Wow. I never thought I'd have to do this.

Well, let's start the cliché speech: *clears throat*

I'm really sorry to those of you that thought this was a chapter. I know I haven't updated this story in forever. I will, as soon as I get information.

Anyway, if you're reading this, you're probably Potterhead, and well as being a CoN fan. So, this message applies to you.

I am going to delete What the Bloody Hell Just Happened? because I honestly am just not feeling that story anymore. I have an idea for a series of chapters set during an AU next generation. The universe will be the same, but the ideas will not be connected. The next generation characters will still be there, so don't worry. I will publish the first one by Christmas, which, I know is in almost a month, but I haven't actually written it yet, so I think I get a free pass on it.

As for this story, I am waiting for inspiration to strike. If you get an idea for a drabble, PLEASE PM me, or review.

Thanks,

Swanglade37

And, since I have to do a story with an Author's note, here's a small drabble:

A normal Potter family Christmas:

"Dad! Mum! Wake up! It's Christmas!"

"Why aren't they waking up yet?" Lily asked.

"Maybe, unlike some people they can sleep in." Al snapped, cranky from lack of sleep.

"On Christmas? They were kids once, weren't they?" James asked, puzzled.

"Well sometimes-"

"Hey, what's going on? What are you doing?" Teddy walked in, yawning.

"Waking up with Mum and Dad." James said, still distracted by Al's arguments.

"Informing James that some people don't wake up at the crack of dawn, even if it's Christmas." AL retorted, keeping his eyes locked on James, glaring at him.

"Pretending I'm not related to any of these nitwits" Lily commented.

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

"What? It's true"

"Kids?"

"It is not. I'm not a nitwit. I'm a Ravenclaw. It's statistically impossible for me to be a nitwit." Al stated proudly.

"What about Aunt Luna?" Lily asked curiously

"AUNT LUNA IS NOT A NITWIT!" James yelled.

"Sure James. Sure."

"SHE ISN'T!"

"Kids."

"James's fault!" Lily was quick to place the blame on her older brother.

"Not me! Al!" And James shifted it to their other brother just as quickly.

"Me? Blame Teddy!" Al exclaimed.

"I just got here! It's-" Teddy was interrupted by a small redhead.

"Not my fault. Thank you Teddy."

"That wasn't what I was going to say, but that is the safer option, so I'll go with that."

"Kids!"

"Yes. Yes, yes you will."

"Great." Al was not to be deterred from his argument. "Now that that's settled, back to my original point. James, we aren't all morning people. Some of us like to sleep in, so that we're in a better mood later in the day."

"Who'd want to do that? The longer you're up, the more pranks you can pull."

"NOT ALL OF US LIKE TO PRANK!"

"KIDS!"

"Hey! Mum and Dad are awake." James finally noticed that the reason for being up at 5;30 in the morning had finally woken up.

"James woke you up." Lily said.

"No! Al did!"

"Here we go again." Lily whispered to herself as the boys began an argument that would be interrupted by their mother shortly.