Chapter 10
Blaine smiled as he walked across his room to his king sized bed and laid down. He turned to his side and for a fleeting moment he could imagine Kurt sleeping beside him snoring lightly. The way the moonlight would hit the pale alabaster skin captivated Blaine. He could not wait to lay beside Kurt. For Kurt to whisper 'I love you' as his eyes grew heavy.
God, Kurt was his everything. He would destroy this world and the next if it tried to seperate him and Kurt ever again. He stared up at the roof and drifted into sleep on his boxers, his thoughts solely on Kurt.
Blaine felt something touch him, nudging him slightly. Fucking hell, who the fuck was bugging him?
"...aine..."
Kurt? Blaine awoke to the face of perfection looking down at him with red cheeks and disgust.
"Kurt? Shit. Kurt?" Blaine blinked tiredly as he stared up into blue green eyes. "Fuck, am I still dreaming?"
"No you are-" Kurt took a deep breath before glaring at the tent in Blaine's pants. "Fully awake" Kurt frowned at the bold erection in Blaine's boxers.
"Blaine this may not sound like an emergency but I ran out of conditioner yesterday" Kurt began.
"Jesus Kurt, what time is it?" Blaine whined. Blaine's eyes moved to Kurt's hair that seemed to be defying gravity. "Oh my God!" Kurt's eyes narrowed in anger, realizing his mistake he began "How can you always look so beautiful?"
"Nice try, I know its fucking bad okay? My hair becomes like this and I need you to get me my special conditioner from the shop now." Kurt snapped.
"What time is it?" Blaine asked holding back a growl.
"two am" Kurt replied.
"Jesus Fuck, can't I get it in the morning?" Blaine asked. "Nobody will see it now" Blaine took a deep breath.
"Blaine I need it now!" Kurt snapped.
"Right, right." Blaine sighed. Blaine frowned he forgot how annoying it had been, the late night errands, food craves and tantrums. "Why can't this wait till morning?"
"Because I need it now!" Kurt snapped.
"Okay, okay. I am going" Blaine rolled his eyes.
"If you can get those hormone regulators as well, that will be great." Kurt flushed.
"So that's it, its your crazy time of the month where your hormones are everywhere?" Blaine said. "You could have just said that"
"You are such an asshole!" Kurt snapped before throwing his slipper at Blaine's head and leaving.
"Fucking hell Kurt! you almost hit my dick your aim is bad when you get embarrassed." Blaine regretted ed it immediately. He was riling Kurt up when he should have been super nice and kind. Kurt could have opened the gates to the promise land if he had been nicer. "I'm an idiot."
He heard a voice in the distance agree.
Great.
XcXcXcXcXcXc
Blaine frowned as he stood infront of hormone regulators. What fucking type was he to get anyway? "Hey" Blaine turned to look at a small woman wearing the store uniform. Her tag read Manga. Jesus who named their kid Manga?
"HI Manga? I need this for my wife and I don't know what to get" Blaine said. The woman rose a brow.
"Oh darling, you can get sanitary napkins and tampons on the other end." She said. Blaine took his phone to call Kurt.
"Hi" Blaine began.
"Blaine the task is not so hard" Kurt responded.
"Should I get you tampons or sanitary napkins?" Blaine asked.
"I am not a fucking woman Blaine. I am not fucking bleeding you fucking asshole. Get me hormone regulators."
"What brand?" Blaine asked, he heard something smash on the wall. Fuck, Blaine hoped it was not his expensive vases. "Kurt I know you are pissed-"
"Get me Antigek" Kurt replied. Another loud crash. Blaine was getting Kurt a Box of chocolates.
"Do you like hand-made chocolate?" Blaine asked.
"Yes!" Kurt sounded happy.
"Okay great" Blaine got the regulator and a bottle of random conditioner. There was no need to call Kurt about conditioner brands. All confitioners were the same right?
Blaine got to the chocolate section where a man had just taken the last box of hand-made chocolate.
"Hello, that's my box" Blaine said calmly.
"Actually, I picked it up first. It is mine." The man replied. Blaine chuckled.
"I just told a very upset wife I'm bringing him a box of chocolate" Blaine said.
"Well, tough tities." The man shrugged his shoulders and walked away.
Blaine watched me man pay then walk out before lifting the watch to his mouth to give instructions. Within seconds he heard s bullet go off.
That was his fucking box!
His!
God only fucking knew what Kurt would do if he returned without it and he did not want to find out.
XcXcXcXcXcXcXc
Blaine flinched when he saw two if his vases shattered. He really should not have rilled Kurt up. He knocked on the door.
Kurt opened up slightly. Kurt had a frown on his face. "Thanks Blaine, sorry I'm acting all crazy,"
"Its fine to act crazy, sometimes" Blaine smiled.
"Come in"
"I rather no-"
"Blaine get in here"
"Right" Blaine smiled nervously as he walked into Kurt's room and handed him the bag with the stuff he wanted. He had hoped he could leave and head back to the safety of his own room. Possibly go on a week long business meeting somewhere real close like China.
Blaine watched Kurt light up at the box of chocolates.
"Thank you" Kurt smiled brightly. It made blaine want to murder more people for chocolate. "Blaine, sweety what's this?"
"You asked for conditioner" The bottle went flying for Blaine's face. He dodged it with ease.
"This is not what I asked for!" Kurt snapped.
"In my defense, does the brand really matter that much?" Blaine asked. The words did nothing but aggregate Kurt even worse. "I didn't even know the brand made a difference"
"Really? Are you even fucking gay!" Kurt snapped.
"Kurt baby, I know I fuck up alot-" Blaine began. Kurt seemed to physically calm down a bit. "I'm sorry what's the name of the conditioner?" Kurt rolled his eyes and went to sit on his bed. Blaine looked longingly at the door. He would order a box of both brands to ensure Kurt would never get so mad at him again.
"What are you waiting for? An invitation? Come and sit beside me" Kurt snapped. Blaine sighed and gave a look to the door once more.
"Shouldn't you start on it now?" Blaine said as he walked to Kurt. He pointed to the bag that still had the pill.
"No, I want to eat these chocolates first." Kurt replied. Blaine rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly.
"Kurt, I kind of want to go to sleep." Blaine said softly.
"You do not want to spend time with me." Kurt frowned.
"No!" Blaine said nervously as he corrected Kurt. "I do" He moved and sat beside Kurt.
"I know I'm a bit difficult like this but thanks for staying beside me" Kurt said in a whisper almost too low for Blaine to hear. He leaned his head on Blaine's shoulder as he ate his chocolates.
"Want to know something?" Blaine asked.
"Yeah, sure."
"You are the only person I have ever loved and I will ever love" Blaine stared at the bathroom door that was at a distance from him on the bed.
"This is my favorite" Kurt said as he took a bite of the bite sized piece and shoved the remaining in Blaine's mouth.
"That's really tasty" Blaine admitted with a smile. Kurt's cheeks turned pink as he looked away. Blaine did not really like chocolates, he found them too sweet but to be honest he'd eat almost anything drowned in Kurt's spit.
XcXcXcXcXcXcXc
Blaine was finally back to his room. Kurt had fallen asleep on him in the silence that sat beside them.
Blaine laid back on his bed staring at the ceiling. If he wanted Kurt he needed to ensure he had an empire that worked well. Not just what he was doing now. He had to give Kurt the world. The German territory was the first course of action.
Blaine stood up and put on some clothes before heading to the room Burt Hummel sat.
"HI Burt" Blaine said happily. Burt seemed to be asleep so Blaine kicked the chair. Causing the chair to fall.
"Fuck!" Burt snapped.
"I need Kurt to make Kurt happy, it's not exactly an easy job." Blaine said.
"Oh, I know how! Let's start with you letting me go and letting Kurt fucking marry someone without a target on their fucking back!" Burt snapped.
"Okay, I guess I should untie you then" Blaine said in amusement.
"Fuck you" Burt snapped.
"Let's try this again." Blaine glared at Burt. He delivered a kick to Burt's stomach. Burt let out a yelp before groaning in pain. "How do I make your fucking son happy?"
"Why should I help you?" Burt chuckled through the pain.
"Your son is upset, as a parent you should care." Blaine reasoned.
"I'm not helping you fuck my son." Burt snapped. "Really? You ask me? What am I supposed to say?"
"Well it's too late for that now, you already helped me fuck him. I believe you even smelt my finger." Blaine mocked. It was like lighting a match and throwing it on gasoline. Burt became enraged and began to thrash around.
"Kurt was pure!" Burt snapped.
"Not anymore, he is all grown up." Blaine mocked.
"What is it you want? Leave Kurt alone and we can make a fucking deal" Burt snapped in desperation.
"I want Kurt and now I want the German territory. More like Kurt wants it. I'm the bastard that will give it to him." Blaine smirked.
"Blaine you know how this will end if you continue this, Kurt will die and you will die. Let Kurt go and I can protect him."Burt said calmly not raising to the bait but trying to reason.
" I see you are still not ready to reason." Blaine left quickly.
'I do not give happy endings' the devil had told him once. Blaine paid for many years. He had paid for his sins, he would have a happy ending no matter what.
XcXcXcXcXcXcXc
Kurt awoke alone on the bed. He sighed as he stretched.
"Morning beautiful" Kurt sat up to see Jeff on the chair.
"It's weird when you say it" Kurt said which made Jeff giggle.
"I know. Now get dressed, we are going out." Jeff replied as he listed Blaine's black card. Kurt rose a brow.
"What is Blaine doing?" Kurt asked.
"He said to tell you he is having business meetings all day" Jeff replied.
"What is he really doing?" Kurt asked.
"Gaming and wearing your underwear on his head." Jeff shrugged.
"I'm sorry I asked." Kurt frowned. "Still I want him to go with us shopping"
"Blaine shopping?" Jeff almost fell over laughing.
"Over his dead body, Blaine orders everything online and his wardrobe is only changed yearly by Nick" Jeff looked up to see Kurt's face red in anger.
"More of a reason for him to come with us. I'm going to get him a new wardrobe." Kurt snapped.
"Can't be done." Jeff said in amusement.
"Wanna bet?" Kurt asked.
"As long as you don't use sex and stripping as leverage. I am willing to bet a thousand bucks." Jeff said smugly. Kurt looked drawn back. "Do I win already?" Jeff teased.
"No way. I will get Blaine on board with our sex and my body" Kurt smirked. He still had emotional blackmail.
"Okay".
XcXcXcXcXcXcXc
Blaine was having a good day. He could avoid Kurt all day long just incase the pills did not kick in yet. Kurt would be happy and all was right in the world. He shut his door and took out a box he kept under his bed. Slowly opening it he chose one of the bright colored panties in the box and lifted it to his face to sniff.
Everyone had their quirk and his was panties. Sue him.
"Blaine" the door swung open. Blaine hurried to hide the evidence but Kurt stood there with his face in the look he used to give Blaine when they were still at Dalton.
"It's not what it looks like" Blaine replied without thinking. Blaine could sense Kurt's anger disappearing as soon as it came.
"You are so weird" Kurt groaned. "Anyway"
"No Kurt. No." Blaine shook his head. He knew that 'anyway' anywhere.
"You do not even know what I want to ask" Kurt frowned.
"Okay, ask then so I can say no." Blaine nodded his head and put away his box of treasures.
"Sweetheart-" Kurt began. Oh God, he definitely will hate this request. "I was thinking-" it was definitely going to suck. "You love me right?" Ah, the do you love me card.
"Yes, I love you but-" Blaine was cut off.
"Come shopping with me" Kurt asked.
"No." Blaine frowned. "I do not ask you to be my player two when I play video games."
"Oh, is there a reason I cannot play video games?" Kurt asked sweetly. Blaine knew it was a trap, he could smell it a mile away.
"Kurt I do not do shopping. You can buy me what you want or buy what you want but shopping is torture. I won't go with you ever"
"I'm not offering sex Blaine. I know if I did you would." Kurt said dryly.
Jesus, he would if Kurt was offering sex. "I'm not that cheap Kurt, you cannot use sex to log me into your schemes."
"You are a shit Liar, fine I won't offer sex then." Kurt glared turning and turning to leave.
"Wait, I will go if you are offering sex or at least let me put my tongue or finger in there" Blaine said moving to chase Kurt.
"I want you to go with me Blaine and there is no reward. Do it simply because I am asking you" Kurt said as he paused. Blaine really wanted to say fucking no. "Or do I always have to offer you my body to spend time with me, am I that unlikeable?" Blaine knew he could not say no at this point.
"Fine but just an hour" Blaine growled.
"An hour is barely enough time for one stop" Kurt remarked.
"oh God. How long will this take?" Blaine asked.
"Eight hours." Kurt said.
"It's not fair Kurt. It's not fair. What am I being punished for? I did not even do anything. If it's the panties, I took them a long time ago. You cannot punish me for a past crime." Blaine snapped.
"Blaine I have told you what I expect from you." Kurt snapped.
"Right." Blaine frowned. "Let's get this over with"
XcXcXcXcXcXcXc
Sorry for the delay in updates.