When was the last time you masturbated?" Peter read from the card.
"This morning in the shower." Harry says.
"And you didn't invite me?" Peter pouts.
"I tried waking you up, but I couldn't get you to wake up!" Harry says with a pout on his face.
"Sorry, babe." He says as he kisses the pout off of Harry's face.
"Alright, alright, enough of this crappy lovey-dovey shit. Don't you want to know when was the last time I jacked off?"
"When was the last time you jacked off, Wade?"
"After 4 this morning on my couch."
"You're truly an insomniac aren't you?" Peter asks.
"Don't forget Pete, he doesn't have kids."
"True."
"Anyway, at 4 AM, I was entertaining a gentleman caller. He wanted to know what I was doing, what I was wearing, how I would- whatever. After a few minutes of being interrogated, I finally shut him up. I was like...
"If you ever do that again Steve, I will have no choice but to get off my horse and punish you." Wade told Steve.
"Ooh, baby." Steve groans.
"Don't you get too turned on now, because I want to tell you what I am wearing." Wade moaned.
"So what are you wearing, babe? Is it something that's see through?"
"I'm wearing some thigh high leather boots, with a smile, carrying a riding crop."
"Damn, that's sexy as fuck."
"Hold on to your tights babe, cause that's just the beginning."
"Me likey."
"I'm carrying a riding crop, some chains and whips..."
"Can I pull down my pants now?"
"Sure. Just picture me taking off your pants and you can picture yourself taking off mine." Wade says as he's taking off his own pants.
"Thank you." Steve groans.
"Now that your pants are off, bend over for daddy."
"Ah yeah. Make me scream and moan."
"Ooh, look at your sweet, juicy ass of yours. It'a round, plump and it has a hole that's ready to be ravished by yours truly." Wade says as his hand travels down to his cock.
"Spank me, daddy."
"You want me to spank you?" He asks Steve as he pulls his hand away from his dick.
"Yeah."
"Well, I will take this crop of mine, and spank you," Wade says as he grabs a belt and spanks himself with it. "With my crop," He says as he spanks himself again. "Until you submit to me you filthy peasant!"
"Take me daddy!" Steve yells over the phone.
"Not yet." Wade starts. "You're alone right?"
"Yes." Steve confirms with a guttural moan.
"Take your underwear off, now." Wade demands as he takes his off.
"There off." Steve says.
"Great. Now imagine I'm sucking you off right now." He says and his hand finds his way back to his dick.
Steve moans.
"While I'm sucking you off, I'm playing with your nipples and playing with your hole. Can you feel me?"
"Yeah." Steve moans as he starts touching himself.
"Don't my dick feel good inside of you?" He asks Steve.
"Yeah. You've hot the jackpot babe."
"I can't hear you babe. I'm fucking your brains out. Let me hear you."
"Wade..." Steve moans as he "feels" Wade hitting that special spot.
"Damn, you're so good." Wade manages to breathe out as he's pumping himself.
"Harder." Steve says.
"You're still touching yourself right?"
"Oh yeah." Steve moans.
"Are you getting close?" Wade asks as he's getting close to his own release.
Steve groans into the phone.
"I'm getting close too."
A few pumps later, Steve starts to breathe, hard.
"Babe, I'm- oh Winston." Steve moans as he spills all over the ground.
"Oh yeah! Yeah! Oh fuck!" And suddenly, Wade spills all over his chest, breathing heavily.
"Dang, you're fucking good." Steve says after he comes down from his high.
"So were you."
"Thanks for that."
"No problem. You know how to get me." He says as he starts eating his own cum.
"I sure do."
"Sayonara." Wade says as he hangs up the phone.