Disclaimer: One Piece does not belong to me.
WARNINGS: (throughout the whole fic): vulgar language, Short chapters, explicit porn, a horny Zoro all the time, corny romance(?) And Fluff.
Knowing that blissful blonde was the owner of the gym he always went, to did not take him well, every morning when he woke up, he debated whether to go or not, if he really wanted to see him without having to put up with his face of indifference or disdain, Zoro was Thinking more about the things he did, and that he did not like at all.
He was not a person precisely... Stupid, although his friends said otherwise, but he had a pride strong enough to not to be intimidated by anyone, not even by a pretty boy who only had eyes to see him as a person of the bunch, according to what he had noticed, the blond only interfered with girls.
In the end he abandoned his ramblings since he was never thinking what he was doing, he simply carried out what he wanted and then took care of the consequences, didn't he have to change now, right?
He decided by going, this time without taking his swords (It is not as if he always depended on them) arriving just when Torao left the place.
"Oh, Roronoa-Ya."
Tragalfar was Japanese too, but he had never understood his "Ya" in every name, it was annoying at times, but he never spoke anything about it.
As always, he turned around the eyes sighing and his eyes fell on Law's naked torso. He had a black heart-shaped tattoo on his chest and, like him, his abs and pectorals were very well formed. There were a few times that they met, because the jet black used to come really early, while he was skimming it at noon.
He could not help to notice how handsome he was, especially because he had a towel on his shoulder and wiped the sweat from his hair, and no, it was not that he was interested, but rather that for some time, his mind began to search what in a man's body was good.
Most of the foreign women were pretty, with pronounced curves, big breasts, smooth and soft hair, but for Roronoa was the most common thing, as with the clear male being, but then why a guy blonde with a nice ass and long legs interested him so much?
Was it a case of sexual tension? He hadn't had sex for months, but never the cravings and excitement had fallen on a specific person.
Torao was going to continue on his way, completely ignoring the glance of the green-haired man, but Zoro noticed something strange in his mouth that made him stop.
"Hey Tragalfar, what's on your cheek?"
The aforementioned touched himself and savored the crumbs unconsciously.
"Kuroashi-ya brought cookies, and Mugiwara-ya shared me only one."
Remark the one, because the hat-boy had not wanted to share his chocolate cookies, although if it was Torao, he could sacrifice a little.
"Ah, rightly is causing a mess."
He muttered, turning his back on him, without asking who the "Kuroashi" was, and he did not care much either.
Zoro entered the gym, closing his eyes to remember his sacred routine, but the screams of someone startled him.
"I already told you, Luffy! You can't eat more cookies!"
"Oh?! Why?! You bring more in that box!"
"I'll tell you again, idiot! They are for all my ladies! You already ate your part!"
Maybe it was not a good idea to come today, because when he saw the black trousers sheathed in those long snow-white legs, an electric shock ran through his entire crotch. His cock throbbed with excitement at seeing his beloved encouragement again, and Zoro wrinkled his brow tightly.
"Oh, Zoro! How long!"
It was too late to notice, but the whole band was there. Nami and Robin talked to each other, Usopp raised a small dumbbell (No strength to even move it) while Chopper encouraged him in the company of Franky and finally Brook, a tall man dressed in a skull shirt, was harassing a couple of girls in their exercises, whispering if they'll showed him their underwear or any other obscenity.
He turned his gaze to where Luffy shouted, but his eyes fell on the light-blue the frame blonde. The bushy eyelids narrowed at the sight of him as a vein leapt from his forehead and the one, he could now confirm was "Kuroashi," he inhaled his cigarette and turned his back ignoring his presence.
Zoro had never felt so much pressure in his chest.
"Sanji made some delicious cookies, don't you want to try them?"
The energetic boy laughed in his particular way and Roronoa would have passed by, if something had not caught his attention.
"Do you know… You know that guy?"
Luffy looked at the finger pointing at the idiot who was spinning around a blonde with glasses, and Monkey nodded while Nami, Robin, Usopp and Chopper came to meet them.
"I and Robin knew Sanji, but it was not until Luffy saw him on the beach that he joined the group" Nami explained
"He was harassing him all the time about what he wanted to be his friend, and it was not until they exchanged numbers that we met him." Usopp let out a sigh.
"Yes Yes! We added it to the WhatsApp group and Sanji turned out to be someone amazing!" Yell Chopper. "His food is delicious!"
He had not noticed the time when Franky, Robin and Chopper saw him talking to Sanji, but now it became the most obvious.
They knew the blonde much more than him.
"But it's a pity that you do not have a cellphone, right?"
Robin laughed gently, earning the laughter of the group, but it was not his fault to be so bad with technology, also his fingers tightened the screen very hard, so technically it was not his intention to break it, not at all
"So, it's been 2 months since we know the super Sanji"
"Zoro didn't want to get mad, maybe Brook didn't know him either—"
- Brook, stop harassing my beautiful ladies!
He contemplated the stunned scene, was he the only stupid man in the group who did not know what was his complete doom? You could have told me, you know!
"Zorooo, you must eat Sanji's cookies!"
Luffy handed him one and the green-haired one wondered how the hell he had taken it from the basket that the blond was carrying.
"OE, ZORO"
This time it was Nami's voice that shook him, but from annoyance.
"I'm going to ignore what you owe me, I do not have time to be begging you" hiss the orange-hair "But that's right! Every day, no, every hour, it increases by 10%!"
A droplet of sweat under his temple even when he had not done any exercise, if in case Nami already infuriated him, listen to her screaming pointing at him with his index finger was making him insane…
"Yes! Yes! Whatever you say!"
He ignored what Monkey was pointing at him and walked away from the scandal in a secluded place, then turned his back on them, beginning with his morning exercises and even when the whistle of laughter of everyone was being insistent, he concentrated on what he was doing. I lift the dumbbell over and over again, lying on that bench against the wall, and with every shrill laugh that reached his eardrums he changed the weight for more and more, until the size was even bigger than him, but not impossible lift up.
He was dripping in sweat, wetting his eyelids and it was uncomfortable to be wearing pants, but he would have stayed that way if it was not because a blue little nose crossed his look.
"Zoro!"
Tony's shriek caused him to release the dumbbell so unexpectedly that it fell squarely on his chest, but when the reindeer began to panic, Roronoa picked it up panting and snorted.
"What do you want?"
"Come on, we're all reunited. Would not you like to meet Sanji?"
Chopper's shining gaze made him look the other way.
I already know him, and I have a couple of unseemly ideas that involve him.
"One more, one less, that does not matter Chopper."
He went back to lie on the bench and started again, but Tony got behind his head and tapped his forehead gently.
"And now that?"
"If you do... I'll give you a cookie."
"Ah?"
Roronoa raised an eyebrow, incredulous at the naivety of Robin's raccoon, but when he handed him the oatmeal cookie and smiled, he discovered that he was serious.
"It's the last one I have left, and I don't think Luffy had saved you a cookie, so try it."
He let go of the dumbbells and straightened up, he did not want to refuse Chopper, especially because he did it willingly and yes, Tony was one of the few who knew that he almost never ate breakfast in the morning... and although he scolded him for that and hit him sometimes, Roronoa had no intention of approaching a stove, ever.
He took the cookie in his hands, but the blond's blue gaze came to his mind and he returned it to the reindeer. What would Sanji say if he saw him eat what he prepared? At first, he knew that he did not like him, and he would surely be angry when he noticed that the reindeer gave it to him.
"Zoro?"
It was better to leave things as they were, just as always, he had been quite apart from all.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not hungry."
He leaned back, gripping the metal bar of the dumbbells, and swallowed the moan of pain as the friction scratched his red palms further.
"B-bu-"
"Hey."
About to lift the dumbbell a voice interrupted Tony's claim. Zoro clicked his tongue, now irritated, could not they just leave him alone?
"I already told you t-"
His jaw dropped from surprise at seeing Sanji's grim face under his nose. The man squeezed the tip of his cigarette from the anger, while holding the basket between his sides with his hands in his pockets.
Zoro did not say anything, moreover, his presence completely silenced him. Tony, who was just a spectator hid (really badly) behind Sanji's legs, and the blue eyed mad grabbed the cracker from the reindeer's hooves.
Roronoa was going to ignore what was happening, and was about to look down if it was not because his pride as a man did not allow it.
"Sanji?"
Chopper did not like the way things went at all, the looks of both, the blond and the green-hair were deathly, so dark and terrifying that he endured a shriek. Vinsmoke looked at him with seriousness and rudeness, imposing with his thin figure and cigarette in his mouth, while Roronoa camouflaged all his feelings for the annoyance and uncertainty that he felt.
It seemed that no one was going to give up, until Zoro sighed at the state of terror that Tony had and scratched his head with a snort.
"I... I'm sorr—"
"Eat the damn cookie, you bastard."
His impromptu apology, which in fact was going to say to lighten things up, choked with the biscuit that the blondo put in his mouth roughly. He made sure he did not spit when he covered his lips with his palm, and it was not until it fell down through his esophagus that Sanji released him.
"I don't give a shit how you feel, but if someone offers you some food you must swallow it and say thank you, you imbecile."
He was surprised that even because of the rudeness in which he had been forced to swallow the biscuit, this had not dimmed his taste. They were not like the ones they sold in the supermarket, they were soft and compact, with a purely oatmeal flavor, sweet, but to their liking.
"Y-You bake them...?"
He held back the urge to ask for more, even when his guts growled annoyed by his stubbornness, and Sanji smiled proudly, taking a long drag on his cigarette to see the brown stars of the green-hair so bright and dilated by their food.
"Of course, I bake them, idiot, that's why they are so delicious" said Sanji with pride "And I do not need your pathetic apologies, they do not interest me"
The blonde turned around, in the company of Chopper, but Zoro stayed there, still stunned.
"Are you hungry or not?"
His stomach roared giving him the answer, but even as the glow was born again minimally on his brown cheeks, he did not have the courage to bend like that.
"Leave the fucking pride, I made more cookies in case I met with stupid people like you."
He was angry at the insult, but he continued to take his water pot, he had forgotten that he had brought it with him.
"They're in that baske- Luffy! You already ate your part, damn it!"
While the cook was distracted by the jet black of endless stomach, Zoro swept his eyes all over the place. Most of the girls, their friends and the occasional visitor, ate the blonde cookies with joy and enthusiasm, even clutching their cheeks feeling that sweet tingle on the palate, shuddering at how tasty it was.
He was that class of... Owner? I mean, they come to exercise and the owner brings them food... Ironic? Zoro thought it was the funniest thing.
"Take, share it with some other bastard who has not had breakfast... Although well, I don't know if there is someone as idiotic as you."
He smiled victorious at his insult, and Zoro could not help but remain silent.
"At least I do not bring a basket so effeminate for a bunch of young ladies."
Roronoa counterattacked, pointing the other wicker basket with pink ribbons and a drawing of Sanji with a big heart in the center.
"Hey, all women deserve the best and-"
"Yes, yes, idiot of snail eyebrows."
He was going to reply, but the green-hair walked away with his basket and sat on a bench to eat.
"At least I accept when I'm hungry..." He whispered, going to the whole row of his ladies "Good! I made these cookies especially for all of you! They are low in calories and with many, many proteins for your wonderfuuul and beautifuuul bodies~."
His row of ladies was more like the girls who came to Vivi's dance classes, a very friendly lady.
"Vanilla cookies for Nami-Swan ~." He taook out an orange cloth bag with a nice bow and the aforenamed smiled delighted.
"Thanks, Sanji!"
"Coffee Cookies for my sweet Robin ~."
"Always so charming."
"Salty biscuits for my sexy Kalifa ~."
"At least you know how to treat a lady." The blonde adjusted her glasses, still accepting the yellow bag with much affection.
"Honey cookies and fruits for my beloved Violet ~!"
"Aw, you're so sweet, Sanji ~."
Violet was one who dared to hug him, already used to the massive hemorrhages of the blond, and he laughed foolishly with red cheeks.
"Ch-Chocolate cookies for my beloved Vivi." The blue-haired girl accepted them with a big smile and gave her a handkerchief.
"Thank you very much, I really appreciate it very much."
Vinsmoke smelled Vivi's pink handkerchief in a depraved way, but continued to deliver cookies, even if it was Jessica or Porche, until the last one came out.
"And last but not least...! Cookies with covered with candy and extra chocolate chips for my sweety Pudding~."
He knelt on the floor raising the candy-colored bag, but the chestnut haired turned her back and crossed her arms.
"You don't think I'll accept your despicable cookies, Sanji!" Pudding smiled sarcastically, mocking the chef's attitude. "Do not think that—"
"To some cookies i apply colored sparks" He murmured, winking at her charmingly and the girl brown eyes exploded in a bright red color that enveloped all her white skin.
"Aw! Y-Y-You are so sweet, Sanji! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
Pudding's shrieks while clutching her chubby cheeks attracted the attention of Roronoa, who jammed the cookies away from everyone without stopping.
"He'sf pfopfular betfween the wofens."
Usopp, who saw him speak with his mouth full, attracted the attention of Luffy, who launched himself towards Zoro for the basket, but the young man eluded him nimbly and knocked him out with one of his fists.
"No way! This is mine!"
"Ah?! But why are you hitting me so hard?!"
"Because if I'm careless you'll eat my cookies!"
"Because! Let me eat theeeeeem!"
The fight between the pair of idiots in the group attracted everyone's attention, and Sanji, who was surrounded by women, stopped to contemplate it for a while.
"It's very funny, don't you think?"
Robin's smooth voice attracted his attention and he smiled kindly dominated by her calm and serene aura.
"They always do that."
"Oh, are those two very close?"
The jet black nodded, and the blond smiled funny.
"They are for each other."
The phrase seemed curious to Nico, but the brunette could only see, still, that disinterested smile on the face of Vinsmoke.
"That idiot of seaweed head, I had never seen him, who is it?"
Robin smiled when she discovered what topic they were going to and started explaining.
"His name is Roronoa Zoro and it seems that he is the oldest of the group, so Luffy knew him when he was 17 years old."
The blond tasted the name of the green-hair, but his tongue became entangled so he preferred to give him a nickname.
"That marimo, the oldest? So, I'm the last to enter?"
Nico shrugged, she really did not know how many friends Luffy could have, but she was sure many would come later.
In the end Roronoa put all the cookies in his mouth before running away and when he threw the basket to Luffy, there was nothing left.