Transitions

Author's Note: I would like to thank Kuro Mitsu for being my first offical reviewer! I'm so glad you enjoyed the prologue, you're right though it is quite short. I'll remember it for my next story...whenever that comes out. Anyways without further ado, enjoy!

Summary: When Naruto's sister and Sasuke's brother hook up, things become tense. Naruto deals with his obvious attraction for the younger Uchiha, while Sasuke deals with his wavering sexuality. Throw in a heartbroken she-beast ex-girlfriend and you have your very own high school sitcom.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything pertaining to the Manga Naruto. Those rights belong solely to Masashi Kishimoto.

Warnings: Sakura bashing, minor language, and talk of BoyXBoy affection.

'This is thinking.'

"This is talking."

August 23rd

Naruto POV

Flashback of about….11 hours.

I groaned as I woke up from one of the most restless sleeps I can remember ever having. My dreams were plagued by ramen eating beasts and pink-haired she-devils going down on raven sex-fiends. Yes my imagination is a tad overactive but still! That does not deter me from the horror that was my night in my own frightful subconscious.

I passed my sister on the way to the bathroom, we did our usual banter of "I hate you" and "Go crawl back into your man-eating whole." We really do love each other…we just choose the moments for said 'love' to appear. My parents on the other hand are so affectionate it hurts rainbows. Me and Kyubbi try to dodge their suffocating love but alas, we can't outrun their hugs and kisses forever. So we reluctantly say I love you to the parentals and book it out the door as if cancer were trying to catch us instead.

I arrive at school around 7:45, the walk was quite lovely. Only one person (homophobe) told me to go die. Upon my arrival I see the she-devil, for unknown reasons she hates my guts. Perhaps she can sense my killer intent towards her non-existent soul? Oh well, it's not my concern. What I'm concerned with is how to stop from drooling. Sasuke is looking exceptionally delectable today. Wearing low slung, ass hugging jeans and a tightly fit quarter sleeve white button up. He looks practically sinful as he walks past me to his desk at the back.

'Must fight urge to drool….hell must fight urge to jack off.'

Gaara sits next to me and our classes begin. The morning passes by without too much hassle, although I did feel someone's eyes on me, and then lunch comes. Usually my friends and I go to eat outside, but today we felt it would be nice to eat inside for a change. We snag a table in the corner and proceed to play our lunchtime shenanigans. From across the room I feel those same eyes burning wholes into my back, as I peek over my shoulder I see Sasuke staring intently. Well it's either that or he's glaring at me and Gaara for our 'PDA.' I like sitting in Gaara's lap, he's just so comfy and it's always a nice place to nap. However it does…bother some people how open me and my friends are about our sexuality. Like Shino and Kiba, who have been together since they were 6. I swear they're permanently attached at the mouth….or dick to ass ratio might be a better description (they fuck like rabbits, it's all I hear when I go to see either one of them at home "Shino harder!" or Shino just mindlessly groaning Kiba's name….it's disturbing.) And even though most of us are hated for being gay, it's who we are and I refuse to be anything less, so I digress.

The afternoon passed by so quickly that I didn't even hear Kakashi-sensai tell me that Sasuke and I would be partners in our social justice final. When Hinata told me I think my heart stopped. Two whole weeks of Sasuke and Naruto time…just like the old days. Except he willingly talked to me back then. Anyways, as I entered my house, I thought that my day had been surprisingly uneventful. Usually someone has at least spray-painted fag on to my locker but alas, I am left untouched by their homophobia today. I walk to my room not thinking that anyone would home…oh how wrong I am.

Back to the present

"Naruto!"

"Coming mom!"

I walk downstairs to the den and not only see my parents and Sasuke's parents, but my sister…on Itachi Uchiha's lap.

"…uh you hollered ma?" I was so confused at this point I thought hysterical laughter might be called for.

"Eloquent as ever dobe."

I glared at the smug bastard, not even dignifying him with a response for fear of what might come out.

'God even when he pisses me off I wanna jump him. Oh that'd go over well, one insult and I rape him not only in front my parents but his as well. Good job Naruto way to not think prison evoking thoughts.'

"…Yes, I did holler. I'm sure you remember the Uchiha's?"

I gave a noncommittal grunt seeing as how it was less of a question and more of a statement. And people wonder why I like men more than women? Women have a separate language from English. Although that doesn't seem to explain my attraction to Sasuke…he's more confusing than a woman who constantly pms's.

'*cough* Kyubbi *cough* '

"Yes, well, they're joining us for dinner tonight to celebrate Kyubbi and Itachi becoming an official couple."

My mother smiles too much. For someone who's so quiet, she sure is expressive.

'Wait, back that up…dating?'

"…I'm sorry can you repeat that last part? I could have sworn you said Kyubbi actually managed to become part of a couple rather than consume the other half of it."

I swear I've never seen my father try to contain so much laughter…whereas mother and Kyu were…less than impressed and looked like they were imitating over ripe tomatoes. Even Sasuke and Itachi looked humored.

"Naruto, honey, please remember some semblance of manner's in the presence of company. Or I'll send you back to stay with Jiraiya-ji and Tsunada-baba."

And cue overly pale and terrified Naruto.

"Yes, mother." I mumbled my response fearing she would follow through. And if you knew my grandparents, you'd be afraid too.

Dinner went off without a hitch, much to my disappointment. The Uchiha's were exactly how I remembered them…emotionless bastards. Even Mikoto couldn't crack a smile. They looked so out of place in our cheerful home. When desert came however is when things got…awkward.

"So Naru?"

"Yeah nee-chan?"

"Have you gotten that guy you wanted at school yet?"

The look on her face was pure, malicious evil. And the look on Sasuke's was horrifying disgust. I swear I could feel my heart breaking into millions of little pieces. The only thing I'm happy for was that all parental units were busy getting desert.

"So kidlets, we have all agreed that on your month long break, our two families will be vacationing together in Maui!"

'Great, how am I supposed to deal with duck-butt over there when he thinks I'm a disgusting fag. As well as keep my very creative and somewhat disturbing wet dreams of him a secret if I'm going to be spending the next month a half with him. Someone up there must really hate me…either that or I was a puppy murdering psycho in another life.'

Author's note part II: Okay so I actually hate the term "fag." But for the homophobes in this story, the term shall be used. Should anyone take a personal offence to this I apologize profusely. And guarantee that I do not see gay people in such a light. We are all human and therefore deserve respect and love. I hope you understand my reasoning for the use of such a word.