Disclaimer: One Piece does not belong to me.
WARNINGS: (throughout the whole fic): vulgar language, Short chapters, explicit porn, a horny Zoro all the time, corny romance(?), Fluff and Slow plot.
"Vivi, what tim-"
"Ah! It can't be!"
Nami was startled by the shrill scream of her blue-haired friend, and looks her worried as she hangs up the phone with a face painted with anxiety and nerves.
"Is something wrong Vivi? What happened?"
The girls who had arrived for the dance session also approached, and Zoro had to divert his attention and observe them.
"Tch, fastidious."
He was not in a good mood (which was normal these days) because he thought that today was not the aerobics practice of Vivi's, but given the coincidence they had changed the schedule and now a lot of females came one by one, up each step with a light step and singing voices and although it seemed that nothing could be worse, hearing the loud screams of a blond on the first floor crying of happiness made him retract all his thoughts.
"It seems that Carue is a little sick" Said that hurried" Dad and Igaram just called me and say it would be good to go home."
All the girls looked worried and more than one patted her shoulder in consolation, but Nami was the first to say something in the heavy silence.
"Then there's no time to lose Vivi, I'll go with you."
"Huh? And who will lead the class?"
Asked Ishilly, a brunette with freckles and wavy hair. The idea of canceling the session was not an option, as several of the girls lived far away and will not be allowed to discard their coming here, so Nami and Vivi were silent, until the orange-hair thought of something.
"Ah! He will be perfect!"
Zoro, who by that time had already forgotten that they were there, listened to the latter and looked sideways at Nami, who was approaching the stair railing very quickly.
"Sanji! Could you go up a moment?"
He startled before the mention of his name, and moved a little closer to the wall with his back to the staircase. Really? What bad luck could can he have?
"Of course, Nami-Swan!"
I look sideways as he stumbled up and began to clench his jaw when the blonde, before so many swaying bodies and ostentatious breasts, began to drool like an idiot with watery eyes.
"Sanji, we were wondering if you could be the instructor of today's class."
Suddenly the smile and his silly personality vanished. Vinsmoke swallowed and pointed to himself and then scratched his head slowly.
"But Nami-"
"Sanji! I didn't know you were here!"
Ishilly come up hurried to the blue-eye, taking his head to embracing it her chest while the lucky blond began to bleed excessively.
"Me and all the girls in the mermaid-coffee miss you! You must come back and make us again those blackberry muffins! The candy is still in my mouth because of how delicious it was!"
"I-I-Is-Ishi-"
"Shh, don't talk, and please say yes that you will give us classes."
Zoro look in perplexity as Sanji nodded quickly as he collapsed on the ground, and bit his tongue sharply as he felt the anger begin to cloud his reasoning. The veins were beginning to jump across his forehead and neck, while the weights creaked by force.
"Well, it's decided. Girls, I present Sanji, today's instructor."
Robin helped Sanji up, and Zoro frowned when the jet black shot him a subtle look with a ladino smile.
"Is okay? he's bleeding."
Suddenly Vinsmoke was surrounded by a tumult of women, while his legs trembled with adrenaline.
"Robin, please don't wake me up, I think I'm in paradise."
Nico laughed softly as Sanji began to scream out of euphoria, and although some girls were scared by his creepy change, others like Ishilly laughed out loud and flattered the blonde's funny personality.
"Only an idiot, is a good for nothing."
The words came out of his mouth by himself and throughout the room Sanji finally realized the presence of Zoro. Meanwhile, Roronoa did not understand why he had let himself be carried away by his feelings, indeed, he was rejoicing to have his complete attention.
"Oe, Oo Marimo!"
The nickname able with him and he turned to see irritated with the dumbbells in his two hands, until he remembered the real reason why he wanted to avoid it.
It's very close.
"Who do you think you are to be insulting me like that? Oh! Imbecile!"
Sanji tilt and pointed at him with his finger, one hand on his slim hip in black shorts, and the green haired man frowned nervously when he noticed that his shirt, pale pink, had a v-neckline that allowed him to contemplate all his chest.
"Hey! I'm talking, bastard!"
How was it possible that a simple closeness or a look at his body put it that way? I look him in the eyes, better, at the only one I could see, and I blink just a little so he does not concentrate on his blue pupil like the ocean.
"Who do you call marimo?! Pretty brows!"
Some women began to laugh at the insult very discreetly, and Roronoa inflated her chest with pride at seeing the chiseled face of Sanji so flushed...
"You're…!"
Ishilly covered her blushing face while Sanji took it as a low blow to her masculinity, and squeezed the tip of her cigarette without first grabbing Zoro's shirt collar.
"At least I'm not a fucking idiot who gets lost even in the bathroom and... Has moss all over his fucking head!"
He was stunned at the first declaration and sweep away all over the place to the cause of Sanji's new discovery.
Robin smiled and winked a funny eye.
"Damn witch…"
"I also don't allow you to talking to my women like that!"
The word resounded throughout his head and Zoro fixed his attention on Sanji's face, noticing his tense and severe features; He really got mad when he spoke badly about some woman, and although it was not his concern, it was very irritating that his feelings literally revolved around a mass of estrogen.
"You are stupid, just let go of me."
He shook his hand roughly and moved away from there to the bottom of floor 2, near the windows and pulleys
"I don't know why I'm losing my fucking time with thi-"
"Sanji?"
He flipped ashamed to his ladies spitting out his surprise cigarette and apologized. Normally the axethat lay under his mouth would only go out with the bastards, but whenever there was a lady nearby he tried not to be so rude, he was a gentleman after all.
"Can we start?"
Sanji had come to Vivi's classes a couple of times, more because he could always crouch pretending to pick up his cigarette and see the sweet perspective of his women from below, and even if he had some idea what to do, he was not sure.
"Yes... Let's start."
It seems that the recent fight with Sanji only sour more his humor because now his head could not help but remember the closeness they had had after so long. His nose still smelled the perfume and cigarette of blond, and although he did not want to admit it, his mouth savored the taste of her skin and mouth as if he had ever tasted it.
"Let's go Zoro, what would Mihawk say if he saw you like that?"
He remembered his old coach and sighed, he was strict and strict, just what Zoro needed, but he also remembered him awkward and nervous in other topics such as love and such things...
Wait, love?
What does love have to do with this?
I accelerate the speed of the treadmill and pat cheek with more force than necessary (although it does not hurt for him) and then he turned up the volume to his music player when the melody of the dance class got stronger.
Idon'twanttolook Idon'twanttolook nonono.
Despite being in the background Sanji and his "girls" were made in the center of the room, so it did not matter where he went, he could see them... Only he was busy with some sonata of some shit while watching his own feet run.
"Well, now let's move the hips in this way..."
He was surprised that the song was so rhythmic as to make him ignore his own reproduction, and still refusing to see he wondered if indeed the cook knew how to dance, he noticed him quite nervous with this and maybe it was even possible that he was just making a fool of himself in front of them.
"Sanji, do you feel good? You are bleeding from your nose."
He raised his head just to see the time and lowering quickly without even contemplating what was happening under their noses, had the slight certainty that the blond was behaving like a jerk and did not want to be angry more than he already was.
"Now let's go down a little, if... Just a little..."
"Master Sanji Are you sure? I do not remember that there was such a step..."
"Quiet lady, improvising is good... Yes... Very good!"
His eyebrow began to tremble when he heard his ridiculous and stupid voice numbed by the encouragement of the big tits she was watching, listening to him scream and gasp, with excessive skill, it was fucking too much, I was a sick damn, and he felt that just by looking at him all the fucking magic would disappear, maybe that "attraction" would vanish when he saw how stupid he was, his only presence would be detestable and he could only see it with nothing but disgust.
Yes, that's what Zoro wanted
"Oh God! Sanji is crying! Something happens?"
"It's... That's ... I'm so happy that... What..."
Rororoa raised his eyes lowering him a bit with the speed of his treadmill, and when he saw him there crying like an imbecile, because most women only wore a shirt with a lot of cleavage, I try by all means to see him unpleasantly...
But…
But…
"Sanji ~ dear Are you sure you're okay? I do not like seeing you like this ~."
The brunette approached him and touched a cheek, but Vinsmoke turned his back dripping blood while leaning on the wall crouching a bit, Zoro tried to see everything with cold seriousness and indifference, but the position of the blond made him doubt himself same.
Damn, why did he have such a perfect ass?
Calm down Rororoa Junior is very tired after yesterday's exercise, just calm-
"Calm Ishilly, I'm just hot."
And immediately afterwards he unbuttoned his shirt and left it aside while taking out a cigarette, then lit it with a golden lighter and inhaled all the nicotine with an imperturbable calm, all this Roronoa discovered that there were no fire detectors, clearly the reason was already known.
"We can continue."
Something calmer (even when the blood ran from his nose,) He looked at the playlist and taking control of the stereo I changed the song.
"Oh, Sanji! This brings me so many memories!"
This time it was a brunette that spoke, who obviously did not remember her name, and winked coquettishly at the blond while the rose of the hair was accommodated.
"Sanji is so flirtatious!"
"Chef-San, you always surprise me"
"At least he knows how to do something right..."
Roronoa looked away when he discovered that it was difficult to separate his eyes from the belly of the blond, and swallowed when really the aerobic exercises began, it seems that he was serious because he began to instruct while also doing them.
"To press the belly, go to the side, do not release the air, and keep it."
He sighed, feeling like a fool, and looked at the chronometer he always wore...
"What?! I've lost 10 minutes rambling?!"
Vociferate miraculously in whispers, while listening to the screams of a girl in particular.
"Hey! Sanji-chan! Do we have to do that?"
Shirahoshi, a pink-haired girl with an extravagant hairstyle, spoke with her soprano voice totally blushed, and Rororoa stroked the sides of his head feeling the incessant hammering in her head; how he hated all her fucking voice.
He was most irritable and annoying
"Sure mellorine!"
And he hated the idiotic eyebrow more, because he was melting for the beauty of the pink-haired while he was slashing, and because he was dying in the ass so bulky that the mirror behind him showed.
"Lower a little more"
Yes, go down a little more.
"A little, a little more ~!"
Bury you in my whole cock.
"More ~"
Zoro swallowed saliva for the first time on the day, make blushed by his attitude what the hell was wrong with him? So bad was him?
Sanji had become in his downfall when he saw him as idiotic and stupid but at the same time so sexy and appetizing until he wanted to fuck him right there, against that mirror, whispering in his ear the heterosexual, the dirty, the vulgar that he was, he wanted to see him moaning his name with the semen sliding down his legs slowly, he could bite his appetizing neck and lash his ass with a hard slap, he want make it all his.
But it would count as a rape.
He stamped his forehead on the buttons of the machine and accelerate the speed when he felt the big bulge in his pants, he would end the session and bye, no, he wouldn't say bye.
At the end of the day it was just attraction and nothing else, right?
"Ah! Cannot be! I've arrived late!"
A blonde girl came running, dressed in pink and with a small white fox in her arms
"I cannot be..." Conis left Su on the floor, but the Fox was thrown into her arms again frightened "What happens s-"
Conis recoiled in fright when a thirsty Roronoa, with his tongue on the floor, stretched his trembling arm forward. His hands were on his knees, but he looked so bad that it looked like he was about to fall
"Mr. Zor-Ah!"
The cry of a female alerted all the senses of Sanji, and the blond looked away to the bottom meeting with Zoro and Conis, his beloved Conis
"HEY MARIMO STUPID! I DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO SCARE MY LADIES!"
Sanji arrived as fast as a bullet and pulled the blonde away from him, while the Zorro landed on his terrified shoulder.
"W-w-water."
"Conis, go with the girls, I'll take care of this Neanderthal."
The blonde looked at Zoro one last time and relaxed a little when she saw Sanji's kind smile directed towards her.
"And don't worry, Kalifa recorded the whole class."
He winked at her while the blonde touched her chest relieved, and before Sanji began to woo her completely forgetting Zoro, she disappeared from his sight going to the group.
"You're an imbecile."
"W-wa-water."
"You see, you can't even talk right, bastard."
Zoro barely raised his eyes, as sweaty as a pig, and Sanji pointed out his sclera so red that he would have been startled if it was not because he was used to that kind of look. Zoro managed to straighten his, eyes tightly closed by the effort, and Vinsmoke inhaled his cigarette with force poisoning his lungs.
"Neglected."
He let go of the smoke heavily as he took his own bottle of water and handed it to Zoro sharply.
"Take it."
Zoro lost count of all the times that Sanji had helped him and held out a hand, and knowing that there was no way he could reject a drop of water while he was dying after all, he reluctantly accepted it and took it with him. Quickly and wildly.
"Thank you very much, eyebrows."
The bestiality with which he had taken the water had caused his chest and neck to get wet, but that was not the reason why the blond looked down from his chest to his crotch, no sir.
"You're a…"
The word left it short, because it was enough a kick in his sides so that he could react and stagger to the side with a genius much more than worse.
"But what the hell are y-"
Wait, wait, He have noticed?
Roronoa looked in terror as Sanji hardened his eyes crossing his arms.
Yes, he knows.
"Wait, it's not what you think-"
"How is that not what I think?! You are disgusting!" He never thought he would have that kind of conversation, so he just was take the hair with uneasiness.
"I swear to you, it's a misunderstanding, I don't-"
"How can you think of my ladies that way?! Listen to me, I know they are beautiful, but the only one who can think of them that way is m- I mean, you must respect women, Marimo, they are not a piece of meat you can hunt. Did you hear me?"
He left stunned doubting whether to say something or not, should I tell him that he was really like that because he wanted to bury him with his dick?... No, it was better to leave it like that.
"Ah, yes" He answered with scorn, scratching his ear "Forgive me... Pretty-brows.
"Ah! How you call me, head of muscle?!"
"I don't allow you to insult me, pervert!"
"Yes, of course, but you if can, gherkin!"
"Of course I can, you damned snail eyebrows!"
"You're a-"
"They get along pretty well; don't you think, Violet?" Kalifa raised her glasses a little, while the brunette smiled softly.
"I also think the same" declare Conis.
"M-M-Me too..." Stuttering Shirahoshi.
"Girls ... you don't believe that..."
This time it was Ishilly who spoke, and made a circle with the girls to whisper something.
"What that green hair could that..."
And the only thing that distracted them from their fight was the loud and shrill cry of all the girls on the second floor.