said as Hermione beamed Ginny rolling her eyes as she made another note on her parchment.
"Can I count on you two potters at my wedding?" Ginny asked.
"Of course." Harry said before frowning slightly.
"What about Hermione?"
"Already asked her." Ginny said before looking up and taking off down the hall and hiding. Turning her ring again Hermione put her glamour back up.
"Dumbledore." She said simply before Daphne smirked and pulled a stiff Petunia over to Walburga's portrait.
"So you're the nosey cretin that raised that saint of a boy." Walburga sneered looking Petunia over. Looking over the landing Dumbledore frowned when he spotted the Dursley's, the Potters and Hermione standing there talking to Walburga's portrait.
"Can I enquire as to what is going on here?" Dumbledore said coming back down the stairs as Daphne covered her eyes.
"Ms. Potter why are you doing that?"
"Your robes are neon green, orange and pink! Anyone in their sane mind would shield their eyes." She said.
"I personally look at the wall behind him, hurts less" Harry said gently.
"I don't look at him at all" Hermione said before waving and skipping down the hall.
"What are the Dursley's doing here my boy?"
"Ask my wife" Harry countered not really knowing the answer.
"They needed to meet Walburga's approval of being my beloved's guardian's" She said innocently. Dumbledore blinked once, twice, then three times as he tried to wrap his mind around what was happening. After a moment he opened his mouth to say something only to close it again when he couldn't use the right words.
"Take them back. They aren't allowed here" He settled on before walking up the stairs.
"He's rude, I thought it was a good idea" Daphne said looking at her husband hurt.