In my 4th year something happened that I didn't think would ever happen. Everyone was told that the Uzumaki where moving into the apartment that we lived in, and we had another room given to us in another apartment. I of course said Fuck that and stayed in my apartment I have had the entire time I have lived there. for some reason the Anbu thought it would be a great idea to put them on my floor at the end of the hall since I lived in the middle of the hallway. I can only guess that they thought it would be easier to keep an eye on who interacted with the girls along with me since I was the only one who didn't move. I guess I am an oddity because of it, but I have yet to get on their radar more than any other academy student, I don't think I have anything to worry about.

The girls where loud but quieted down when it was bed time, I never had an issue with them. It was a week after they moved in that when I was coming out of my room, I met them in the hallway while I was on my way to school. When I saw them, I just waved at them and said "hi there." they just stood there stock still. Because they just stood there and I would be late for class I just waved "bye" and took off to class.

Later that night I received a knock on the door and when I opened it, I saw these cute little 5-year old's looking up at me with big puppy dog eyes, when I opened the door with a "hello".

Kama the read head said "umm well I was wondering after talking to my sister are you the boy who would randomly toss us a toy every know and again while he went on runs?"

"Yes, that would be me."

"We just wanted to say thank you. But why?" was said by Naruko.

"Well you looked a bit lonely and no one wanted to play with you, so I thought maybe a toy would make life better for you and cheer you up for the day."

"It did. Thank you." said Kama. Where these girls going to take turns talking?

"Your welcome. Did you want something to drink or eat?"

And yet again they just stared at me like I had grown a second head. After moving out of the way to give them an opening they just slowly walked in and looked around. My place was very neat for an 11-year-old and I am a little anal retentive when it comes to everything having a place, along with washing my plates right after using them. So, in no way does it resemble what a typical 11-year-old orphans' room would look like.

"You can sit on the couch if you want. I will just go get us some juice."

They slowly sat down on the couch that was facing my balcony. Since there was no TV in this world yet, other than surveillance monitors. I made a view I could enjoy to pass the time while I read or practiced my fuinjutsu. I had turned my balcony into a miniature rock garden with a small water feature and some plants. It was small, maybe 1m x 2m but it was mine and I had put some time into it since I was going to live here for 6 years or longer. I started it because I wanted something to look at because my view suck and at the same time something to do that was not ninja related. I wish I could make solid clones but we have not been taught that until our last year and that will be base on if they feel you have the reserves for an elemental clone.

When I filled some glasses with juice I came and sat down on the couch also since I only had to one looking out and no other chairs, I ended up on one side with the girls at the other with room between us.

"So, what are your names? I'm Shin." Of course, I knew their names but I wasn't going to be rude about it.

"I'm Naruko and this is Kama." After that they just kept on sipping their juice while we just looked out onto my balcony. They where both fidgety and looked like they didn't know what to do.

"So, I take it you girls just moved out to move in here. Why did you leave so early from the orphanage. I only moved out when I was 8."

"We just got tired of people ignoring us, and not playing with us. So we left we are big enough to live by ourselves."

"Do you know how to make dinner? Or are you just doing instant food?"

"We can boil water for ramen and we go to Ichiraku's all the time"

"Well that's not healthy and you won't grow big and strong if you don't eat some other things."

"But we can't make anything else."

"Well how about we go to the grocery store and get some food and I can cook us something to eat since I haven't eaten yet tonight if you want that."

"Yeay!" they both yelled.

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From that situation, the girls ended up coming over more and more till we ended up eating dinner every night, other then when they went out with the Hokage. I never met him but I'm sure I had a 24/7 watch over me not for protection but to make sure I didn't do anything stupid with the girls.

The other thing other than dinners was that the girls wanted me to teach them how to be a ninja. Because of how messed this world was I didn't care if I made it worse. I taught them what I do with my training hell I made them only allowed to walk on the walls or ceiling in the hallway once they got down the tree climbing exercise. Since they had large reserves it would take a long time for them to fall off the wall and into bed and they got bored quickly. I had them doing the leaf excersise at the same time to kill off some of there reserves. When that got out of hand and they got bored I just had them make the ram symbol to burn off the rest.

When I was finally graduating the girls where just entering, the academy the only difference between me and them starting was they where as far along as clan kids or further and both had a decent handle on there chakra control that I made them do every night together so we could talk and distract them from the tediousness of it.

I'm going to assume that the Hokage or an anbu was happy with me because some days there would be a coupon for a free raman bowl for me and one each for the girls and we would go out together on the weekends. Hell, when I mentioned about kunai training the next night 2 sets and 2 holsters were in my room after school. Obviously, I was being bugged to hell and back but I saw no way to get rid of them, and they where just so damn cute I could say no half the time. I just did not want them to have to grow up like the Naruto character and constantly proclaim he was going to be Hokage and constantly get in trouble. These girls never did that but I did try and get them into covert ops through games of ninja where the apartment building was our play area. And I stated we could set traps as long as we cleaned them up after to keep their observation skills up.

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During my last year I ended up being shown the water clone, it based on my elemental affinity test. Apparently, I had a massive water affinity with a minor in earth. I was a little sad that they where both defensive elements unless I got some powerful jutsu but I wouldn't complain. The water clones helped a lot around the apartment by cleaning up stuff we have missed in our ninja games. The girls even learned how to do them by me and had them help out around the place. The more I thought about it I had become there sensei and I bet the only reason I was allowed to do this is because I was only teaching them academy stuff and it only meant they would be on par with the clan kids. Since I was their own age and they had me doing the same things they would follow along and not just blow it off. It was very sneaky of the Hokage.

With all that I was teaching being analyzed and probably debated on I was wondering what my placement would be. I'm sure if they have been watching me this much, they must have an idea on the fact that I was trying to get my control perfect to become a medic. Because I had mentioned that to the twins on occasion when they asked how many princesses, I would save being a ninja. I told them I probably wouldn't and that want to work at the hospital while continuing to train them **hint hint nudge nudge Hokage**. I then told them what the real life of a ninja was like and what D and C rank missions where. They were so sad and angry about the D ranks, but I then told them how it was for team building and making use of jutsu you know in a safe environment like the clone technic to help with the mission in a safe environment. This would also help money circulate in the village and keep the ninjas busy and make them noticeable to the civ's so they weren't as scared of us. They couldn't understand why people would be scared of genin and I told them with what I have taught them they could take on an adult civ. Add in the fact that the more training they get from me and the academy they will be going for quick clean kills right away when attacked, and not to drag out a fight. I told them only idiots told there moves to the enemy and monologed and didn't do everything in their power to end it right away. When they didn't like that answer much I asked if they could live with themselves if the other died because they didn't want to end the fight as quick as possible and it got dragged out. At that point the 2 worked even harder on being sneaky and being assassins or always aiming for the fatal T on the human body. I also told them if they don't want to kill someone, they better make sure that they can live with the fact they could put explosive notes on a civ and genjutsu them to walk up to you and blow themselves up with you and your sister.

I know I was being mean but I was slowly smashing there fairy tail ideas of us being more wizard samurais, and that we were actually assassins that where best not seen so know one can claim we did anything that can come back at us at home.

The last thing I did was that I had SHAPER change their brains like he did mine. I also made it do checks on them all the time and to subtilty fix their bodies with regards to things if the Kyuubi didn't fix. I am so attached to these girls that I want them not to walk down the talk no jutsu road that could get them killed. I want them to be able to kick anyone's ass and not have the Akatsuki just walk all over them. If the original Naruto only had like 3 moves after the training trip and could kick their ass. What would two proper trained ninja with the Kyuubi enhanced reserves do with multiple technics.

Also, I will think its funny if my dad is actually Jiraiya and I'm the one who ends up training his god children instead of him. The Hokage probably thinks the same and will use that to tie me to the village if its needed. Because when I told the girls I didn't know any hair jutsu and they would have to cut their hair so no one could grab it, what looks to be Jiraiya's steel porcupine hair jutsu was left on my table the next day again. God I am being manipulated and they know it but if there not going to cause me issues and actually help me then I am going to use them to.