Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.

Feel Free to give me a prompt for a one-shot or have them say something! I'm open to idea's!

Prompt from Chihori Anigma

"No one, and I mean no one, is allowed to call me Dumbles or Mrs. Weasley Fluffy. Where did you even get the idea for 'Fluffy'?"

Hermione tip toed down the stairs to the order meeting. She had been sent to her room again by Molly (Big mistake she had books about the dark arts there from her new mum,) and was itching to grab something to eat and insult and make people made before going and reading again. Listening at the door she waiting for just the right moment before kicking the door in and doing a somersault into the room. Getting to her feet like nothing happened she smiled.

"Evening Dumbles, Fluffy, I'm just going to make myself a sandwich and get out of your way" Hermione purred walking over to the counter and got to work, ignoring the looks like normal.

"Miss. Granger, my name is not Dumbles. Don't call me that" Dumbledore said calmly his left eye twitching slightly.

"Who's Fluffy?" Tonks asked causing the twitch to grow.

"Molly" Hermione said simply as she placed the piece of bread on top of her sandwich and turned to leave.

"Now see here young lady…" Molly said her face as red as her hair.

"Why? You are not my mother. I don't have to listen to you." Hermione said simply taking a bite.

"Later Dumbles, Later Fluffy!" Hermione said as she skipped out of the kitchen and made her way back to her room to read her books once more.