Disclaimer: One Piece does not belong to me.
WARNINGS: (throughout the whole fic): vulgar language, Short chapters, explicit porn, a horny Zoro all the time, corny romance(?), Fluff and Slow plot.
A couple of weeks passed when he kept his promise. he did not stop going to the gym and thanks to any entity, he not meet the blonde. It was a great relief for his pride, especially because after the incident with the ice cream, at night he couldn't sleep because he woke constantly from the humidity of his boxers, while a cheerful Zoro jr greeted happy and hard wanting to invade at annals walls of a certain blonde with blue eyes... sadly, the only thing that relieved him were the dark phalanges of a certain green-hair.
Anyway, he was happy not to see him for a long time, although the harsh frown was never going away.
"Zoro-Chin! A long time without seeing you!"
He looked away as he raised his right arm with the dumbbell and then with the left, the constant movement by was unconscious, it even seemed something as involuntary as blinking.
"Keimi."
He did not stop, and that gave Keimi enough news to know that Roronoa did not want to be interrupted, but Zoro sighed and continued.
"You need something?"
"Oh yeah!"
The girl had green hair as like as his, but it was a little clearer.
"Pappug and Brook-chin told me that Sanj- Oh, there he is!"
Since he was not listening to half of what she was saying, he only saw her leave, and then nodded when she began to wave his arm to say goodbye.
"Thanks, Zoro-Chin!"
He sat down on a bench finishing the last push-ups and remembered his routine today, he would not focus so much on his arms, today he had to strengthen his legs on the treadmill and was about to reach 1000 when the someone's effeminate voice interrupted him.
"My beloved Keimi! I had not seen you for so long~!"
He released the dumbbell abruptly and stroked the temples clenching his teeth. Is this a joke, right?
"Sanji-Chin, Pappug and Brook-chin told me you had something for me. What is it?"
He got up from his place quietly away and went up to the second floor of the gym ignoring everything. It was weird, he almost didn't go up because that's where Vivi's went to her dance classes with a lot of girls, and yes, it annoyed her too much to hear her music and, in the process, she could not concentrate because of his shrieking voices.
"Aw! Since you didn't come the day I baked cookies, I equal saved you a pair just for you, Keimi ~"
The girl was so excited that she received the little green bag and pressed them to her chest, how not to love Sanji's food! She was really happy!
"Sanji-Chin, thank you very much! How can I pay you?"
Hearts fluttered around him at such offer, and he began to blush when several sinful images passed through his head, though Keimi could only watch his perverted face bewildered with some confusion and naivety.
"How about..." He drooled, but cleared those thoughts clearing his throat "A kiss on the cheek?"
He brings his face tilting his head and the green-haired girl didn't understand why a kiss would pay him, but against the odd forecast, the girl smiled and came a little closer, while his sweet lips are stamped with the white cheek of blonde.
"Li-"
"GOD! I AM SO HAPPY! OH GOD!"
Zoro clicked his tongue irritated at the scandal and poked his head through the stairs about to scream, but when he found Sanji lying on the floor with Keimi's lipstick on his cheek, he understood everything.
"AW! THIS IS A DREAM?! Because I never want to wake up!"
For some reason the ridiculous tears that were watered by the face of the eyes-blue, while his cheeks exploded in a strong flush, made him rage inside. He was lying on the ground writhing and screaming that he would never wash his cheek, and the green-hair girl took a couple of steps back without understanding the situation.
Stupid chef.
It annoyed him, but he took a deep breath and returned to his state of indifference. What did it matter? He was just an idiot slave to women.
"Keimi, thank you very much for all my lady!"
he kissed her knuckles, kneeled on the floor, and he left roll by the euphoria while the above-mentioned opened her bag, putting the first cookie in her mouth.
"Delicious!"