"I'm so fucking hungry…" Max was walking in with Nikki and Neil. The mess hall was already serving food when they walked in. The other campers eating and enjoying their food. The trio walked over to the food area and they grabbed their lunches and sat down.
" Wow….. We have editable food for once, not very good, but editable" Max picked up his spoon and stuck it in his mash sloshed it around and placed it in his mouth.
"Not mine, mine was delish! And it's editable!" Nikki stuffed a mouthful in her mouth. Nikki could eat just about anything if she put her mind to it. There were no limits when it came to Nikki and her food.
"Nikki, You think everything is good, you said tide pods were good! You literally can put anything in your mouth and say its good!" Max looked at Nikki, looked away and started to eat. Max wasn't one to complain though, he was just happy he had food on the table. Camp was one of the only places he could eat, knowing there would be a next time.
"Yeah well, that's not the only thing you thought was good..." Neil mumbled angrily to himself while playing around with his mash potatoes. Max turned to him with a concerned yet surprised look on his face. "No, that's not what I meant" Neil felt his face turn red with embarrassment, "Stop. No. I didn't mean it that way… sheesh nasty."
"Sure Neil, you choose the exact fucking moment to make a comment like that..." Max had a smug smile on his face as he ate his mash potatoes. He turned his attention towards Nikki, who was licking the plate."Nikki, Jesus, slow down, we literally just sat down and you've already inhaled your food… what the fuck?"
"Yeah… these potatoes are GOOOODDDDD" Nikki practically engulfed her food.
"No… these taste shittier than usual." Max placed another spoonful in his mouth.
"Oh shut it, Max. At least I finish my food"
"What?"
"You just 'save it for later'" Nikki imitated Max's voice, which Max found both funny and weird.
"I don't sound like that, and yeah, you never know when you need an emergency meal." Max didn't think she remembered that. During the first few weeks of camp, Max would save his food and hide it in his tent, just in case he got hungry later, or he didn't have anything to eat. It was a habit he picked up at home since it was a miracle if he was fed. When he first arrived at camp, it took him a while for him to break that habit, he never knew Nikki noticed.
"Whatever." Nikki went back to eating her food… or whatever was left of it.
"I mean, it's good considering it was made last minute…" Neil said as he watched Nikki eat off his plate.
"Isn't everything in this fucking hellhole made last minute?" Max watched as Nikki ate food that wasn't even on her plate.
"Yeah." Neil finished up the rest of this food and placed it in the sink, then walked back towards the table.
Max finished his food and began to stand up to go place his food onto the sink, but then he saw Neil walk back and had a better idea. "Hey Neil, you wanna do me a favor?" Max looked at Neil innocently.
"What?"
"Here take my plate to the sink." Max slid the plate over to Neil. He laughed and pulled on Nikki's overall straps. "Come on Nikki, let's go set the forest on fire."
"YES!" Nikki ran with Max towards the door, "Neil! TAKE MY PLATE TOO PLEASE!"
"WHAT? WAIT!" Neil looked at the table and noticed how dirty and nasty it was, so now he was left with the cleaning chores. "COME BACK!"
"LOVE YOU, Neil!" Max and Nikki ran out into the forest.
Neil mumbled under his breath how annoying it is to having to clean up after them and how they always leave him to behind to clean up their mess. He didn't really mind, half the things Nikki and Max did were beyond his tolerance, sometimes he just liked watching them cause chaos. It was funny seeing David try to keep his composure. Plus, they were his friends, and this was all in good fun. Right?
Once Neil finished, he went outside and caught up with Max and Nikki. He couldn't find them until he heard rustling from the tree above. He looked up and he saw Max and Nikki, climbing to the very top of the tree.
In the tree, Max climbed and found a spot he could rest on. He ripped off the stray left and sat on a small branch. He looked down and called over to Nikki, "NIKKI GET THE FUCKING GASOLINE!"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE GASOLINE FROM UP HERE!" Nikki was right behind him. Max turned around and almost fell out of the tree in surprise.
"NIKKI! You fucking FOLLOWED me?" Max looked down and noticed that they were stuck in the tree together… Nikki was supposed to be the one to guide him down, he should have known Nikki would pull something like this.
"Yeah." Nikki stroked a branch and climbed closer to Max
"Why?"
"I don't know, I like trees… if I could adopt this forest… I would." She hugged the tree branch and practically laid down.
"Well that kinda sucks" Max looked at Nikki and smirked, he saw Neil standing under the tree looking up at them
"Why?"
"Because it's about to burn down" Max looked over to Neil, "HEY NEIL! YOU SEE THAT GASOLINE THING? POUR IT ON THE TREE!"
"I'M NOT POURING GASOLINE ON THE TREE MAX!" Neil looked up at Max and Nikki, "YOU GUYS ARE UP AWFULLY HIGH… HOW ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GET DOWN?"
Nikki and Max exchanged looks, Nikki looked down and then looked back up at Max, "Ugh, I guess we can jump!" Nikki pushed herself off but Max quickly caught her by her overall straps.
"NO! You are not jumping off! You'll crack your fucking skull open you, idiot." Max looked down and realized that Neil had a point. "What if we ask someone to throw a rope or something, maybe Neil could-"
"DAVIDDDDDDDDDD WE ARE STUCK IN A TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Nikki shouted so loud, the animals in the tree probably committed suicide.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIKKI! The FUCK was that for?" Max looked down and noticed Neil was gone. "Shit, our only hope of survival fucking bailed… You scared him away Nik… dammit."
"No, I didn't, he's right there." Nikki pointed to Neil coming back with a worried David and an annoyed Gwen.
"Oh shit." It wasn't that Max didn't appreciate their help, he just didn't appreciate it. He would rather commit suicide along with the other animals that heard Nikki scream than get rescued by David.
David and Gwen looked up into the tree and spotted them, "ARE YOU KIDS OKAY?" David stepped closer to the tree.
"FUCK YOU DAVID" Max sounded annoyed, he looked down and saw Gwen smile, "WHY ARE YOU SMILING? DO YOU LIKE SEEING KIDS IN DANGER?"
"No...I LIKE SEEING YOU IN DANGER" Gwen laughed, "Seriously though, how did you guys get up there?"
"WE CLIMBED! HOW ELSE WOULD WE GET UP HERE! USE YOUR BRAIN"
"NO SHIT YA LITTLE SHIT! BUT WHY?" Gwen sighed and rolled her eyes. She looked over to David, "We could catch them… how much you think two 10-year-olds weigh?"
"Uh, It doesn't matter, as long as they get down safely right?" David glanced nervously at Gwen and then focused his attention back on the two kids in the tree, "Okay, " He took a breath, "ON THE COUNT OF THREE, JUMP!"
Max grabbed on to Nikki's overall straps and looked down, "okay Nikki, so on the count of three-"
"THREE!" Nikki jumped off without any warning, dragging Max with her.
"NO NIKKI! YOU IDIOT" Three seconds later Max was in someone's arms, David's arms to be exact, and so was Nikki
"What were you guys doing up there?"
Nikki smiled and pointed towards the potential dangers of their plans, "Well, we totally weren't gonna set the forest on fire with that gasoline bottle over there and that lighter over there next to it."
"Nikki, SHUT UP"
"Oh." Nikki jumped out Davids' arms and ran towards the tree, she gave it a hug and went back to the tent area where all the other campers were.
"Uh, So, are they in trouble?" Neil was sitting next to Gwen, who was picking up the gas and lighters.
"No Neil, They aren't in trouble, but we have to talk to them just cuz by law… we need to 'keep your kids safe'" Gwen threw the gas and lighters into the storage. She walked back towards David and smiled. "So Max… planning of getting out of Davids' arms?"
"Huh?" Max jump out and fell, got up and turned towards Gwen, "Fuck you bitch"
"Love you too little shit" Gwen and David walked back into the cabin, leaving Max with Neil.
A/N: AND WE ARE BACK! Yeah, this chapter got finished way faster than we expected but I'm glad you guys are still here. I'm proud of myself. Also, yeah these chapter titles suck but don't worry I'll fix them soon. Thank you all for sticking around and have fun reading ya little shits! 3 See you all next time!