So, just as a point of reference for those who care or don't know, champagne is about as strong as red wine. It gets absorbed faster because of the bubbles. Even though Cana called it watered down what Lucy is drinking is almost strait champagne. As far as I can tell canon Lucy doesn't drink very much very often. Remember she and Bix are trying to relax and have fun tonight not get drunk.
Thank you so much to all my reviewers! Thanks for the love rmadhumita378, twizt312, SailorTardis498, KJacket, Createbeautynotwar, jekyllshyde23, dlynncherry.
R3iga1004. I'm glad you enjoyed the songs. I'm pushing my musical comfort zone for this story, especially for the party chapters.
Stargazer013. I very much feel bad for the moment breaking. Balancing sweet Bickslow and lady-on-the-street Lucy with horny BixLu is hard. Lol. I do have a schedule and a plan for Erza as well as the other characters currently not at the guild. Lucy wants them all there before the party remember?
RosesMcKellar. I see Cobra as an all or nothing type of person as far as relationships go. Lucy's come-at-me attitude and just-go-with-it mindset makes her so much fun.
Unoyoko94. Yeah. The sexual tension can only last so long before somebody snaps. Life isn't being kind to their moments though.
I own a car, a sphygmomanometer, and a dining room table. Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail.
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(Come With Me Now, Kongos) (AN: Cobra's playlist)
Lucy let herself move with the music that seemed to be pouring strait into her shoulders, her current partner all sorts of pressed against her back. Cobra could really move. She wasn't surprised considering his magic. What did surprise her however, was how comfortable she was dancing against a man who had very much been a part of, not one, but two attempts to kill her friends and end the world as they knew it.
Oh well. Wouldn't be the oddest friendship she had ever made. That honor would probably go to Gajeel. After all he had strait up tortured her when they first met. Cobra had just faught with her friends and stood by while his friend stuck her in a really big lacrima to use as a chaos battery.
(Poker Face, Lady Gaga)
Cana winked at her as she shoved her away from one slayer and toward another. Lucy giggled at the wary look Cobra gave the overly handsy brunette. She shared a big grin with her best friend and let the music take her.
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Some higher power, or Elfman and Evergreen, had seen fit to place Lisanna as Bickslow's dance partner when their significant others began their own dance together. They had started out dancing, but it didn't take very long for them, and most everybody else, to find their way to the edge of the dance floor to watch what Lucy and Natsu were creating.
While Lucy and Cobra had embraced the later part of their dance together in a way that would have made Bickslow very uncomfortable if he hadn't seen the almost instant sibling relationship they had fallen into, this was on a whole new level. If Bickslow didn't know better, which he did, he would have said this was some sort of preplanned dragon mating dance. Years of close contact, working and fighting and playing together as partners, had given these two an almost supernatural understanding of each other. They moved in perfect synch. It was a work of art really. A perfectly choreographed dance. A dance fight since Natsu was involved, with a give and take and the occasional punch thrown in from either side of the mock battle.
By the time the song ended Natsu had dodged enough Lucy Dance Kicks that the whole club knew she was wearing red underwear, and the dance floor was cleared but for the two of them. Bickslow was about out of his fucking mind with the need to have his hands on his girlfriend. Lisanna apparently felt the same way, because as soon as they separated she had her arms and legs wrapped around her boyfriend.
"How sexy was that bitches?" Cana's voice came over the loud speaker. Lucy tucked herself against his side and Bickslow wrapped his arms around her tight enough that nobody could steal her fine ass from him again. "Ok ladies, get yourselves one more drink and a good hand full of inspiration." The innuendo is strong with this one. "Mama's gunna set us up with a couple songs and we are gunna have ourselves a dance off!" She got a cheer from the whole club as she shut off the mic.
"One more sandwich, one more strawberry shake, Cosplayer." Lucy turned her blinding smile at him. "Then you can dance the panties off Cana."
"You really think I can, Bixy?" He began leading her back to the table.
"I don't think it. I know it. I'd tell you to bring her bra home as a trophy, but we all know she isn't wearing one." She laughed.
"I was horrified when she told us she was going to wear that out in public. Poor Wendy just about exploded."
"Well at least Carla wasn't here to see you pollute her little girl's brain." Meredy had brought a fresh round of drinks for the Fairies not drinking strait from a bottle. He plucked Lucy's strawberry alcohol shake from the tray and held it while she ate one of the little sandwiches. She tossed the last bite in her mouth and reached for her drink while bouncing up and down in a way that was just... mouthwatering.
He tightened his arm around her and lifted her feet off the ground so she would stop driving him crazier before handing her the glass. Having her pressed against him and giggling might have backfired and made the crazy worse though. Her free hand tracing the muscles of the arm holding her absolutely was not helping the crazy factor. In fact she was making it very much worse, especially when she wrapped one heel-clad foot around the back of his calf. He sat them down after that untill Cana restole the Mic from the DJ.
"All right boys, have yourself a spectator seat. Looky no touchy. Girls, if you came with a boy toy this is why he brought you, if you didn't this is how you leave with one. Get your sexy asses out on the dancefloor!"
(Get Ur Freak On, Missy Elliot) (AN: Cobra's playlist)
"That's my cue!" His girlfriend took a drink that was so far beyond the sips he had prescribed her it wasn't funny. She hopped up and took two step toward the dance floor, spun back around and strait up tackle kissed him. He hadn't been expecting it so he ended up flat on his back in their bench with her tongue in his mouth before he even realized she had changed direction. His whole body was on fire and he groaned into the kiss. Before he could get his arms around her to prevent it she pulled away. She grinned at him like she hadn't just incapacitated him in front of a building full of people. "Almost forgot my inspiration!"
He reached for her, but she was already gone. He let his head fall back onto the bench with a loud thud that would have probably echoed if the music wasn't so loud. Fuck! She was definitely going to kill him. He was going to die a very happy man though. Happy and horny.
"Dead as a doornail, Echo." Cobra's cackle came from across the table. Bickslow stayed where he was, trying to catch his breath, but lifted a hand above the table to flip the slayer off.
"Shit, Bickslow. I didn't really believe you yesterday, but you were right. The sweet ones really are crazy inside, and Luce is like Lisanna."
"Fuck you, Natsu." He sat up so he could enjoy the torture of his girlfriend intentionally dancing provocatively when he wasn't allowed to touch her.
"Don't get mad at me. I'm just agreeing with you."
"No you're just..." He caught sight of Lucy amid the female mob. Mavis, she was just... so fucking amazing. "...rubbing it in. Shit..." Lucy had her hands in her hair and her eyes closed as she swayed and twisted to the music like a snake. She and Cana were also all up in each other's ... everything. The two of them were making this... personal, and it was so incredibly sexy.
Lucy dropped her hands from her own hair to grab Cana's with one and pull her head back, her other hand rested on Cana's neck and she was rubbing herself all over her. Cana was playing along, because she knew as well as everybody else that it was sexy as hell. There was no doubt in Bickslow's mind who was directing this... dance. Lucy, the golden virgin, was making the most sexually aggressive woman in the guild her bitch. He was so absolutely in love with this woman. He also might have let her have a little to much champagne.
"Fuck..." Came from one of the other males at the table. It might have been Laxus. Bickslow didn't know and at this point didn't care.
"What did you do to Bunny Girl, Disco Princess?"
"Less than she asked me to..." Granted she hadn't been using words, but some things didn't need to be asked for with words and his girlfriend had been all sorts of communicating even before she was his.
Murmers of "Bullshit." and "Not for long I bet." were heard from around the table, along with an only slightly enraged "Really guys? That's my sister. I don't want to hear that." before they were distracted by the rest of the dancers.
Fairy Tail wizards were aggressive and competative, even the more laid back and peaceful natured ones, such as Kinana and Vijeeter. The females had traditions and habits that made them very comfortable with each other, and when they drank they all got crazy, some a little and some a lot but all crazy. For all those reasons most of the women who were not Faries were getting the hell off the dance floor at this point. Like Laxus had said at the begining of the night, Fairy Tail was bringing the party.
Lisanna danced like an animal. No surprise there. Kinana did the snake sway better than even his apparently to drunk girlfriend. Again not surprising, though it was more sensual than he had expected from that particular girl. Juvia moved like she didn't have bones, which given her magic might have been a reality. Of course Cana and Lucy were way out there, but the other Fairy women were keeping pace.
(Wobble, V.I.C)
When the new song came on and set a new pace Lucy tossed Cana away from her. If she had been a less combat ready wizard or less able to hold her booze she would have been thrown across the room. As it was it turned into a more or less intentional spin that put them both facing each other in sexy battle ready poses, feet spread, one knee bent, one hand on the floor.
They didn't stay there long, sliding strait into the song. The first song had been more about setting the mood than anything apparently, because this one was blatantly asking for trouble. Lucy's very fine ass was all over the place, her swishy little night sky skirt accentuating every move of her hips. When she suddenly slammed her hands onto the ground between her feet, flipping her skirt up in the back and showing off a flash of red, he wasn't the only one on his side of the room to groan.
It was definitely time for him to get her home and into bed. He would love to watch her dance for the rest of the night, but so would everybody else, and he was already stretching his promise to 'save her' from doing things she would see as humiliating. He would also love to have her keep dancing after he got her into bed, but he wasn't letting their first time together be when she was drunk enough to flash her panties at half a building full of men. She wasn't some chick he was picking up in a bar. She deserved better.
He just needed to keep repeating that to himself. She deserves better. She deserves better. She deserves... Wow. She was so incredibly sexy. As soon as this song was over he was going to have to find a way to calm her down, so he could calm down, so he could walk home. Mavis, what the fuck was wrong with him?
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Lucy was breathless, happy, and absolutely in the mood to get her ornery on when she caught sight of Bickslow beckoning her back to the table. She pouted at him in an attempt to get him to join her on the dance floor instead of leaving it to join him, but he just grinned and shook his head. She had been to long without her hands on him so she shrugged and skipped back to the table to perch herself in her boyfriend's lap. He groaned and buried his face against her neck.
"Woman you are evil."
"I am not." She couldn't help but giggle at him as she played in his hair.
"Yes you are. Evil, drunk, and to sexy for my sanity."
"I only had three drinks, Doc, and if I'm all the sexy it takes to break your brain you've been slumming it for years." He pulled away and glared at her.
"Repeat after me, Cosplayer. I am a sex goddess." She heard Gray grumble but chose to ignore him.
"You are over embracing this princess thing, Bix." He rolled his eyes at her.
"Just say it." She grinned and his eyes widened with the knowledge that she was going to play this her way not his.
"How would you know, Bix? I'm still a virgin remember?" He blushed and somebody behind her started choking to death. She turned around to find a dying Laxus, Cobra and Loke grinning like maniacs, and a table full of gaping Fairies.
"I fucking love your brain, Tits. If you weren't soul sucking with Echo and I wasn't all kinds of crazy about my Sugar I would be all up in your snatch." She blinked at him a couple times and had to make a conscious decision to ignore her pseudo-brother's outraged squawking. Gray was losing all sorts of dignity points this week. She turned back around to stare into her boyfriend's eyes.
"Bix, what kind of super messed up crazy do I have to be for Cobra to like it?" She fisted her hands in his shirt and began to plead, pouring as much horror and desperation into her voice as she could. "Ya gotta help me, Doc! I'm losing it! The lights are fading and I can taste the music! They are going to lock me up! Do something!" She embraced her inner actress and melted into the best 'faint' she could muster. Most of the table, including her boyfriend and the previously dying lightning slayer, were laughing quite loudly at her as she lay across Bickslow's lap with her head dangling off the end of the bench.
"Ok, Cosplayer. You've had enough fun for tonight. Let's get you home."
"Nooooooooo."
"Yes. Don't make me involve the kids in this."
"I object to that term!" Loke only sounded slightly outraged.
"Well I object to you, Slippery Kitty!"
"And I object to your face!"
"I object to both of you objecting to stupid things you have no right to object to!" She picked herself up enough to glare at them.
"Babe, you need to sleep so you don't object to being alive when you wake up in the morning." She pouted at him.
"But I object to leaving my Soul Doctor."
"Well I object to that too, so you can just come home with me."
"Your bed smells better anyway." She mumbled as he helped her to her feet. As they walked toward the door she heard Natsu behind them.
"Well I object to that whole conversation, because I have no clue what just happened." The entire table told him to shut up.
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To be continued