Bad Idea

A/N: Okay, so if my writing is bad, I'm sorry. With my first fic, I wrote it down then typed it, so I redid a lot and still am doing that, but this one is typing without writing it down first, so it may not be that great. I know the last chapter was a cliffhanger, or at least it was meant to be, so here's what happened next (note: this follows Ali, not Roy).

Chapter 2: Waking Up With a Stranger

"Wake up, sleepy head." Ali heard a semi-familiar voice, while being lightly shaken.

She grunted then turned her head away from the person, who was either male or female with a very masculine voice, trying to go back to sleep. She felt someone move towards her on the bed, then lips being lightly pressed against the skin on her neck.

Ali immediately jumped up and hit whoever it was in the face so hard that he fell over. She had to look at him for a few minutes to tell who it was because he had two black eyes and a fat lip.

"I'm guessing you're the one who did this to my face." Roy said as he rubbed his cheek, where she had just hit him.

"Yeah, but you probably deserved it. Who are you anyway?" Ali said.

"Roy Mustang. And you?"

"Then you did deserve it." She muttered. "Oh, I'm Ali. It's short for Alice."

"Why do you think that? Nice name by the way." He tried to give her his signature smirk, but the fat lip and black eyes just made him look idiotic.

"I've heard about you. Although the person was bias against you."

"Who was it?"

"Ed" Ali said, lying back down.

"Ed? As in Edward Elric?" Roy asked, shocked that she knew them.

"You know any other Eds?" she asked, sarcastically.

"I know what you meant. I'm just surprised you know the shrimp."

"I'm researching with him and Al. Don't tell anyone though. I shouldn't have told you that." Ali said.

"Really? Why?" Roy said, rather intrigued by her.

"Why am I researching with them or why can't you tell anyone?"

"Both I guess."

"I'm researching with them because I'm not from here and I want to go back home, which you can't tell anyone about. Only Ed, Al, Winry, Pinako, Chris, and Riza know that." She said. "And you can't tell anyone because the military will either imprison me or make me take them back with me so they can take over or some shit like that. And if people that would want to hurt the Elrics might try to kidnap me or something."

"Oh. Wow you guys have it all figured out." He said. "Wait, did you say Riza?"

"Yes. She was delivering some papers that you sent to Ed and I was the one that answered the door, so we told her. If we hadn't she probably would've thought the wrong thing." Ali said.

"Wait, so you're sharing a hotel room with them?" Roy asked, surprised.

"Yes, but it's not like that." She said, knowing what he was thinking.

"Can I ask you something?"

"Isn't that what you were doing?" she said, sarcastically.

"So do you two sleep together?" Roy asked, ready to block his face if she tried to hit it again.

"Not in the way you're thinking. We do sleep in the same bed, but it's a huge bed and we don't like each other that way." Ali said, knowing he was thinking something dirty.

"Wow, he's even more of an idiot than I thought." Roy mumbled to himself.

"Why's that?"

"He hasn't slept with you yet, and he probably hasn't even tried to kiss you." He said, as if it were the craziest thing he'd ever heard.

"Not all guys think with their dicks like you do. And if he tried, both me and Winry would kick his ass repeatedly." She said in a warning voice.

"What about me? You already beat me up. And you're already in my bed, so why not?" Roy asked, expecting to get hit again.

"Thanks for letting me stay, but no." Ali said, getting off the bed.

"Fine, but do you need me to drive you back to the hotel?"

"No I have my-" she stopped and looked around, then she went into the living room. "Shit! I must've left it at the bar."

"What are you looking for? Maybe I can help." Roy said, while following her.

"My skateboard. It's still at the bar." Ali responded.

"I can take you there if you need me to. You don't exactly know where we are, so it would be difficult to find your way back to the bar." He said.

"Aren't you going to be late for work?"

"I can call in sick if I need to. And plus, I think it would be best if I stayed home to ice my face." He said, chuckling a little at the last part.

"Riza will shoot you. You need to go to work. I'll be fine once I get my skateboard."

"Fine let's go"

Ali found her shoes and put them on while Roy got ready for work.

Roy pulled up outside of his foster mother's bar. They sat there in silence for a few minutes, making sure the bar was open or that Madame Christmas was there at least.

"Thanks again for letting me stay and not doing anything. I knew Ed was just overreacting." Ali said, then she leaned in and kissed him. "See you around. Bye Roy."

"Bye Ali. Maybe next time I see you I won't get hurt." He joked as she got out the car.

She waved goodbye then went inside the bar while he left for work.

"I was wondering what happened to you." Madame Christmas said as Ali walked into the bar.

"Your son, that's what happened to me." Ali said, walking over to the bar.

"What? Oh please tell me he didn't." Chris said, hoping her son had more sense than he seemed to have.

"No, nothing happened. I fell asleep. And he's gunna be bruised for a while."

"I'm not surprised the way you were kickin' his ass last night." She said with a laugh.

"He did deserve it, but I think he might not be as bad of a person as he seems."

"Oh really? So are you two…?" Chris asked with a smirk.

"No way in hell would I ever be that dumb. I was just thinking that he might end up being a friend." Ali said, trying to stop Chris from playing matchmaker.

"You say that now but…" Chris started to say, but was interrupted.

"I have to go before the guys start freaking out because I'm not there." She said, walking to the door and grabbing her skateboard.

"I'll see you tonight, then." Chris said as Ali opened the door.

"Most likely. Bye." Ali waved before rushing out the door.

She quickly skateboarded back to the hotel where she and the Elric brothers were staying. She knew she was going to get yelled for not coming back the night before, but she found it quite hilarious. I can't wait to see the look on his face when I tell him I spent the night with Roy Mustang.