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Back inside the Castle of Lions at the Bridge of the ship, Hunk and Pidge checked on Lance who got knocked out by Keith who is trapped in Princess Allura's body after he groped Allura's body by the buns.
"Wow, Keith really knocked him out real good. No wonder he's a hothead." Hunk said.
"Yeah, well, it's Lance's own fault that he groped Allura's body in the first place." Pidge said, folding her arms. "Now we gotta figure out how to wake him up."
"What if I try farting in his face?" Hunk wondered as he attempted to take his pants off but Pidge halted him.
"No way! That would be gross!"
"Oh, you're right. Heh, heh. My bad." Hunk apologized as he puts his pants back on.
Lance rose up all of a sudden and screamed "No, not in the face!"
"Whoa! I guess he woke himself." Hunk shrugged his shoulders.
"Would someone please tell me what the hell just happened to me?" Lance demanded.
"You got knocked out by a single punch to the face." Hunk answered.
"How long was I out?" Lance asked. "And please don't tell me I was out for more than one hour."
"You've been knocked out for 45 minutes." Pidge also answered.
"What?!" Lance yelled before he face turned red and growled "Oh, Keith is a deadman when I see him! Look what he did to my eye!" as he pointed his finger at the black eye on the left side of his face.
"Hey, it's your own fa..." Pidge was cut off by Lance who was speaking in gibberish.
"Don't stick up for him Pidge! He hit me on purpose, so I get to hit him back!"
"Don't be such a moron Lance. You touched Allura's body inappropriately on purpose, especially when Keith's brain is inside it." Hunk said, pointing his fingers on his head.
Keith in Allura's body appeared back in Allura's regular space suit, folding his arms and said "Hunk and Pidge are right, Lance. You shouldn't done that, pissing me off in the first place."
"I know that but a punch in the face was not necessary!" Lance spat and then made a remark that made Hunk and Pidge whitten their eyes in horror. "Maybe Shiro made a mistake by making you his successor."
Keith snapped, ran to Lance, grabbed him by his shirt, slammed him against the wall and got his face and roared "You don't get to say those remarks about Shiro, Lance! I didn't chose to be the leader of Voltron, the Black Lion chose me! And if you ever say that again, I'll kill you!"
Lance screamed before he replied repetitively by ranting "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" while Keith was trying to strangle him.
Hunk and Pidge tried to restrain their hotheaded leader to prevent him from killing Lance.
"Keith, chill out! Lance can be such a egomaniac and a bit of a narcissist sometimes but he's part of the team!" Hunk reasoned with Keith.
"Hunk is right, Keith! If you kill him, we can't form Voltron! Shiro wanted us to keep the fight against the Galra Empire going in his absence! That's what he would've wanted us to do." Pidge added.
After realizing that they're right, Keith released Lance from his grip and sat down to calm himself. Lance, Hunk and Pidge sat by him.
"I'm sorry guys. You too Lance." Keith apologized to his teammates. "I guess we let our emotions get to better of us. Again."
Lance rubbed the back of his head and and replied "Yeah, we really did. Not to mention that I was wrong for touching and squeezing Allura's tight looking rear end. I was blinded by the fact that her body really turned me on, forgetting that she's a real woman with a royal background and more than just another hot babe."
"It's true that things went downhill for us when we lost Shiro after we beat Zarkon for only God knows how long he'll be out of commission but we've managed to overcome obstacles to reform Voltron with you, Lance and Allura becoming new Paladins for the Black, Red and Blue Lions." Hunk said, reminding Keith about what they've been through after their battle with Zarkon.
"Keith, when you told me that I'm not the only one who has a family, you were right. I joined the Galaxy Garrison Academy disguised as a boy to use their technological resources to find my dad and brother. So far I found out that my brother Matt is still alive and I have yet see if my father is still alive. So what I'm saying is that not only did we became more than just the Paladins of Voltron and the heroes that the universe so desperately needed after being tyrannically ruled under the 10,000 year reign of terror by Zarkon and the Galra Empire, in an unlikely way...we became a family." Pidge said, putting her hand on Keith's shoulder.
"Yeah but not in blood but in bond." Hunk added and then he rubbed the back of his head. "I guess."
Keith sighed "You're right guys. We still got a job to do. While we do our best of defending the universe, rescuing the planets and the people, freeing them from the Galra Empire, We'll also have to find Shiro and Pidge's family if they're still out there somewhere. But remember, our goal is to take down Lotor. That guy is as much of a threat as his father Zarkon and we need to stop him no matter what it takes."
All three Paladins nodded in agreement with Lance speaking on behalf of Hunk and Pidge "We're with ya buddy."
"All right." Keith responded with a smile as he and Keith did the fist bump before Hunk asked.
"Wait. Where's Princess Allura?"
"She's in her room taking a nap after we found out that the Black Lion and the Blue Lion switched bodies too." Keith answered by informing his fellow Paladins that Keith and Allura's Lions have been bodyswapped too.
"WHAT?!" All three Paladins shockingly yelled in unison.
"How is that possible?! And more importantly, why in the quiznak didn't you tell us earlier in the first place?!" Lance demanded.
"Because you and Keith were too busy fighting each other!" Pidge yelled.
"I know that but..." Lance got cut off by Keith in Allura's body.
"Pidge is right Lance. I'd never thought I'd say this but this whole rivalry between the two of us over who's the best damn pilot is getting us nowhere. I mean sure we clashed a dozen times, fight a lot and being impulsive trying to outdo one another but in the end, we put all the bullshit between us aside and focused on forming Voltron, destroying the Ro-Beast, taking on the armies of the Galra Empire and finally defeated Zarkon."
"Yeah, maybe you're right. Hey listen there Keith. The reason why I'm the way I am being brash, cocky and a bit of an arrogant narcissist because I was so insecure if I was good enough to be a pilot and contribute to the Voltron team. I clashed with you a lot because...because..." Lance paused, feeling choked up.
"It's okay, Lance. You can tell us." Pidge reassured him.
Lance took a deep breath and confessed "The reason why I clashed with you a lot Keith is because...I'm jealous of you."
"Why are you jealous of me?" Keith asked with his eyebrows furrowed.
"Because everything I do, you outdo me. I'm really good at flying a ship or a Lion but you're better at it. I could've been a leader and a Paladin for the Black Lion but you're more suited for that more than me. Even though I embrace you as the successor for Shiro, I was even more jealous and envious of you on the inside but all of that disappeared when I became the new Paladin for the Red Lion and Princess Allura became the new Paladin for the Blue Lion." Lance confessed.
"That's really, really, really reasonable to me." Hunk said.
"I see now. I get where you're coming from Lance." Keith admitted.
"Really?" Lance raised his eyebrow in curiosity.
"Yeah, really." Keith answered. "During my days in the Galaxy Garrison, Shiro took me under his wing and became my mentor. We've gotten close and he's been such a big brother figure to me. When I found that he went missing, I was so devastated, I went nuts and gotten myself expelled from the academy when I kicked Commander Iverson's ass."
"Wow, man. No wonder our superior's a hardass." Hunk stated. "He's got the constitution of a Drill Sergeant. He put us through rigorous boot camp like training, I've been constantly losing my breath and my gut has been constantly hurting."
"Yeah, even my entire body is soring!" Lance added, whining a little bit.
"No kidding!" Pidge agreed. "It was actually hell!"
"Yeah, it was." Keith chuckled and then he was approached by Allura's mice who was squeaking to him.
"ALLURA DID WHAT?!" Keith yelled.
"Keith, what's wrong?" Pidge asked.
"Allura did something strange with my body!" Keith answered as he stood up and rushed to Allura's room. "C'mon!"
Lance, Hunk and Pidge followed Keith as they all ran out from the bridge of the castle.
Outside of the bedroom of Princess Allura, four Paladins stood in front of the door where Keith started knocking.
"Allura, the mice told me what happened. Are you alright?" Keith spoke.
"I'm fine, Keith! It's nothing! That's all!" Allura replied, smiling innocently but Keith would have none of it.
"Nice try but I'm coming in right now!"
"No, Keith! Not yet! You can't just bar..." Allura begged but Keith cut her off.
"You got 5 seconds to let me in and explain to me what you did in my body!"
"No, Keith! Stop!" Allura begged.
"5!" Keith started to count from 5.
"That didn't take long for these two to react." Lance said.
"Yeah, no kidding." Hunk added.
"4!"
Coran appeared and greeted "Hey there, Paladins. Eh, what seems to be the problem?"
"3!"
"The mice told Keith that Allura did something with Keith's body." Pidge answered.
"Oh, I see." Coran said.
"2!"
"He's about to go 2 and a half." Hunk commented to Lance.
"Doubt that." Lance replied.
"1! Now come on out!" Keith demanded and then the door opened with Allura in Keith's body appearing with her pants half way up and her new body's manhood sticking out.
"Keith, I'm out, I'm out!" Allura ranted but everybody screamed when they saw the genitalia from Keith's body.
"My eyes are burning!" Lance cried, covering his eyes.
"Oh my god, my nose is bleeding!" Pidge added, seeing blood coming out of her nose.
"I think I'm gonna be sick again!" Hunk was feeling nauseous and then he started vomiting on the floor.
"Allura, put that away now!" Keith ordered Allura to cover his body's manhood and put her pants back up. "You're embarrassing me in my own body!"
"Oh, my apologies Keith! It's just standing up straight and will not come down!"
"Just come with me to the bathroom Allura!" Keith grunted, grabbed Allura by the arm, dragged her back inside her room and headed straight to her bathroom with Coran, Lance, Hunk, Pidge and the mice following them.
"Ow! Keith, you are hurting me!"
"Sorry Princess but this is ser..." Keith paused when he and Allura went into her bathroom and saw pee stains that looked like cum all over.
"Allura, what did you do?" Keith demanded with a frown on his feminine face as Allura put the stiff manhood back inside her underwear, pulled her pant up and zipped.
"I-I-I lost control of your you know what and made a mess." An embarrassed Allura answered with her cheeks turning red and tapping her fingers together while Lance, Hunk and Pidge who felt disgusted freaked out and took a step back.
"A huge mess no doubt! Would someone...please...clean it up?" Coran insisted, pointing his finger at the pee stains.
"Coran, do not stand on it. You'll slip and fall." Allura warned after seeing Coran stepping on the pee stain on the floor.
"Nonsense Allura. It's not that slippery." Coran assured and then he slipped and fell on his head until his face hits the pee stained floor.
All five Paladins quickly stood back in disgust any further while Hunk threw up some more when Coran lifted his head with pee covering his face who said "Yes, I know. It's disgusting.
"My bathroom floor! It's completely ruined!" Allura complained with distraught.
"Yeah, by you and Hunk!" Keith retorted sarcastically.
"Oops! Sorry!" Hunk apologized with his cheeks turning red in embarrassment. "It's just that one disgusting thing after another..."
"Hunk, just stop it, okay? I don't wanna hear it." Lance halted.
"Seriously, Lance! Why do you have a be such a butthole when I was trying to say things from my point of view?" Hunk argued.
"Because you're an out of shape moron who has a thing or two for food!" Lance argued back.
Hunk defended himself. "Hey, I can't help myself if I have a thing or two for food! You're the one who has a mouth and an ego the size of Allura's..."
"Hunk!" Allura cuts Hunk off and sternly told him "Do not say that again!"
"Sorry. I was way out of line." Hunk apologized once again with his head down.
"You know what? Never mind that. Let's just clean up the mess while Coran cleans himself up." Keith suggested that everybody should do some clean up in Allura's bathroom.
"Good idea." Pidge agreed.
"Yeah, I agree." Hunk added.
"All right, all right. I'll help." Lance said.
Allura helped a messy looking Coran back on his feet and said "Come, Coran. Let's get you cleaned up."
"Thank you, Princess." Coran obliged. "It's nice of you to help a fella out when he fell on an Part Galran piss."
"Language, Coran." Allura scolded Coran for his inappropriate vocabulary. "My father had to discipline me for that a long time ago."
"Oh, my apologies Allura. I'm must be getting old at my age." Coran chuckled.
Allura shuttered in annoyance "Let's go, Coran."
A few minutes after Keith in Allura's body and Pidge mopped the pee stains off floor and Lance and Hunk used absorbance to remove Hunk's puke, the four Paladins stared at Allura's bathroom as it looked shiny and sparkly clean.
"Now that's better. I hope Allura will be happy that her bathroom is as good as new." Keith said.
"Now that we took care of that, what's next leaderman?" Lance asked.
"What we should've been doing, training." Keith answered. "I need to adjust and adapt to being in Allura's body so I can lead us into forming Voltron, destroying that damn ro-beast and the quintessence powered diamond so Allura and I will switch back to our own bodies make sure that it never happens again."
"Yeah, well, might happen again eventually." Hunk said, and then his stomach started growling. "First, I gotta get something to eat. I'm starving myself to death!"
"Hunk! I told you..."
"Lance, not now." Keith cuts Lance off and then he said "You guys go on. I'll be right behind you."
Lance, Hunk and Pidge looked at each other and then turned their attention to their leader and then Pidge said "Um, sure. Just don't do what I wouldn't do with Allura's body." before she left Allura's bedroom with Hunk following her.
"Yeah, we'll give you all the time you need alone." Hunk added. "Probably until Allura comes back."
"But remember Keith, I'm watching you." Lance warned him as he does the "I'm watching you" gesture, which angered Keith.
"Lance, get out!" Keith growled as he kicked Lance in the rear end real hard, he fell on it, got up, started running and screaming.
"Oh, well, guess I might as well change into my uniform." Keith went to bedside, took off Allura's space suit and being stripped down to a black bra and a black thong.
He was about to grab his red Paladin armor but he stopped and saw himself in Allura's body in the mirror.
"Whoa." Keith was breathtaken by seeing the reflection of his new body. "I had no idea that Allura was this...sexy."
Everything Allura's body has was perfect. From a pair of round breasts, a tuck tummy, beautiful toned legs (Mainly her thighs), toned but feminine biceps and a very round butt.
"No wonder Lance was trying to come after, thinking that he's attracted to her. I don't know if her father trained her to be in fighting and all." Keith said, and then he started looking at his new body by the breasts.
At first he was contemplating about taking a peep at it by removing the bra or not and he shrugged off the thought "No! I can't do that! Just because Allura did the same thing with my body, exposing my manhood in front of the others, doesn't mean that I'm going to do the same thing! Forgot it! I'm just gonna..."
Keith paused and realized that he couldn't resist the temptation.
"Oh, what the hell. Maybe just this once." Keith removed the bra, exposing his body's bare breasts with black nipples and was already breathless for the second time.
"Wow. Oh, wow." Keith chuckled with amazement." That was awesome." and then he started to play with them.
But unbeknownst to him, Allura in Keith's body stood behind him fuming for a moment and she yelled "KEITH, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
Keith screamed, quickly covered his new body's breasts with his hands and demanded "Allura, what are doing?!"
"I just came back to my bedroom after getting Coran cleaned up to see if my bathroom is spotless (which it is), only to see you pervertedly playing and fooling around with my body and exposing my breasts right in front of the mirror!"
"Sorry about that but you started it by exposing my manhood in front of Coran, Lance, Hunk and Pidge!"
"That's because you were threatening to kick my door down!"
"No, I didn't! I was giving you to the count of 5 to answer the door!"
"Well, it's your fault that we've been switched into each other's bodies in the first quiznaking place!"
"Bullshit, Allura! I told you to stop when the Ro-Beast was targeting you!"
"First of all, the Ro-Beast was about to kill you! And second of all, watch your quiznaking mouth!"
"Don't tell me what to do!"
"Do not ever raise your voice to me, Keith!"
"Shut up!"
"No, you shut up! That's an order!"
After a heated argument between the two mixed up Paladins, they growled at each other and said the same sentence to each other at the same time "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" before they paused and stared at one another in shock with the realization that they unknowingly became attracted to each other out of nowhere in a moment's notice.
And then, they started to kiss each other in the lips nonstop for 10 seconds before they broke with Keith asking "Did we had a bonding moment?"
"Yes, I believe we did." Allura answered and then they resumed by doing a 20 second French kiss.
They broke off the lip lock marathon and then Allura picked up the black bra from the floor and placed it back on Keith, covering up her former body's breasts.
"So...truce?" Keith stood his hand out to her.
Allura took it, kissed it on the knuckles and replied "Truce. Now let's you into the Paladin armor and join the others."
"Keith with a smile on his face responded "Yeah, let's."
After they put on their Paladin armors (with Keith in Allura's body wearing Red and Allura in Keith's body wearing Pink), they walked of her bedroom, hand in hands and look at each other's eyes with confidence.
"Ready, Allura?" Keith asked.
"You know it, Keith." Allura replied. "Let's do this."
"For Shiro."
"For Shiro."
As they walked towards the Training Deck, Keith and Allura decided to dedicate their efforts of gobbling the Galra Empire to the still missing Shiro while training to improve themselves and each other, fighting for the freedom of the entire universe and strengthening their bond to each other and the rest of the Paladins. If Keith's obsession of taking down Lotor doesn't kill them first.
Authur's Note: Well, there goes Chapter 3. I know it wasn't my best work. I tried my best to make it as funny and hilarious as possible. I was busy helping WOLFWATCHER12 with his What A Strange Web We Weave fanfic and my Spidey/Shulkie Freaky Friday fanfic while I was desperately trying to come up with ideas for my G.I. Joe bodyswap fanfic called Trading Faces, although I haven't watched the cartoons and movies of G.I. Joe for a while. And I still have plans to write my take on the 2nd season of the Thundercats 2011 and the Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes Romanogers bodyswap story in the future.
And I was also busy dealing with issues at work and fighting my sore throat which could possibly lead to a cold because of the damn weather changes affected my health. And I was also busy playing with my PS4 games WWE 2K18, Tekken 7 and Street Fighter 5 (still waiting for the Arcade Edition). I didn't buy the Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite video game because Fox still held the X-Men hostage. And despite Catwoman being a bisexual (which I'm actually glad that she did.), I was happy beyond joy that she and Batman is engaged to be married. Even though I don't buy comic books anymore because of you know what and why.
Now I also have to wait for the Super Nintendo Classic to come out in time for Christmas.
And I saw a few episodes of Voltron Legendary Defender Season 4. It broke my heart and left me numb when Keith left the team and stood down as the leader, thinking that he doesn't want to be the leader when it's obvious that the team turned on him by listening to Kuron aka Shiro's clone. Keith wanted to go after Lotor but Shiro said no and the team agreed with Shiro. That's how and why Keith felt so out of place with the team when they listened to Shiro instead of him. And now that Lotor is forming an alliance with the coalition, I have a serious feeling that the rift between Keith and the Paladins are about get worse and it's gonna feel like Captain America's Civil War comic book and movie all over again. So I decided not to watch season 4 again until season 5 comes out. It'll be worth the wait.