Those with the wherewithal, first in social standing, and second in money- spend their time here, at the private Ouran Academy. As such, Ouran Host Club is where handsome boys with too much time on their hands entertain the girls, who also have too much time on their hands. It is the school's own personal, elegant playground for the super-rich.
The Hosts all stood dressed in black and white butler outfits, Tamaki and Hikaru holding trays with tea cups.
Today, It seemed that Tamaki had decided to do a type of Butler Cafe. From my spot with my three guests I could hear the King talking to a girl about the tea cups. My attention shifted to Hikaru and Kaoru's table as they talked about visiting some gardens. I heard Kaoru hiss in pain and tea spilled on his finger.
"Kaoru!" Hikaru yelled out and kissed his twin's finger while the girls squealed a bit. "For pity's sake, that's what you get for not watching what you're doing. You just need to keep your eyes on me. "He scolded gently.
"Hikaru.." Kaoru mumbled.
"I can't take anymore! It's just too fantastic!" One guest turned away.
"You have to watch, or it will go to waste! This is a rare scene!" the other guests said. I don't see how it's rare, they do this every other minute.
Kyoya shadowed over to them like a ninja. "You are absolutely right, miss. As with these cherry blossoms, beauty is fleeting." Is he really talking about sakura blossoms while the twins go homosexual? "There is not a single day when you will see them like this again. And so, I created this book, containing photo collections that capture the beauty of the passing days." he pulled out a magazine with the twins on the cover. "Incidentally, I've prepared similar books for everyone else. In the event that you were to purchase them all together, there is a special set price." Oh hell no.
I stood up and walked over as the girls started trying to buy them. I grabbed the one with Haruhi on the cover and flipped through them. Many of the pictures I couldn't even remember anyone taking.
"So, this is how the club makes money." The twins said.
"Which raises the question, when did he take any photo of us." I narrowed my eyes on Kyoya, who simply smiled.
~~~~~ Second star to the right and straight on til morning ~~~~~
Mitsukuni, Takashi, Haruhi, and I sat on a blanket with two guests. Honey was very concentrated as he mixed.
Should we say something?
"Mitsukuni…" Mori interrupted. "You've lost too much."
He said it. We all froze.
Honey-senpai stopped mixing and looked at the almost empty bowl shocked. His eyes started to close a bit and became glassy as he tried not to cry. Oh, please don't cry, I can't handle a sobbing Honey.
"Honey-kun, I'll take it! It looks so delicious!" the brown-haired customer said with a wide smile.
"Yes, that's exactly the amount I wanted to have!" the black haired one agreed. These girls are so loyal to him…
"You're amazing Honey-kun! How did you ever know!" they continued to praise him while me and Haruhi sighed.
"Really?!" Honey perked up.
~~~~~ L you flipping little strawberry eating jerk, HOW DARE YOU END IT LIKE YOU DID ~~~~~
"Mikato, Haruhi, how about it? Enjoying yourselves?" Tamaki asked us as imouto and I watched the cherry blossoms fall.
"Tamaki-senpai." Haruhi turned to look at him.
"The flower-viewing reception isn't all that bad, huh?" He continued, "But then, in our case, we're more busy being admired than in doing any admiring." without even looking, I know he was posing like his rich self.
"You're blooming in more ways than one, huh?" I asked and sweat dropped.
"Well said! Yes, today, I am in full glory of my beauty. I wonder if you'll fall for me too." I turned around to see him pointing at us.
This guy must really be blind to what's going on in the world. My eye twitched.
"Haruhi, have you picked your elective courses for this term?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked, putting their arms around her and ignoring me
"How about Conversational French?" One asked with Tamaki frozen in shock.
"Good question…" she trailed off.
"If you're taking it, let's take it together." the other said to Haruhi, "After all, we are in the same class." They turned with a gleam in their eyes to look at Tamaki. So, this is what they're going on about?
I slip away from them and try to walk away only to be stopped by Tamaki speeding over to a tree with a dark aura.
"Say, Mommy," Tamaki said to Kyoya.
"What is it, Daddy?" Kyoya answered.
Nope, Nope, Nope, didn't sound dirty at all.
"This is ultimately… yes, ultimately, just my hypothesis, but by being in the same class, Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi than I do, with just our club activity time together, and what's worse, they have a greater chance to become closer to her, which means." Tamaki actually said something that makes some sense... Those shady twins…
"Oh, you're just now realizing this?" Kyoya smirked.
I basically felt lightning shock both me and Tamaki.
Kyoya pointed to two charts that came from nowhere. "During the day, those three spend roughly nine hours of school time together. "he pointed to another chart. "But contact with you (Tamaki), and Haruhi is limited to this hour or two of club activities. Put another way, your involvement in Haruhi's life consists on a mere 3%."
"Wahh! I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it!" Tamaki yelled in agony.
For once, I agree with him, those pervy twins are spending too much time around my innocent little sister.
"Haruhi, you mustn't hang around with those disreputable twins any further!" Tamaki grabbed Imouto's shoulders.
"Disreputable, you say?" The twins say together. "You're the last one we want to have call us that, sir!"
"Yes… That's it…" Suou stumbles backwards. "Sure enough, we can't go on hiding the fact that you're a girl from everyone! What Daddy wants is for you to go back to be the girl student you used to be, surrounded by your friends, and living a wholesome life as a student." Tamaki has anime tears streaming down his face.
"Who are you calling "Daddy"?" Haruhi and I ask.
The tall blonde ignores me and shakes Haruhi-chan. "Go back! Go back now! Go back right now!" He screamed.
I pull Haruhi away from Tamaki.
"You don't have to rush things. She'll be found out soon enough anyways." Hikaru says. "Remember? The day after tomorrow we have physical exams." Karou finishes.
"Physical… exams?" Haruhi starts and I finish, looking at the hosts confused.
Don't tell me they have nurses and doctor come in to check the rich students.
"Now that you mention it, it is the day after tomorrow." Kyoya says. All the hosts have zeroed in on us.
"Then… it will get out, for sure… that I'm a girl." she stated.
Lightning hits the pervy men.
~~~~~ Welcome to Quindecim ~~~~~
The next day, I skipped club activities. Don't look at me like that! I don't like leaving imouto alone with them at all. I had told the Shadow King that I had to go to work and to watch her, it's also the only reason I was able to get out seeing as students can't have jobs.
I had hurried home and changed out of my uniform coat and tie, trading them for black tie. I ran a hand through my hair and ran back out of the apartment flat. Making my way to the okama bar, I thought about the physical exams that would be taking place tomorrow. I hope the Host Club has a plan up their sleeve, unless they want Haruhi to be asked out multiple times a day like back in Public School.
I entered the bar from the back door and pulled on my white apron. I tied the strings around my waist before washing my hands and moving to the bar part of the building. I noticed dad moving about, serving people drinks while laughing.
"Hey dad!" I yelled to him and leaned on the bar table. He grinned at me.
"Hello Mikato! Tell me about your day." He moved closer to me.
I explained to him about the physical exams, as there wasn't much to tell. I served a glass of sake to the woman who sat on the stool in front of me. She nodded in thanks and I served the others.
After a while, a tall man with dark brown-red hair and dark brown eyes sat on an empty stool near me. His hair was messy, like he simply rolled out of bed without brushing it, similar to me. He wore a white shirt with a light brown vest over it, black jeans and a beige scarf finished his look.
"Well, aren't you a bit young to be working in a place like this?" He asked, looking at me with a smirk.
He didn't look much older than me, maybe 19 or early 20s.
"I'm 16, so I'm legally allowed to work. As for the atmosphere, it doesn't bother me. What can I get you?" I smoothly answer, tilting my head slightly.
His smirk didn't falter. "I'll take a beer with ice." the man ordered and leaned on the table.
I took a glass down from the shelf and wiped it with a rag. I poured some ice and beer inside then slid it to the male. "There you go, Mister."
"Nakahara Shirou. Nice to meet you kid." Shirou took a sip of his drink.
"I'm Fujioka Mikato, Nakahara-san. I'm not much younger than you, and I'm not a kid." I said, scrunching my nose a bit.
He only laughed. "I'm 20 kid, I can call you whatever I want." He chugged the rest of the beer.
For a handsome guy, he's getting on my nerves a bit.
Father tapped my shoulder as Shirou-san was on his 3rd drink. "Time to go home, son." he said, his maroon hair shining in the lights.
I nodded and followed him to the back, took of my apron and got in the car with him.
I wonder how much I missed during the host club today...
~~~~~ Steven loves Connie ~~~~~
It's physical exams day and the guys refuse to tell me the plan. Hopefully it works or else Imouto will be known as a girl and I'll be stuck with the Host Club alone.
Just thinking of that gives me chills.
"We will now begin conducting the physical examinations." A voice called out from some speakers. All students please go to the clinic in your respective school buildings.
I followed Tamaki and Kyoya to the twins' and Haruhi's buildingSo we're just skipping our exams? Okay.
As we enter, I notice that Mori and Honey-Senpai are both wearing ridicules doctor outfits. Poor Haruhi, she doesn't know what's about to happen. The twins were nowhere to be found and Imouto was being pulled along by a nurse wearing a light pink uniform.
The first-year girls whispered to each other about the horribly disguised third years. They whispered that they should probably just pretend they're not there.
Kyoya walked beside Haruhi and began explaining, "Those two are here to deal with things in the case something happens."
"What's the point in their outfits?" I asked and stood next to Kyoya.
"To create the mood of course." He replied with a smirk as he pushes up his glasses. "It makes it seem more mission like and builds things up, doesn't it?"
A doctor complimented a girl about having lost weight in an area beside us. It seems rich doctors are more polite than normal ones too.
"I have to ask, what's up with the expensive reception here?" Haruhi-chan asked, watching the happy student.
"That's out of the board superintendent's consideration. This may be a school, but it's also a business. The kood of the students is the biggest priority. After all, most of the students in the academy have their own private doctor at home to begin with. This sort of event is just a formality." Kyoya explained, causing me and Haruhi to sweat drop. Damn rich people.
A dark-haired man bumped into me as he staggered along. He had done stubble on his face and wore a doctor's coat. Must be one of the staffs, though he doesn't look very well groomed.
"I-I'm terribly sorry." He excused himself.
"No problem.." I said, noticing Kyoya watching the man surprised.
The 'doctor' ran off, Kyoya letting out a soft 'huh?' as he did.
~~~~~I ship Karma and Nagisa~~~~~
"Hitachiin-sama, f you'll step this way, we'll measure your chest." A sweet looking maid spoke to Hikaru and Kaoru. "Please use the area behind the curtain to undress."
Multiple red-faced girls waited for the chance to see the twins shirtless.
"Doesn't matter to me." Hikaru said, as he pulled off his white button up.
"We don't need a curtain." Kaoru continued and pulled off his shirt.
Oh god I can feel my face becoming red.
The girls start squealing and waving handkerchiefs.
"Actually, these physical exam events are incredibly popular." Kyoya says.
"I won't allow it. Even if they're doctors. I won't let them touch your body." Hikaru says in a husky sort of voice.
"What are you talking about? When we are at home, you say you are playing doctor and exhaustively amuse yourself with my body." Kaoru says in an innocent voice.
Don't get a nosebleed, don't get a nosebleed...
I lean on a pillar next to Kyoya-Kim while Honey and Mori pull Haruhi towards a curtained area and throw her in.
I fan my face a bit. "Are you alright Mikato-kun? You seem a bit red." Kyoya smirks.
Before I get to reply, a tall idiot wearing a brown wig and opened shirt walked out of the area Imouto was in.
"I am Fujioka Haruhi." The purple eyed Baka said.
All the girls who were waiting for Haruhi mumbled 'Tamaki-sama' and disappointed words.
The twins burst out laughing. "He went through with it!"
"They saw through it!"
"I told you they would see through the act!" They had tears in their eyes.
I chuckled as Tamaki pulled of the brown wig and grabbed Hikaru's neck. "You guys! You guys said there was no way that they would see through it!"
"Just a little payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast!" Hikaru yelled out.
Tamaki sulked back to where my sister was to apologize. He didn't really think this would work right?
I followed Kyoya towards Haruhi-chan. "Okay, Haruhi I have set up a special boy's clinic in a private room, where I have a doctor sworn to secrecy standing by." Of course he does.
"All the doctors assembled here today are from Kyoya-sama's family's hospital." The twins commented. "Kyoya-Senpai you could have said something sooner." They shrugged.
"It's the same as what you did. This is just a little of my own payback for having been called the homisexual supporting cast." He had an evil looking smile on his face.
"Is something wrong? Tamaki-Senpai is eroding away!" A girl said.
"Haruhi... is angry..." Tamaki mumbled.
~~~~~Misaki and Usui sitting in a tree~~~~~
"It's the truth! One of the Doctor grabbed me by the shoulders and tried to pull something funny on me!" A girl yelled as a nurse comforted her.
Multiple girls started gossiping about the new-found pervert.
"I knew it." Kyoya put a finger on his chin.
"Knew what?" Honey asked.
"The man we saw earlier. He was wearing a white coat. But he wasn't one of our man on the medical staff." He said. He means the man that bumped into me?
"Then you should have said something sooner." The Hitachiins complained.
"Well, the security guards will catch him soon enough. "
"Then did you see in which direction the man headed to?" A man asked the girl.
"Yes, he was heading towards the special boy's clinic." She replied.
Wait.
What.
THATS WHERE MY BABY SISTER IS.
We all ran the the clinic. The pervert better not have hurt my Haruhi!
"Haruhi! Teddy-bear kick!" Tamaki yelled as he sent a flying kick to the man.
"One… Looks that attract the public eye." The twins glared at the fake doctor.
"Two... Undaunted wealth." Kyoya said from a dark space.
"Three… Chivalry that cannot overlook…" Mori-Senpai began.
"The hideous wickedness..." Dark Honey said.
"Of the world." I finished.
"We, the Ouran Host Club..." Tamaki dropped his shirt on Imouto.
"Will see you now." We all chorused.
That felt badass.
The man trembled and vowed in the floor. "Please at least spare my life!"
Haruhi looked at each of us with wide eyes.
The man explained his story. To sum it all up, his name was Yabu.( hehe, quack doctor..)His wife and daughter had left him because he had a horrible time balancing the family's budget. They packed up and moved and all the man had wanted to do was find his daughter and talk to her. He was a small-town doctor, which explained the coat. He hadn't been stopped since everyone thought that he was a hired doctor on staff.
The story even had Mori and Kyoya looking sad.
"Does your daughter by any chance go to Ouran Public High School?" The shadow prince asked.
"Yes. Why?" Yabu asked, a crying Host King kneeling before him.
"That's why. This is Ouran Academy. This a private school. Your daughter does not go here."
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Wow. He doesn't even know the location of his daughter's own school…" Karou muttered.
"Wow Kyoya-San! How did you know that he had the wrong school?" Honey asked.
"Well, there is no way a school clinic owner such as him could send his daughter to this Academy." Haruhi and I glared at him.
"Kyoya! Get this man a map of the schools in town!" Tamaki ordered and Kyoya obliged.
I patted Haruhi's head gently as we watched the man leave.
"How do you know that his daughter will talk to him? Even if he does find her." Hikaru asked.
"We can't know. That is something that his daughter must decide." Tamaki-Kun answered.
He sounds so smart. Wow.
"Excuse me, everyone, but can you to
please leave?" Haruhi asks, clutching Tamaki's shirt around her.
The club gasped and stepped away from her.
Blond Baka had a horrified face. "Haruhi! Are you still angry?! You're not thinking the host club, are you?!"
"I still have to undergo my physical exam, don't I?" She smiled at us." As a male student? Oh, but not because you're prying me with food. It's to pay back our debt." She blushed and grabbed my hand.
"Aw you're so cute!" Tamaki grabbed her and swung her, yelling about being yourself and fancy tuna.
"Put me down Senpai, stop it! Don't touch me there!" She yelled.
"Red card! This man is the real pervert!" Hikaru and Karou yelled out.
"Whatever! Just please get out of here!"
"Let go of her you blonde Baka!" I yelled at Tamaki.
Hey everyone! Emily here! Polls for who you want Mikato to fall in love with are still open, so choose! They will be closing a bit before chapter five is released so I can edit future episodes to fit the love interest. Or maybe after Chapter 5, I'm not sure how far ahead I wrote on this. Also, shout out to my first two comments since publishing this story;
Mistressofallthingsdark - Im glad you found this cute! It makes me so happy someone likes it 3
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