Thanks for all the favs and reviews. To those who think he should some how get shadows clone and rule the world I'm sorry but that won't be happening. I am taking a more realistic take on this world.
The Hokage would never mistreat a WMD. Sure you can't make the civ population like them but you sure as hell aren't going to make them so unstable that they will attack your own village out of nowhere. Hell, even let your civ try and kill them and you lose the damn thing and have to capture and seal it again. Never understood that.
The Hokage would have 24/7 surveillance on any strategic assets. Hell, Danzo would have the same shit, just to make sure no one got ahold of it or brain wash it. I bet you don't want to fuck with more seals on a jinchuriki in case it explodes or some shit when the power is accessed.
You want them stable and have something to fight for. Anyone can say they fight for the village but you sure as hell are going to fight harder and try and come home to a loved one. Having that be another orphan near there age and is not being told what to do by and adult with an agenda is a nice safe bet especially if they don't want to be on the front lines.
The shadow clone jutsu is a kenjetsu, its not something everyone can learn. 1 you need jounin reserves apparently. 2. It's a kenjetsu so its already a closely guarded secret. Sure, he is getting other scrolls but a hair jutsu and a water clone are not a big deal I would say not and are c rank at most. It's not Majestic Destroyer Flame that can destroy army's. And at the same time since they realise shin isn't stupid it a thankyou and a warning that there watching at the same time. These guys don't run black ops programs by being ignorant of there assets.
As for Shin using SHAPER to change his body to optimal. I have one word for you Orochimaru. After only one time that he was noticed to have a changed body like when he activated his chakra and it was noted down. Not counting any other times, they have medics in to do check ups on there future foot soldiers. He would do everything in his power to grab him so fast. So until he becomes a medic and claims that he changed himself, he wont be doing any of that. Because otherwise they will put him in a "secure place for his safety" and figure out how he does it and if they think it's a blood line, they won't let him leave until his kids are proven. And if they aren't, he will be kept there to optimize their forces and as soon as that happens the other villages will want him and they will grab him or kill him. It just gets worse and worse. People think "yeay. Ultimate bio power" but in reality, is something everyone wants and will do anything to get it. there fucking ninjas what morals do they have?
And enough ranting. At least now you know where my character is coming from and at the same time as soon as there where 2 kids with the chakra, he assumed he can toss out the plot and just work as best as he can. Hell, he doesn't even know if both chakras are sentient, it was the death god for fucks sake who the hell knows what it did. You tell me if 2 5-year-old girls looking at you with puppy eyes asks you for help and you had any heart at all you wouldn't turn them down. Especially if you didn't have friends around to put you down for helping kids. And he's allowed to complain he's a little kid again and will have to go through puberty, lost his family and is in a world where dyeing in the name of your village is a everyday thing, ranting is a very acceptable coping mechanism.
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Well I passed everything and I am now waiting on team placements today. Me and the Uzumaki went out last night to celebrate and they are now in a food coma at home.
I'm wondering who will be in my team for this test, because earlier this year every Uchiha was killed off who was older then 8 by Itachi. I'm guessing they left the kids alive to have an appropriate breeding pool the restart the clan. Hell, they all live together in an orphanage specifically for them and they have a lot of care givers. I'm sure they are mostly there to brain wash them to be loyal and to get strong and proud to show how important they are to the village or some other nonsense. Hell, its not hard to indoctrinate and start over with young kids.
Surprisingly when the teams are listed out, I end up in a team with a Hyuga and a Nara. I am guessing they want us as a capture and retrieval team. The Nara shadow binds him and the Hyuga disables and locks him down while I keep them alive during transport depending on how much force was needed to take them down. Fuck they aren't going to let me fail this test because of those two. And I sure as hell hope I don't have to become a chunin to get into the hospital but its looking more like it. hell, I doubt there are many genin doctors / medics if any hell Sakura if I remember was a chunin. Gahhhhh.
When I found out who was my jounin teacher I wanted to cry a bit because it was none other than the green beast. I thought he had a team before rock lee but I can only think he on this team to push the Nara into actual training unlike what Asuma did and only played shogi.
So here comes Might Guy in his green spandex and I have resolved myself never to wear it. Other jounin have already come to grab their students, while others are still waiting. When he calls me and my team of Aio Hyuga and Emi Nara, we follow him to training ground 4. When we get to the training ground by running together well all sit on a log in front of Guy where he indicates us where to sit. After a bit of chatting and finding out our like and dislikes we were told to grab these giant stones that were behind him and we where to walk all the way to the Hokage monument or we all fail and go back to the academy.
All 3 of us looked at him like he was crazy and he just gave us the nice guy smile and the thumbs up. We interpreted that as get going, so we each grabbed one and started to make our way there. on the way Emi was the first to conc out because she's been too lazy to work out to hard. Me and Aio decided the best bet was to each make a clone and have them carry her and the stone. Since we where both using a lot of chakra to strengthen our bodies, we didn't want to waste it on clones but at the same time we didn't want fail, and we had to get there together as a winning condition. The next one to drop was me when we were ¾ the way there. all I remember is blacking out with guy behind us giving us inspirational quotes and saying how youthful we were.
I came to in the hospital with Aio and Emi in the beds besides me, and I knew this would be a recurring theme. When all of us woke up Guy showed up 30 seconds later and told us that even though we didn't make it we showed such youthful spirit and team work that he accepted us as his students. That day I didn't know if I should be happy or sad.
We were released later that day after we were rehydrated, and some of our chakra came back. Guy told us to be at the same training ground the next day for training and for him to look over what we know and have an evaluation on our skills and techniques so he knows where to work on us.
As i walked back to my place I grabbed some light food for me and the girls to tell them I passed the real test for being a genin. But when I walked into my home, I heard a big crash and looked at the living room and noticed a big whole had been already made and apparently the girls were making it bigger. They later told me that in their infinite wisdom and with the help of clones they decided that since they were always over eating all the time that we should live together so they moved their stuff next door and where making 2 apartments into 1 large one.
Since no Anbu were rushing in to see what was happening I'm sure the girls must have been talking about this loud enough for everyone on the detail to know what was coming except me. they had changed the 1-bedroom apartment next door into a 2 bedroom with no living area and the kitchen reduced to 1 fridge and the rest was storage cabinets for the rest of the food and some instant ramen storage. They told me we only needed 1 kitchen but we could always use more food storage.
At the end of the day what the hell was I going to do, it's not like anything changed other then them entering through the front door they just came in through the living room. God, I think they have the Naruto gene the just makes them do stuff. Add to it I gave them clones and now I have put there attention elsewhere other than acceptance from the village and being Hokage. They have still yet to say anything about that. Hell, I have no idea what their future dream is but I am not going to put that on some 8-year-old. Let them have fun and just get stronger, that's the best I can do for them.
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For the next 2 weeks Guy has been training us into the ground with nonstop physical training, Emi every day says she wants to quit but every morning she shows up. I think her parents are kicking her out the door and threatening her. Either way if this continues there's less chance, she will die from being to week. As for me guy has gotten me a scroll on healing hands. It's a weaker version of mystic palm and is easier to do and he had me use it the first day on animals we caught and injured from the forest. After that it was my job during the day to sooth my team mates' muscles and mix small scratches. But since I could do that Guy had us working with weights and working harder. Hell, he had us to tree climbing exercise with the weights on. The guys a bastard, but a bastard doing his best to get us into some sort of shape to keep us alive.
After the 2 weeks, we started on D ranks and he allowed us to use clones unlike Kakashi did in the show with Naruto. If he used his clones, he could do every D rank in the show. Guy even let us do more if we wanted more for pocket money so we ended up doing 2 a day because with the help of clones and doing other things like standing on the wall while painting helped train us also. So, all in all I can say Guy is a hell of teacher compared to anything else I have seen. He has even helped me with my grappling when I told him that's how I want to fight. He even has been trying to help Aio into not just standing there and using his Taijutsu, and using ambushing technics along with sensing incoming attacks when not using his eyes. Emi, he has been helping by not letting her sleep or rest just constant movement and shoving coffee in her. Its very funny watching it and I'm sure he was told to do this lol.
We were also told by Guy that it will be 4 months before we are allowed to do a C rank because he wants us working like a well-oiled team before we make our first kill. He said this because our first mission will be an extermination mission, or a rouge genin hunt. He says its not youthful but he wants to get it out of the way and be there for our first kill. I am not looking forward to that even though I know it's my job now.
Sadly, none of this is stuff I can show the girls so when I come home from training and after dinner, I still end up playing ninja with them and trying to tire them out. If I didn't have SHAPER, I'm pretty sure my body would fail me in a few years of doing this shit. Hell, half the time I think I see the twins playing ninja and spying on us at the field, I'm sure I saw Guy every now and again glance in a direction with heavy foliage. So, they must be bored during the day before they started the academy.
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As for the Uzumaki twins by the first month of my training with Guy they started the academy. To say they weren't pleased was an understatement. The reason for this is because they have been reading my books from school. So, to try and appease them I told them they now had use class time as spying time also they were not allowed to listen to the teacher to take notes. The only notes they could take were to be from stealing the information from the other students namely clan kids and not be caught, also only during academy hours. I thought this was a great idea because the person who got stolen from would now be trying harder to keep their notes. I think it was allowed also because 1 time I was called in for some reason on behalf of the twins in front of Iruka.
When asked why the twins were stealing other kids work, I told him why. He just looked me dead in the eye and didn't say anything. I was nervous I would be in trouble, but he then told me that the parents said they didn't care and had the same reasoning I had. I was told that he was happy it kept them in class and they didn't act out but to please not think up anything else to keep them entertained unless he asks.
When I left the academy, I was laughing so much. Here I thought I was in shit, and because I was an "adult" because I was a genin I was in charge of the twins. Now as I look at it the Hokage must be laughing also because he doesn't have to deal with this shit and its all hoisted onto my back and he can just be the lovable grandpa figure. Hell, I still have only met him once when the girls dragged him in after they remade the rooms, after their dinner date with him. The amount of power coming off him when he looked at me, made me want to shit myself. I now know were the top is and how far away it is. He just ended up looking at me and said "keep up the great work". And that's it. no loveable grandfather for me I was just his subordinate and he knew I knew he's been watching the entire time, and approved so far but it would get me nothing from him.
Another thing I got them working on during class time so they would not be bored was Fuinjutsu. The way I told it to them was that most Uzumaki's could do it and most masters where Uzumaki. I didn't actually know this but it makes them strive to become masters I think, well at least proficient at it. later that night 7 scrolls showed up in my room. The one on the top had instructions on the 6 other scrolls. 3 were scrolls that when chakra was pushed into the Uzumaki swirl in the corner the paper would remove the ink and blank out the paper to be used again. The other paper had a weird sealing diagram in the center that when holding a brush on it and channeling chakra I impregnates the brush with in. this was in my mind a basic Uzumaki starter set on training calligraphy and not wasting paper like I did. **this idea was stolen from another story I forget what one, but I liked it**
When I later gave them out to the girls I was hugged from both sides after I told them what it was for. Up to the date of my first kill, the only other thing I got was the hiding like a mole jutsu. I ended up showing the girls and my team it. They on the other hand seem to feel obliged to give the rest of the team a jutsu so Emi gave the fireball jutsu and Aio gave the earth wall jutsu. All of them were nothing above a c rank maybe B at most for the fireball but none of them where clan secrets and we would have been able to get them in the library when we reached chunin. We just received them earlier because we were sharing. The skill I want the most right now is the hidden mist jutsu but I was told to work on my water manipulation more before I was given it by Guy. When asked why I wanted it I told him it's the perfect running away jutsu combined with hiding like a mole.