"Hey, hey, hey! Where's my favorite couple?" Wade greets after he lets himself into Harry and Peter's house. It's completely quiet. "Harry? Peter?" He calls out, but he doesn't get a response. He decides to put the food on the counter, get a bottle of water from the fridge and look around the house for his friends. A few minutes into his quest, he finds Peter giving Harry a blowjob in the laundry room. He stands and watches them for a few minutes.

"Oh, Pete, this never gets-"

"There you are!" Wade says, startling both of them.

"Wade! What are you doing here?" Peter asks as he is trying to put Harry's dick back in pants, while Harry starts pulling Peter to his feet.

"You called me and told me to come over at 3:00."

"It's not 3:00 yet, Wade. It's-" Harry looks at his watch. "3: 09. Damn."

"Funny how time flies when you're having fun, right Mr. Osborn-Parker?"

"Shut up, Wilson." Harry blushes. "And technically speaking, it's Mr. Harry Parker, ok? Let's go to the living room."

"So what are we going to be doing, my friends?"

"We thought that you'd like to play a little game with us." Peter tells him.

"Oh?"

"Yup. We are going to spice our hot, sexy marriage, and we want you to be a part of it right babe?" Harry asks Peter.

"Yup. So are you in or out?"

"As long as there is booze, then I'm in." Wade reassures them.

"Funny you should mention that." Harry and Peter say in unison.

"God that's still so fucking annoying." Wade says, feigning anger.

"Haha, very funny. Anyway, we have Tequila, Whiskey, Vodka, Rum, Scotch, Cognac, Moonshine, so on and so forth. Choose three." Peter tells him.

"I'm a total whore for Bacardi, Smirnoff and Patron." Wade tells them.

"Whiskey, Tequila and Rum, coming up." Peter says walking to their liquor station.

"And I'll get the orange juice." Harry says.

"No, go get the other stuff, babe." Peter tells Harry.

"Ooh, you're right. I'll be back." He says, running off to one of their many, many rooms

"Wade, can you get the orange juice and three shot glasses and three cups please?"

"Sure."

"Ok, are we ready to play?" Harry asks the other two as he puts the stack of card in a pile next to the drinks.

"I'm scared and I'm nervous, but I'm ready." Peter responds.

"I've been born ready motherfuckers." Wade boasts. "So what is this game that we're going to play?"

"Truth or Drink." Harry and Peter say in unison. Wade's jaw drops.

"Truth or drink? You mean you want me to play Truth or drink with the both or you? Right here, right now?"

"Yeah" Peter says, as Harry is rubbing his husband's hand.

"Sookie, sookie now! I'm in bitches!" Wade says with a smile on his face.

"Let's all make a toast." Wade says, pouring tequila into the three shot glasses.

"Here's to long lasting relationships." Harry says as he looks into Peter's eyes. "I love you, babe."

"Gross and we aren't even drinking yet." Wade smirks.

"Here's to a prosperous life." Peter says as he throws his arm over Wade's shoulder, looking into Harry's eyes.

"And here's to girls on the go. Everybody tries, but me." Wade says.

"Cheers." They all say, and they down their shot.

"Since you're out guest, I think you should start first." Peter suggests.

"Ok, here we go." Wade says as he pulls a card from the stack. "Describe me in 3 words." He reads off the card.

"Hmm, you're incredibly wild-" Peter starts.

"Unstable-" Harry states.

"And an unpredictable mercenary." Peter and Harry say in unison.

"I'm surprised that you forgot to say pansexual. I need new friends." He jokes. "Who's next?"

"I'll go." Harry states as he pulls a card from the pile. "What would it take for us to have sex?"

"I think I'll let you answer that one Wade." Peter says as he blushes.

"Well you are married, so it wouldn't take much." He says as he nudges Peter. "Hmm, what would it take to us to have sex? I don't think it'd take much at all. I mean, you are hot and have lots of alcohol within reach."

"I'll accept that answer. Your turn, Pete."

"Ok." He says pulling a card from the pile. He smirks as he read the question. "Who is the top and the bottom of your relationship?"

"Ahhh! I can't wait to hear this one!" Wade says.

"I think I want you to take a sho-"

"It depends on the day." Peter starts. "If my sexy husband is stressed out, then I top. If I and having a bad day, Harry tops.

"Really? So little Harry junior fills you up?" Wade asks.

"Oh yeah. Picture it." Peter starts.

"Do you want this? Do you really want this?" Says a naked Harry.

"More than anything, Har. Make me forget about everything. My body is all yours."

"Ok. Bend over sweetheart." Harry whispers in Peter's ears. Peter complies. He lines himself up with Peter's open hole, and slowly enters within him.

"God, you're so amazing." Peter groans.

"You're the amazing one." Harry says before placing a kiss on Peter's spine. He grabs Peter's hips and starts pounding into him at a hard, but gentle pace. The deeper he gets into Peter, he can here Peter's moans which starts to get louder and louder. After a while, Peter begs Harry to fuck him even harder. As Harry picks up the pace, Peter manages to slightly turn around and give Harry a filthy kiss. Harry manages to surprise himself as he flips Peter onto his back.

"What did you do that for?" Peter pants. Harry wraps a hand around Peter's dick.

"So I can see you get off on me." He simply says. Harry starts stroking Peter in time with his thrusts in a perfect rhythm, until Peter moans, heavily.

"Har, I'm gonna cum, so don't stop what you're doing."

"I won't." He says, picking up speed in both thrusts and strokes. Six strokes later, Peter is spilling all over himself and Harry is in awe of this. Harry spills his load into Peter a minute later. He collapses on top of Peter, and Peter simply runs his hand through Harry's hair.

"Dang, that story made me horny." Wade remarks. "Harry, you got a cigarette man?"

"In the utility drawer next to the fridge." Harry replies.

"I'll be back in 5." He tells them.

"Man, I almost creamed in my own pants listening to our story." Harry says.

"I love having sex with you." Peter says.

"Me too. I love the intimacy, and all of that."

"Ditto."

"I'm glad you asked me to be your boyfriend that night." Peter says with a smile on his face.

"Me too." Harry says before planting a kiss on Peter's lips. "I hope he's not jacking off because one of us will be sucking his dick."

"Knowing you, one of us will be fucking him and the other will be doing all the sucking."

"Yup. We have a long way to go. At least I got the condoms for him."

"Thank goodness it's Saturday." Peter says happily.

"Thank goodness the kids wanted to stay at Aunt May's again."