"Yes I KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE TIME!" Harry shouts. "Stupid me thought that it was the first time, but you've both been lying to me as it was….fuck. I saw the two of you finishing up your fuck-fest, even when Aunt May tried to drag me away from the studio! Don't deny it, Peter. You were like, "Ooh baby, cum inside me! God, I fucking love your cum inside me, baby!"

"Ha-" Wade starts.

Harry throws his third cup of hot coffee in Wade's face.

"You jus-" Wade starts, but Harry doesn't let him continue.

"Tell me everything." Harry demands.

"We don't-" Peter starts but Harry slaps him.

"What did I tell you?" Harry yells out to the both of them.

"Harry-"

Harry slaps Peter again. Harder.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU?" He asks again.

"You-"

"WHAT. DID. I. TELL. YOU?" Harry sneers.

No response from Peter.

"Do NOTcheat on me again." Harry reminds Peter.

Neither of the other two says anything to him.

"Tell me everything." Harry demands again.

"Harry, please!" Peter begs, but Harry isn't having it. He slaps Peter with all the strength that he can muster.

Peter touches the burning cheek on the left side of his face.

"EVERYTHING!" Harry spits out.

Peter and Wade both sigh.

"I'M WAITING!"

"We were sitting at the piano..." Peter starts off, with his voice all shaky.


"Wow, Pete. That was amazing." Wade compliments after Peter finishes playing It's a Small World on the piano.

"I know. I really wanted to do something for Harry since he's been working so hard lately and it's his gift."

"Gift?"

"A gift to my husband on our first anniversary on marriage, Wilson." Peter says.

"Ugh, you and your sweetness. It's really sickening."

"Like I care."

"So, are you taking requests now or what?" Wade asks.

"Since you're begging, I'll do it."

"Yes! Can you play...Counting Stars?"

"You got it." Peter says as he starts to play the piano.

"That's my song." Wade says as he starts to dance around to the music.

Nearly four minutes later, Peter finishes off the song and Wade is content with Peter's skill.

"That was impressive." Wade says.

"Ahh, thank you my good man." Peter says as he's taking a bow.

"Thank you! I love that song." He says as he gives Peter a one armed hug.

"I know you do."

"Harry is a lucky man." Wade says as he running his hand down Peter's arm.

"That he is." Peter sighs. "I can't wait for him to get home."

Wade then holds Peter in his arms.

"Just a few more hours." Peter says.

"There's a lot that we can do in a few more hours, Parker."

"Like what?"

Wade kisses Peter.

Peter kisses back.

Peter unbuckles Wades pants.

Wade drops Peter's shorts.

Peter starts stroking Wade's cock.

Once Wade is hard, he pushes Peter up against the wall. He wraps Peter's legs around his waist, and enters within Peter.

They both moan in unison.

"You ok?"

"Just fuck me." Peter moans against Wade's chin.

Wade starts thrusting into Peter and Peter moans with complete ecstasy.

"Oh Wade." Peter moans into Wade's neck.


The house door opens.

"Hey, babe. I have a surprise for you!" Harry yells out.

Harry doesn't hear anything at all.

"Maybe he isn't home yet?" Aunt May tells him.

"That can't be. He said that he was going to be here all day, working on something."

"Maybe he's in one of the many, many rooms, with his headphones on? Or he has a sexy surprise for you?" She suggests.

"Aunt May!" He flushes.

"I can't help it!" She teases. "I'm gonna go make some chicken and shrimp scampi in a little bit."

"I'll meet you in the kitchen in a little bit." He says walking towards the bedrooms.

"Or maybe not." She yells.

"Pete, were home!" He yells several times through the bedroom doors.

"Any luck?" Aunt May asks a few minutes later?

"No luck at all."

"Let's go get some air." She suggests, linking his left arm with her right arm.

"Yes my fair aunt." He responds as he leads the way.

Once they reach the balcony, they marvel at the New York sight.

"Oh," Aunt May sighs. "I love the sight from up here. It's so beautiful. It's so peaceful and enchanting."

"It sure is."

"Thanks for fulfilling my dream, Harry. I mean, you didn't have to, but-"

"I'm happy to do it, Aunt May." He says hugging her. "I love you."

"I love you too." She says hugging him back.

"Maybe Peter's in the studio that's up here." Harry suddenly says.

"Ooh, you might be on to something. I'll go check." She says scurrying off to the studio.

"I'm right behind you." He says.

Once they get to the studio however, May is in tears, trying to lead Harry away from what she saw.

"Aunt May, what wrong?"

"Let's go." She says tearfully.

"Why?"

"Let's just go."

"But Aunt May-"

"I SAID LET'S GO!" She snaps, starting to breakdown. Harry helps her sit on the ground.

"I don't- let me get you some water from the studio." He says, getting up from the ground as he walks towards the studio.

"Harry, don't-" She starts, but it's too late. He looks inside the studio. His heart instantly breaks.

The sight is enough to make him puke. He sees Peter propped up against the wall, legs wrapped around a man who's currently thrusting into him.

"Oh yeah, Wade, fuck this ass. Fuck me! Give me that dick! That dick of yours is mine!" He yells relentlessly for several seconds.

Harry quickly turns away and helps Aunt May to her feet.

"Come on, Aunt May." He says as he hears-

"Ooh baby, cum inside me! God, I fucking love your cum inside me, baby!" They hear Peter shout.

Harry freezes for a moment as they are walking to the door leading back to the house.

"I need air." He tells her as they enter the house. "Are you- do you need anything Aunt May?" He says as he picks his jacket back up

"I'm- no thanks sweetheart. I just thought that he had learned his lesson with cheating, but- just take your time."

"I'll be back...whenever." He says as he leaves the house.

"See you when you get back sweetheart." She says wiping her face.


"Oh, I love feeling cum inside of me. I always feel so…complete." Peter moans deep as Wade is pumping Peter. He can tell that Peter is very close.

"Not as good as this." Wade says as Peter spills all over himself.

Once they are down from their high, Peter puts his shorts back on and starts to dance.

"Why are you dancing?"

"Because I feel so good, and I can now teach Harry a thing or two about fucking me up against the wall."

"You, Parker, are a crazy motherfucker." Wade says putting his pants back on.

"Crazy for cock." Peter smiles.


"So let me get this straight. You lied to me for who knows how long about being in love with me, cheated on me with Wade, for what? What was your best outcome for being unfaithful to me?" Harry asks Peter.

"I think I'm just gonna-" Wade starts, but he doesn't finish.

"Sit your ass down on the ground, NOW!" Harry barks at Wade.

Wade cowers, but quickly complies.

"I had no idea that sex with Wade would be great most of the time." Peter starts but Wade interrupts him.

"Most of the time? I'll have you know that I was a Kim Kardashian in bed, thank you very much." Wade says.

Harry stares at Wade and Wade shuts up.

"And you have just as much blame as to why I haven't been getting terrific sex because you were always so busy. I had to get it from somewhere else because I was always second on your agenda to protect your place at Oscorp! You knew that I was always at home, waiting for you to come home, but you still-"

"That's bullshit and you know it! It's all shit!" Harry yells in Peter's face. "You really want to lecture me about work? Do you think I'm really in the mood? You think I won't get a chair and work it out on the both of you, like Olivia Pope?" Harry snarls in Peter's face.

"I'm not making excuses." Peter pleads, knowing that he was making sorry excuses. Harry has always put him and their kids first. He knows that Harry has always included him in everything expect for last minute emergency meetings. "I'm just asking you, begging you to forgive me, just as I've been forgiving you for the stupid shit you've done. That's all I'm asking. We all have, so don't tell me that you're the only one that gets forgiven over and over."

Harry scoffs as he's nodding his head in disbelief.

"All I'm asking is that you try, please try-"

"Don't compare my shit to your shit! I've never once cheated on you for anything because I swore that I'd be a better soulmate to you than to anyone else you've dated. I have always included you in my work shit when I wanted you to, but you always refused! What kind of father, what kind of husband does that make you? God, I'm so stupid! I can't believe that I wasted my precious time on a jerk and his man who is a criminal, a whore, an idiot and a liar, for the longest time. I can't believe that-"

"Who's the jerk and who's the whore?" Wade asks.

Harry throws a bottle at Wade and Wade clams up.

"I'm asking you one last time! Did you think about me the very first time that you cheated on me and your family with Jameson's son?" Harry asks a crying Peter. "Yes or no?"

Peter pauses for a moment before he responds.

"No." He admits shamefully.

'Oh, Peter.' Wade thinks ruefully. 'Wrong answer.'

Harry simply scoffs, then smiles darkly at Peter.

"Then you're worthless." Harry spits in Peter's. He turns around and starts to walk back to his seat on the ground.

'Fuck, those words aren't even meant for me, and my heart just broke.' Wade thinks to himself.

Harry knows that he should feel bad about those words, but he doesn't. He almost vomits once the words come out. Almost, but he feels better than before.

Peter's tears start rolling down his cheeks. He knows he's colossally fucked up the best thing that has ever happened to him. He starts to walk away from his husband and Wade when Harry stops him.

"Where do you think you're going?" Harry asks darkly. "You think that I'm just gonna let you walk out of here so that you can go talk to somebody about this farce of a marriage you've kept up? Get over here! You get over here and finish this game, and when Aunt May finds out that you've cheated on me multiple times, especially with Wade, the persons she's not fond of at all, I will not call her off." He reassures Peter, shaking his head. "I will not save you from her wrath. I will applaud which ever way she chooses to express her rage. You better pray to God, that this never gets spoken of by Wade when we finish this game, because whatever cliff she wants to go over, I'm going over with her!"

Wade gulps.

Peter shakes.

"You messed with the wrong Osborn, gentlemen!" He says as he takes his place on the ground.

Peter takes a gulp, but he hesitantly moves towards his space on the ground and takes his seat.

"From now on, I'm in control of this game. You no longer get to ask anymore questions, and whatever information that you want from me is no longer any of your damn business, got it?!"

He gets no response.

"You better answer me when I'm asking you a question!" Harry barks at the other two.

Harry still gets no response.

"Then I'll take your resounding silence as a yes." Harry states as he pulls the card from the pile.

"Have the two of you ever thought about making a sex tape?" He read from the card.