A note to the Reader-

The Dog he was referring to was Kakashi , it was his anbu mask

He has learned other things then what I have said, I am saving them for later and he still has a vicious prankster mind and is still very creative. You'll see.

At the training ground- 11:45

Naruto appeared in a tree branch about 20 feet from where Sakura and Sasuke were sitting. He smirked at them knowing they did not eat breakfast and was content in the fact the he was smart enough to do so. Seeing as how he was still early enough he decided to do a little prep work on the field, after all while he was not an idiot he still to prank, though they were a bit more… interesting now.

About fifteen minutes after Naruto appeared Kakashi decided to grace his students with his presence, only somewhat weary of Naruto's developments. Smiling at his two students with that lazy one-eyed grin he began to search for his blonde student but could not find nor sense him.

"You're late!" his female student began to wail at him only to flinch and scratch her neck as if expecting pain. It seemed the seals were no longer working.

"Oh you know, I just got lost on the road of life. So where is Naruto" he lazily drawled out, completely ignoring their completely furious expressions.

"We don't know the idiot never showed up" Sakura replied with a scowl, it seemed she was still angry about yesterday.

"Oh I don't know about that, I have been here for about fifteen minutes" Naruto said suddenly right behind Kakashi. This made the other two students both gasp and scowl. Gasped at the fact that no one knew he was there and scowled at his once again newly proved skill increase. Kakashi on the other hand was more than a little worried. He was the best tracker in the village and Naruto had the most massive reserves he had seen. For Naruto to be able to hide from him said a lot about Naruto's skill in stealth. It seemed there was more to his little blond student then he originally thought. He hated being out of the loop.

"Well now that we are all here let begin, shall we?" as with that he began to explain the test "you have until 3:00 to steal at least one of the tow bells from me."

"But sensei there are only two bells and three of us" (guess who and you deserve a cookie)

Very good Sakura, the loser will be tied up and forced to watch me eat my lunch." And with that the two by the trees stomachs began to growl. "Naruto you seemed to eat, why is that?"

"Simple really I rather be full and puke the be hungry and weak. Besides you were suggesting not ordering me. " in a calm voice with just a hint of a condescending feel to it , as if one were talking to a small child.

After everyone got over there shock of being out smarted by Naruto , Kakashi finished by explaining the rest of the test. "Anyway, the loser will be sent back to the academy. Come at me with intent to kill." And with that the game was met.

"But we could hurt you sensei" the monkey said, well screeched.

"Yes Sakura three academy graduates hurting a well-trained, second veteran of war. That will happen." Naruto said this time in full condescending mode. Even thing he knew he could do some damage as Kakashi was not expecting his higher skills.

Naruto then turned with a kunai ready to throw it, as Kakashi appeared behind him gripping his wrist. "Don't worry Sakura I will be fine" Kakashi said , all the while missing Naruto's smirk. As Sakura and Sasuke disappeared to go hide.

"Well you're a feisty one aren't you" and before he got and answer Naruto turned into a puff of smoke.

After Knocking Sakura out with a simple genjustu and burying a somewhat impressive Sasuske up to his neck he went to find his elusive blonde haired student porn in hand. Then he heard a soft wishihng sound, turning with a kunai in hand he blocked Naruto's sword. Completely shocked at the strength behind the blow and Naruto's dark smirk he almost slipped up, but began to push him back. Then Naruto smirk deepened and his blade glowed blue and cut right threw his Kunai with almost no resistance. Even though he jumped back he still got a large but shallow cut on his chest form the wind blade that came of the sword. Eyes wide with shock he stared at how much skill that required and in less than the time it took to blink Naruto was on him again. Slashing and hacking with a fury the grey haired man had only ever seen in Kushina Uzumaki, Narutos strikes were accurate and fierce. They landed exactly where they were supposed to leaving Kakashi with no room to breathe.

After about five minutes of jealous -emo inducing combat Kakashi began to wonder why the hell this was troubling him so much. He was actually pretty skilled with a blade and his age and experience seemed to be making no progress in fending off Naruto. After getting a pretty vicious cut on his wrist he looked down at hand and realized the reason for his difficulties. Seal, restriction seals to be precise. When did they get placed on him? These were pretty advanced as they restricted everything from movement and strength to chakra and, most dangerous of all, pain. He could not feel all of the cuts inflicted on him.

Jumping back with no small amount of fear, Kakashi saw Naruto whip his hand out at him with flourish that made little, to no sense. Then he saw it, his precious book flying back to Naruto connected by a chakra string. Fear, fear is all he felt. The absolute terror a prevent feels when his Precious Porn is threatened.

Gripping the book in his hand, the whiskered blonde opened the book and with a small smirk said "what a nice book, it would be a shame if something happened to it. Don't you agree Kakashi " all the while that smirk never wavering.

"Now, now Naruto no need to get violent… Is there?" Kakashi said with a slightly quavering voice.

"Well Kakashi if I get a bell, I may consider releasing your book" Now Kakashi was going to call a bluff when Naruto out a leaf. As Kakashi was about to leap at Naruto, to save his precious book of course, he noticed the leaf glow and then split in half. With that he realized this was no bluff and tossed a bell screaming in a warbled voice "now return the precious." With a rolling of his eyes Naruto tossed the book back. Just as Kakashi was about to touch it Naruto flung his chakra string back out, this time full of wind chakra. As Kakashi grabbed his book it did something he never wanted to see. It split, in half.

Body absolute oozing with Killer intent he went to demolish his student when he realized he couldn't move. He could not even struggle, turn his eyes to his book he saw a Seal, one that completely ceased all movement. Now normally he could overpower it, but when coupled with the ones on his body it made him a statue for all intents and purposes.

Naruto , realizing his seal had done its job, sauntered over to Kkashi and took the remaining bell and called out " Tweddle dumb and tweedle dumber ass, get out here for your bells. " As the two named dumb asses came out. One stomping with a scowl, the other truly and greatly impressed, yet peved at her new name. After tossing the bells at them he began to explain "this was a teamwork exercise , as a team player I got the bells for you." And with that he turned to Kakashi and reached in to his back pouch and pulled out the pulled out an orange book. " We pass don't we Kakashi, if we don't , well your real book will get more then split unlike the fake I put in your hands." As he said this his other had was enveloped in fire (this is due to immense skill in elemental manipulation.) And so with the little movement he could muster Kakashi began to swiftly nod his head, the earlier terror back in his eyes.

" Lovely, although if this book is prevent you from committing to your duties then maybe it would be better to remove it from your person, yes that would be a good idea." And with that he filled the book with fire chakra turning it to ashes in front of a horror stricken pervert. Swiftly grabbing Sakura by the waist he said " oh those seals will be gone in about 20 seconds. Bye Sensei" as he was gone with Sakura in a fire Shushin.

As he was relieased form the seals Kakashi surged to his book letting out a scream that would haunt the village for years to come.

"MY PRECIOUS!"