On the Roof

A small poof startled Kakashi as he had started to read his beloved (and pathetic) porn, from the small cloud was his blond haired student who was still reading his book on advanced seals , completely ignoring his teachers flabbergasted( I love that word)expression. After a minute or so the door to the roof slammed open with and angry and jealous Sasuke and a horny, blushing Sakura.

"Well then now that we are all here, I believe we need to introduce our selves: Names, ages, likes, dislikes, dreams and specialties." Kakashi said with a lazy one eyed grin.

"How about you go first Sensei so we can see how you want it done" Sakura spoke vice shaking with nervousness.

"Oh okay, I am Kakashi Hatake, age 28, I like a lot of things and hate a lot of things. Dreams for the future…..well you're too young to know that and specialties would be Ninjustu and tracking." He spoke with a lazy, almost carefree drawl. "You first pinky"

Sakura scowled at that remark. "Well I am Sakura Haruno, age 12; the things I like are….. I mean the person I like is Squeal! OUCH!" her banshee screech interrupted by the seals sharp reminder of Naruto's warning. This caused Kakashi to raise an eyebrow Sasuke to scowl at the reminder of Narutos new skills and Naruto, well he gave a soft smirk that practically screamed 'well I warned ya didn't I'. After giving Naruto a hard glare Sakura continued a little quieter "I dislike Naruto, Ino-pig and Seals. My dream is to (insert blush) marry a certain someone and as I only know what they taught in the academy, I have no specialties as of now."

"Okay you next dark, pale and brooding"

"Sasuke Uchiha, age twelve. I don't particularly like anything and I dislike almost everything. My specialties are fire- justu, the inceptor fist and soon the Sharringan. I don't really have a dream but a goal, one I will make a reality. One to kill a certain someone and avenge my clan." This made Naruto and Kurama roll their collective eyes, Itachi Uchiha was a true prodigy, a master at pretty much everything no matter how much Sasuke worked he would never beat Itachi, and it was obvious. Sasuke could and would get strong that was true but never Itachis level.

"Okay and you whiskers"

Naruto Uzumaki, although that is not my full last name but that will have to wait for a while. Age twelve, likes are training, reading and fighting. Dislikes are fan girls, the third and fourth Hokages, Jariya of the Sanin, The Red –hot Habanero, virtually the entire village and a certain Dog " naruto said that last part with a smirk at Kakashi to let him know just who he was referring to which made Kakashi pale slightly. " Dreams for the future include become as powerful as humanly possible in all fields and showing this village just how badly it fucked up. Specialties…. Well you will see in our real test won't you" this last part had several reactions looks of confusion form the students and a hardening of the face for Kakashi.

"What real test" Sakura demanded

"Oh that, well I mean the real test we have to take to truly become genin, to test our mental faculties if I am correct." Naruto replied smoothly with no indication of the fact that he should not know this.

"He is right and 66% tend to fail it." Kakashi answered his scowl still present at Naruto's unexpected knowledge and his overall responses. Wanting to leave to go and tyalk to the hokage he simply said "I'll expect you at Field 7 at 9:00 tomorrow and I would eat breakfast if I were you" and with that he was gone with a poof of smoke.

"Ignore what he said and eat breakfast, oh and he is always late by at least 2 hours do come later. "Before Naruto was also gone in a poof of smoke.

Both that remained just stared at the lingering smoke planning to ignore the so-called " dead last"

In the Hokages office

Kakahsi appeared to ask the Hokage about Naruto's actions. As he began to open his moth Sarutobi said "yes I know Naruto is different but if you had attended the meeting then you would know wouldn't you, you will just have find out during the next one huh"? And with that he dismissed the shocked Shinobi.

"Tomorrow will be interesting won't it" he said to himself.