"What do you mean there's more?" Harry asks them.

"Remember when you had that meeting in Amsterdam?" Peter asks.

"I remember. I was excited to know that our adoption papers were approved."

"Well, when you had called and had to cancel our night in, Wade came over while I was thinking about making your favorite pasta. It..."

"Harry Osborn, speaking."

"Harry, I've got some good news..." Peter says.

"Hi, babe. Can we make this fast, please? These idiots have me flying out to Amsterdam in less than an hour and I have to get the contracts like...now."

"What?" Peter says crestfallen.

"I know. I hate these fucking assholes." Harry says irritably.

"I hate them too. And I wanted to celebrate." Peter says sadly.

"What kind of news, babe?"

"Sir, you need to leave now."

"I'm talking to my husband here!" Harry snaps at his assistant.

"You need to leave in five minutes."

"Fine." Harry snaps. "The vultures are so damn annoying."

"I know. They're keeping you away from me." Peter says.

"I hate it too. So what's the big news, my love?"

"Our papers got approved."

"You mean we're gonna be someone's parents?!" Harry says with total glee in his voice.

"We're going to be parents!" Peter confirmed.

"YES! WE'RE GOING TO BE PARENTS! WHOOO!" Harry screams through the phone.

"Calm-"

"We're gonna be daddies! We're gonna he daddies!" Peter hears over the phone. "Yes! I'm gonna be a dad! It's a dream come true! I'm gonna teach him how to grill, how to drive, spend money, canoe the rivers in Paris on our family vacations and-"

"Mr. Osborn, we really have to go." His assistant tells him.

Peter hears Harry's deep sigh.

"I'll be there in a minute."

"Great."

"Way to ruin my moment." Harry says in a dejected tone. "Pete-"

"I know, babe." Peter says.

"I hate these assholes. Listen, when we come back, we can celebrate, go shopping for baby clothes and-"

"Harry, relax." Peter tells him. "You go do your business stuff, and I'll keep myself occupied."

"I know. I'll have Wade keep you company just until I get back?"

"You don't have to!" Peter says hurriedly.

"Nonsense babe. He knows how to have a good time and I don't want you to be all sad, lonely and depressed."

"Fine." Peter says, accepting defeat. "Just make sure you bring your ass home to me, promise?"

"I promise." Harry says.

"Mr. Osborn."

"I gotta go, Pete."

"Alright. Have a safe trip, Har-bear."

"Thanks babe. I'll see you tomorrow night. And Pete?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

"I love you too."

"Bye." Says a melancholy Harry.

"Bye." Peter repeats as he hangs up the phone.

"Hey, Pete."

"Hey, Wade."

"Washing dishes I see."

"Yup."

"Good, Petey. Good, Petey."

"I'm not a dog you know."

"I know that." Wade says wrapping his arms around Peter's waist.

"Well in that case, I'm glad you do."

"At least you don't have a lot of washing up to do." Wade says as he turns Peter's body around to kiss him.

Peter pushes him away.

"Wade-"

"Don't worry about it." He says as he kisses Peter again.

Peter reciprocates the kiss.

Wade starts running his hands all over Peter's torso as Peter grabs a cloth to dry his hands.

They passionately kiss for a bit before Wade takes off peter's shirt.

Peter unbuckles Wade's pants.

Wade unbuckles Peter's pants while Peter takes Wade's shirt.

"I can't wait to suck your cock, Pete." Wade says before kissing Peter.

"I can't wait either." Peter says as he pulls away from the kiss.

Wade pulls down his pants and underwear while Peter is searching for the lube and a condom in the kitchen drawer.

"Yes! I found the-"

Wade gets down on his knees, pulls down Peter's pants and underwear, then proceeds to lick Peter's length.

"Oh, Harry." Peter groans.

"You're such a bad boy." Wade chuckles before he starts sucking Peter off.

"Oh yeah." Peter moans as he's running his hands through Wade's head.

Wade continues to suck Wade and Peter pulls him up from his knees.

"Your turn."

"You don't-"

Peter gets on his knees and sucks Wade off.

"That's nice." Wade says a few moments later into the blowjob.

"Yes, I know because I have a great husband." Peter reminds him going back down on Wade's dick.

"Oh yeah." Wade moans.

"The ground." Wade demands. "So we can suck each other off."

"Done." Peter says as the proceed to lay down on the kitchen floor and resume sucking each other off.

"You like that?" Peter asks.

"I sure do."

"Then lean against the counter."

"Why?"

"Just do it. I want to show you how I take care of Harry."

"Fine," Wade starts, "But this better be-"

Peter licks Wade's ass crack.

"Oh fuck!" Wade yells out. "This feels fucking good!"

Peter starts eating out Wade's ass and Wade moans louder and louder.

"Come on, Pete! Eat my ass!" Wade commands as Peter happily complies.

"Let me ride your cock." Wade demands as he pushes Peter on the cramped kitchen countertop.

"You got it." Peter says as he tears the condom package open. "How do you want it?" He asks Wade as he rolls the condom down his length.

"Surprise me." As he manages to knock some of the items on the ground.

"Fine." Peter says as he's applying lube on his dick.

Wade lowers himself onto Peter's dick and starts to ride him.

"Oh yeah, Harry." Peter moaned out a couple minutes later.

"I'ma work this really good." Wade says bouncing on Peter's dick.

"Work it, Harry." Peter says, calling out Harry's name instead of Wade's name, again.

"I'm gonna make this mine."

"It's all yours, Har-bear."

"I'm gonna piss on your face. Then I'm gonna fart in your mouth. Yeah! Then I'm gonna shit on this dick of yours, Pete!" Wade yells out as he's riding Peter.

"Hey!" Peter says, highly alarmed at Wade's words as he stops thrusting into Wade.

"Too dirty?"

"You think?!" Peter says.

"Sorry." Wade says.

"You better be." Peter says.

"Let's continue." Wade says as he starts to ride Peter again.

"I wanna take you from behind." Peter says a couple minutes later.

"Oh, Pete!" He says as he hurries onto all fours.

Wade moans the moment Peter enters into Wade.

"Ah, yeah." Peter moans out several thrust later.

"Destroy my ass!"

Peter pounds into Wade ruthlessly.

"Like that?" Peter asks.

"Just like that."

"You like my cock up in your ass?"

"Oh yeah!" Wade moans out as Peter kisses the back of his neck.

"God, you feel so good, Har." Peter moans in Wade's ear. "You know what I want you to do now?"

"What, Pete?"

Peter pulls out of Wade and places him the table.

"I wanna see you get off on me." Peter says as he enters within Wade again.

"I-"

Peter pounds into Wade even more ruthlessly and Wade starts stroking himself.

"Oh fuck." Peter moans out.

"Pete, I'm gonna cum." Wade manages to moan out loud.

"Then cum for me, you naughty boy."

"Oh, Pete! Oh, Pete! Oh-" And Wade cums all over himself.

"Get on your knees. It's my turn." Peter says a minute later as he pulls out of Wade for the last time.

"Oh yeah!" Wade says excitedly as he gets on his knees and pulls the condom off of Peter's dick.

Peter starts to stroke his dick, but Wade bats his hand away and starts stroking Peter off himself.

"I'm gonna cum." Peter warns, but Wade strokes him even faster.

"Oh yeah!" Peter yells out as he cums all over Wade's face.

After they com down from their high, the proceed to put their clothes back on.

"Can I finish washing up these dishes now?"

"Sure, Pete. I'm gonna order us some pizza. All that fucking made me hungry."

"You called out my name while you were fucking Wade?" A shocked Harry asks.

"I-"

"Never mind the question. When did the next fuck take place?"