Hi I'm a dragon wrecker, yes it's a thing, just very, very rare. dragon wreckers are like dragon slayers but have killed a dragon by BLUDGEONING it to death with it's own tail, there are also dragon destroyers who are similar but these mad bastards have beaten a dragon to death with a 6 foot dildo while dressed as a rabbit, as you can guess there has only been one crazy fuck who has actually done it, however the silly bastard died a week later trying to fornicate with a fire elemental its shocking that he tried considering his blood was more booze than actual blood. soooo you can tell how that went, as soon as he touched it wouf he became a pile of ash
This is just something stupid I thought up.