Back in the year 1814; the Flatulence Gang were about to shoot someone with a sheriff badge.
"Say you're prayers sheriff." said the leader.
The sheriff gulped.
But then a gunshot rang out and hit the gun out of the leaders hands.
"I reckon we've got ourselves a couple of misfits." said a voice.
The leader became shocked and looked around.
"Who said that?" said the leader.
"I did." said the same voice.
The leader turned to see Sonic sitting on top of a horse with a pistol aimed at them.
"For I am, The Lone Ranger." Sonic said before turning to the readers, "And definitely not the Armie Hammer version."
He turned back to the villains.
"Meet my posse." said Sonic.
Then the other heroes appeared from different buildings.
"One eyed Kat." Sonic said while pointing to Rock.
"Howdy." said Rock.
"Trigger Happy Tennyson." Sonic said while pointing to Ben.
Ben smirked.
"I'M CRAZY!" He shouted and Went crazy shooting the air.
"The Ed boys." said Sonic.
He pointed to the Eds.
Ed and Eddy started acting tough while Edd just hid behind a saloon door.
"Outback Jasmine." Sonic said while pointing to Jasmine.
Jasmine punched a chunk of wood off a building.
"Tracker Shawn." said Sonic.
Shawn flipped his cowboy hat up.
"And our Injun companion, Intimidates Men." Sonic said pointing to Sky.
The Olympian wannabe became confused.
"Why do I have to be the Indian?" said Sky.
"Well you are of Cree decent and Cree are Indians that originate from Canada." said Edd.
Sky nodded.
Interview Gag
"Yeah, it's a whole thing. There is a Cree population of about 392,420 as of the 2016 census." said Edd.
End Interview Gag
"Remind me again why I fell in love with you?" said Sky.
"I think it had something to do with my unintentional boyish charms and how smart I am." said Edd.
Sky nodded.
"True." said Sky.
"You guys better clear on out of here, or we're going to have ourselves a deadly and awesome shootout." said Sonic.
The Gang laughed.
"Lame." said one of the gang members.
"Alright, shoot out it is then." said Sonic.
He pulled out a revolver and shot one of the gang members in the chest, killing him.
The others became shocked.
"HE SHOT OUR ACCOUNTANT, KILL THEM ALL!" yelled the leader.
The gang nodded.
The gang then pulled out their guns before they started shooting at the heroes.
Rock pulled out a revolver and started shooting at some gang members.
The others joined in.
Edd however just hid under the saloon.
"I'm a pacifist." said Edd, "No way I'm getting any blood on my hands."
Both sides kept on firing at each other.
Rock looked around and fired a bullet at a frying pan before it bounced off of tons of stuff and hit one guy that was running off, killing him.
Rock chuckled.
"Good shot as always." said Rock.
Interview Gag
"During my academy days in the Galactic Federation, I took on a lot of target practice that I can hit a target even if I shoot something else." said Rock.
End Interview Gag
Later; the entire Flatulence Gang was dead.
The villagers saw everything.
"The Flatulence Gang is dead. WE'S GOING TO PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG!" yelled a voice.
Everyone cheered.
Then all the villagers exited the building and started partying.
Edd climbed out from under the saloon.
"Did we win?" He asked.
"Yep." said Eddy, "Now let's ride off into the sunset."
Later; the heroes were running off into a sunset on a hill.
Later again; the group appeared back in the present, but it looked like the slums, and everyone became shocked.
"Okay, what the heck is this?" said Sonic.
Edd pulled out his history book and looked at it.
"According to this, somebody placed a ton of money in a bank and it quadrupled so much that the person became very rich, moreso then Bill Gates." said Edd.
Eddy scoffed.
"Could have been anyone who made that money doing that." said Eddy.
"There's even a picture of the guy." Edd said before turning the book around, revealing a picture of Eddy.
Everyone glared at Eddy.
Eddy gulped.
"What?" He asked, "That could be anyone who looks like me, an ancestor perhaps."
"There's even a savings bond with your full name on it in this book." said Edd.
He pulled out a savings bond and showed it to everyone.
"I told you not to mess with history like that, and now you're richer then Bill Gates." said Sonic.
"Which reminds me, in this timeline Bill Gates went bankrupt because of Eddy becoming richer then him and internet doesn't even exist anymore." said Edd.
"Well, time to get my Mad Max gear on." said Ben.
He tore off his outfit, revealing he was now dressed like his Mad Ben counterpart.
Everyone is shocked.
"Or we could just travel back in time again and change this timeline." said Sonic.
"Agreed." everyone else said.
Later; the group appeared in another timeline where a ton of people had butterfly wings.
"Okay, this is to weird for me." said Shawn.
"Change timelines." said Sonic.
Later; they appeared in a timeline where everyone was a clown.
Ben was shivering in fear before running off.
"Timelines." said Sonic.
Later; they appeared in a timeline where everyone was dressed up like hillbillies.
"Did Beverly Hillbillies become so popular that it was considered a capital offense to cancel it?" said Sonic.
"No idea but I hope they do a reboot." said Eddy.
"Timeline." said Edd.
Later; they appeared in a timeline where everyone was dressed up like Disney Characters.
Everyone minus Sonic was impressed.
"Whoa." said Shawn.
"I'm never leaving this timeline." said Ed.
Sonic simply glared at everyone.
"Yes you are. We got to go back before-"Sonic said before some handcuffs were placed on him which he noticed, "This happens."
Mr Block was glaring at Sonic.
"I told you I'd get to you if you were involved in any time paradoxes, and this time, you'll be banned from it for a very long time." said Mr Block.
He started to walk off with Sonic before pulling out a blaster and shooting the time cycles, destroying them.
Ben became shocked.
"MY TIME CYCLES!" yelled Ben.
Mr Block and Sonic entered a limo before it disappeared in a time portal.
"Well that's just great, we lose our time machine, one person with knowledge of time travel, and we've got a ton of time paradox's that can't be changed anymore. Now how're we supposed to solve this problem?" said Eddy.
Ben did some thinking.
"I know a guy." said Ben.
Everyone looked at Ben.
"But first lets enjoy this time line." He said.