Okay sorry I couldn't update yesterday but my computer didn't want to work. Anyway I'm not really sure how I feel about this chapter I thought it was kind of crappy…On another note, 199 reviews? You guys are the absolute best! Tell me what you think about this chapter in a review! Thanks for reading! Don't forget to review!

Disclaimer: I do not and will never own Percy Jackson and the Olympians! Or the song Womanizer by Britney Spears

The next morning, Poseidon was rudely awakened by the sounds of someone knocking on the front door. The God of the Seas groaned and blearily opened his eyes. Still half asleep he padded out to the hallway and looked for any signs of life.

Apparently everyone was still in bed, everyone except the person that was currently trying to break the front door, that is.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" He yelled annoyed.

He turned the locks and slowly opened the door to reveal five Goddesses who all happened to be staring at him amusedly.

"Athena?" He croaked confusedly.

Athena looked at him; eyebrow raised, yet once she noticed that he was only clad in silk dark green boxers turned away, a faint blush covering her cheeks. Aphrodite's lips curved into a smirk, but before she could comment Hera screeched at her brother, "Poseidon, why aren't you dressed yet? School starts in fifty minutes!" She yelled at him.

"Wait, what? What time is it?" He asked as he looked at Demeter.

"Seven ten, Uncle." Artemis answered promptly.

"Oh Styx!" Poseidon shouted, without as much as another word to he girls he ran back to the hall and began to wake everybody up.

Twenty hurried minutes later, a really pissed off Hades (He's not a morning person), and with much help from the Goddesses the guys were finally dressed and ready to go. They all took the elevator down to the main lobby and walked out the doors.

"So how are we going to get to school?" Ares asked as he craned his neck, looking for a car or something that would serve as transportation. When he found none he turned back to Athena waiting expectantly.

"Well we are going to be taking the bus!" Athena informed as she turned to look at everyone with a fake cheerful expression.

"The bus...Can't it be something more stylish like a Maserati or something?" Apollo complained, his face twisted with an expression of disgust, while Aphrodite nodded her head, agreeing wholeheartedly.

"No." Athena replied with a frown.

"But why? The bus is for losers." Apollo whined.

"Well then welcome to Loser-Ville, Apollo because we are taking the bus!" Athena said angrily.

"Please? We can like go buy a car or something." He continued to whine. The other Gods rolled their eyes at Apollo's childish behavior.

"No, we're taking the bus and that's that." Athena snapped furiously.

"Talk about PMS." Hermes singsong to Poseidon and Apollo, who both grinned widely.

"Athena's right, if we did this was also for you to learn to get along without all of your fancy and expensive toys." Zeus told Apollo seriously.

"But why the bus-?" Apollo's complain was cut short because at that moment an atrociously colored, polluting machine pulled up in front of them.

"Ugh!" Hera groaned. The bus doors slowly opened and the Olympians reluctantly steeped inside. Shouts and the smell of sweat was the first thing to greet them. It was a little hard trying to find twelve empty seats for the Olympians to sit in, when the bus was already packed full, but finally they managed.

Hera and Zeus ended up sitting together, Artemis and Apollo did too. Athena and Poseidon (much to her disgust) sat together.

Poor Hades he had to sit next to a blonde girl who kept trying to get his attention. The Lord of the Dead was very nervous about what Demeter would do to him if she thought he was cheating on Persephone. "Uh listen, I already have a girlfriend." Hades told her after the fifth time that she asked him out. She pouted and turned to the window. Hades sighed relieved, at least that was taken care of.

Hermes and Demeter together, and were talking about who knows what. Ares had managed to 'convince' the guy who was sitting next to Aphrodite to trade him places. And the Lord of the Forges was very happy at being seated next to a pretty but shy girl that he'd met in Woodshop class the day before.

After a couple of stops the bus made a turn and stopped in front of some apartment complexes. Three teens that were all leaning against the wall began to walk casually in the direction of the bus. They slowly made their way inside, Thalia then Nico and finally Percy.

The Gods stared at the cousins in surprise; the three walked all the way back and found two empty seats. They didn't seem to notice any of the Gods, and soon began to talk amongst themselves.

Zeus shot a glare at Hades when he saw that Thalia was sitting next to Nico. Hades, in return shot him a nod and a smug smile.

"They all live together?" Athena asked Poseidon. He nodded in confirmation.

"This is so disgusting." Hera whined as she ducked a piece of paper that was thrown near her direction.

"Agreed." Zeus said as he looked around the bus full of screaming, overly hyper teens. After what felt like ages they finally arrived at Goode.

They Olympians all gratefully walked out of the bus and formed a circle around Aphrodite who was trying to get their attention.

"Okay I brought these down here with me, I'm sure you've seen the others use them. So we wouldn't want to stick out would we?" She asked them, a smile on her face. She opened her designer handbag and began to take out expensive looking cell phones.

"Harmony you do know that these attract monsters that are looking for their next meal right?" Artemis sneered.

"Of course I do Luna dear, but these are specially made, they won't attract any unwelcomed guests. So don't you worry your pretty little head off." Aphrodite said in a too-sugary-voice (the kind that clogs arteries) while patting Artemis' head like a dog.

The Love Goddess began to pass out the cell phones to everyone except her Father, as he already had one. "Sweet, these are pretty cool." Apollo commented as he examined his phone.

"I hope that you don't mind but I took the liberty of personalizing each one to match your tastes and needs." Aphrodite said.

"What exactly do you mean by personalizing?" Athena asked her half-sister suspiciously. Aphrodite grinned and said "Oh you know I added some ringtones and stuff…"

"Just that?" Hephaestus questioned her. Aphrodite nodded her head eagerly.

"Okay well thanks." Poseidon mumbled, and with a wave he began to walk to Algebra class.

"See ya'll later." Hermes and Apollo left to class.

Nods of goodbye were exchanged and everyone went off in separate directions.

Athena walked inside of the classroom and quickly went to her seat. She definitely didn't want to arrive late to Ms. Hudson's class. The teacher was sitting at her desk typing away furiously on her keyboard oblivious to everyone around her. Only when the bell rang did that shake her out of her trance.

Athena chewed on her lip and neatly rearranged the papers that had been homework from last night. She turned to look at her Uncle, Step Mother and Father who all already appeared to be bored.

"Class, pass up the homework from last night please. Quickly now! And if you didn't do, it raise your hand."

Athena grinned evilly, and looked over in direction of Percy. She was expecting him to be the first to raise his hand. If the boy was anything like Poseidon (and everyone said he was) then he shouldn't be very responsible when it came to school work, or anything of that sort. Then again last night Poseidon had finished his assignments, so maybe miracles do happen. Poseidon turned and stared at her as though reading her mind he smiled a very smug grin when Percy didn't even so much as look up. The boy's hand stayed down.

Damn it! She cursed in her thoughts, now she couldn't complain to Annabeth about how irresponsible he was…Then again tomorrow would be another day and Jackson might not do his homework that time. Athena was taken out her thoughts when she felt something vibrate in her lap. She froze and slowly opened her book bag. Inside her newly acquired phone was vibrating urgently.

She reached a hand inside and brought the phone out, making sure to keep an eye on Hudson. Who was calling her already? She hadn't even had the phone for an hour. She slid the screen open and sighed when she read the alert signaling that she had a new text message. From Dylan. She hit the view button and scanned the content quickly.

Hi

Really? He had risked both of them getting caught playing with cell phones just to text a two lettered word. And when they were sitting so close, why didn't he just say it out loud?

Stop texting me Dylan. She wrote back and continued to work on the papers that Barbie had passed out.

Does it bother you? Was his reply.

Yes! She quickly typed.

Then no. ;)

Just stop. She angrily wrote. Almost immediately the phone began to vibrate.

Why? He wrote back.

She looked up at him and gave him a glare.

Why? Because I don't want to get in trouble that's why! She answered.

You won't, Barbie's too busy to notice much. He typed back. She could hear him chuckling from her seat.

Poseidon! I'm not in the mood to be playing games with you.

So then what are you in the mood for?

Killing you.

As soon as the text was sent, she heard an annoyed snort from somewhere and immediately looked up. Hudson was looming over her wearing an annoyed expression. Athena gulped and clenched her hands into fists. Zeus and Hera looked up and once realizing what the situation was they looked over at their daughter wearing mildly amused expressions. Hades just shook his head and whispered something to Poseidon.

"Alina you cannot be texting in class, it's against the rules. I'll be taking that; you can pick it up at the end of the day. Oh and detention on Wednesday. " Barbie reached out a manicured hand and tore the phone away from Athena. Athena was blushing furiously; everyone's stares were on her. Some were pitying while others were amused and smug. She gritted her teeth and shot Poseidon a venomous glare. Thanks to him she had ended up in detention. Poseidon stared at her for a moment, his green eyes swirling with guilt then he turned away.

Barbie was already at her desk when Poseidon called out "Wait, take mine too I was texting her, it was my fault. She shouldn't get detention." At this most of the females in the room began to coo "Aww he's too sweet." And "Look he's taking the blame for her." Zeus spluttered, surely he must have heard wrong. Poseidon, taking responsibility for his actions? Somebody alert the press! Hera was probably thinking something along the lines of that too. Hades just rolled his eyes; his family was much too childish for their own good.

Ms. Hudson walked back to Poseidon and gave him a regretful smile, "Dylan, please give me your phone, detention to be served on Wednesday afterschool."

Hera was sitting in English class taking notes diligently on whatever she thought was important. The teacher Mr. Blowfis, who also happened to be Percy's step father, was actually a pretty good instructor. She finished writing the first page of notes in her neat cursive and was about to flip the page when suddenly a song rang out.

Womanizer, woman, womanizer oh womanizer oh you're a womanizer baby you, you, you are!

You, you, you are. Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer!

Hera with a start, realized that her bag was the source of the sound. The whole class had gone quite, but a couple of students were snickering.

Hera slowly opened her bag and took out her phone. Mr. Blowfis approached her and told her. "Arabella you're not supposed to be playing with your cell phone during class." He reached out a hand and Hera blushing, gave him her phone.

"Now you can come by my office after the school day is done and I'll give it to you. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you detention on Wednesday." Hera nodded numbly.

Before she had given the phone to Blowfis she had checked the caller I.D. and the one who had been trying to reach her was none other than her very own womanizing husband, Zeus.

So that's what Aphrodite meant by 'personalizing'. Oh that girl was going to get a lecture from her, did she think that it was appropriate to embarrass her like that by putting that ringtone when Zeus called? Hera should've learned her lesson after what happened to Athena. If she'd turned the damn phone off then none of this would've happened.

Zeus, Poseidon and Hades all reluctantly made their way inside of the classroom. They were the few that had arrived and as he looked around Poseidon whispered "Hey where's Blowfish?"

Percy seemed to be thinking the same thing because he asked loudly "Where's Mr. Blowfis?" The substitute turned and slowly looked at Percy.

He was a man maybe around his forties, he had a really mean expression to his face, and the look he was giving to Percy was anything but nice.

"Mr. Blowfis is in a meeting, so I'll be the substitute for this class." He growled out.

Thalia, Nico and Percy groaned, but quickly stopped when the teacher gave them the evil eye.

One look at his face and the 'Big Three' knew that they were going to have trouble.

"Crap." Poseidon muttered under his breath.

The first couple of minutes went relatively well. It started to go wrong when the teacher (Mr. Kramer) asked Nico to read a passage from his English book.

"Um I can't." Nico replied.

Mr. Kramer raised a bushy eyebrow "Why not?" He asked rudely giving the boy a glare.

Hades growled in the back of his throat, his dark eyes narrowed.

"Um because uh-" Nico stammered shifting nervously from the cold glare he was receiving.

"He's dyslexic that's why." Thalia snapped angrily. She didn't like the tone that the teacher was taking with her cousin and he was supposed to have a report from Paul already informing him about Percy's, Nico's and her dyslexia.

The teacher turned to her instead his mouth curved into a sneer. "I believe that that is not the appropriate way to talk to a teacher. Detention young lady." Thalia flushed angrily but before she could retort a cold voice rang out.

"Why? She didn't talk back or anything. She simply told you that Nico has dyslexia and that's why he can't read." Percy intervened.

"Does that stop him from trying his best to read the passage Mr. Perseus?"Kramer asked him slowly.

"It's Percy." The boy clenched out, if there was one thing that he absolutely hated about adults was when they called him Perseus instead of Percy.

Poseidon really didn't like this guy and from his brothers' glares he could tell that they weren't very keen on him either.

"Fine, you didn't even want to give it a try and you two are talking back. Detention for the three of you." He said pointing a finger at the three angry cousins.

"What the hell? That was so damn unfair, we have freaking dyslexia for the God's sake!" Thalia ranted under her breath. Percy and Nico patted her arm comfortingly, though they too were glaring at the teacher.

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