"Hey, Kai! Kai! Kai! Kai! Stop ignoring me Kai! Kai! Kaiiiiiiiiii!"
"What is it Allerton?"
"I have a question for you."
"So ask it then. Sooner you ask, sooner you leave."
"Why don't you call me by my name?"
"I call you by your name all the time, Allerton."
"You never use my first name! Whyyyyy?"
"It's a Titan thing."
"Nuh-uh. You call Jade by her first name. You call Liv and Tristan by their first names. You even call Ace 'Ace' instead of his actual first name."
"They don't have dumb names."
"What?! My name isn't dumb!"
"Sure, Allerton. Whatever you say. Now get lost."
"No. I'm not leaving till you call me by my first name."
"If you follow me around all day, I will drop you off Felwinter Peak. And I will laugh while I do it." "Ok then how about this. Tristan and Jade are in the library researching something. I dunno what it is but whoever can steal more books without being noticed wins. And if I beat you, you gotta use my first name."
"Ok. What if I beat you?"
"We do a private match in Crucible. You can make the teams."
"...Can I control how many people are on each team?"
"Yeah."
"So theoretically, I could put you on a team all by yourself?"
"Yeah."
"Deal. This is gonna be the best Crucible match ever."
ladyefriyeet: Yeah I've been working on them ahead of time so I could get them out