"Are you happy with your current relationship?" Wade read.
"Yes." Peter says.
"I'm not so sure." Harry responds at the same time.
"What?" Wade says in confusion.
"I love Harry." Peter says.
"I See, I love Peter so much. I really do, but he cheated on me again, so I'm not sure if I'm happy in this relationship anymore."
"What does that mean?" A scared Peter asks.
Harry sighs.
"Harry?"
"We'll see." Harry responds as he pulls the card from the pile. "Finish this line with me: I'm most scared of…"
"I need a drink." Peter says holding out his cup.
"Failure." Wade finished as he pours tequila in Peter's cup.
Harry scoffs at Peter as he shakes his head.
"What's wrong?" Peter wonders.
"You can't even finish a statement at all. You truly are worthless." Harry says.
"If I killed somebody would you help me cover up?" Wade asks once he pulled the card from the pile.
"No, because you are one charming asshole." Peter says.
"I totally agree. It must be my smile." Wade says.
"If you can truly get away with it, then I would definitely help you. You're crazy, slept with my husband, but other than that you're a good friend." Wade says.
"If I were to tell you that I wanted you to go out on a date, would you do it?" Harry asks them once he pulled the card form the pile.
"Quite joking." Wade says.
"I'm not joking." Harry says.
"What kind of game are you playing here?" A melancholy Peter asks him.
"According to this card, it's a question." Harry says showing Peter the card.
"I couldn't do that!" Peter says, equally shocked and dismayed. "You're my husband!"
"But what if I want you to go out?" Harry asks him.
"I'd disagree with whatever answer you give and stay with you, here, on lockdown with me because your opinion matters to me." Peter says.
"So now my opinion matters?!" Harry snaps. "Because to me, it seems that it never mattered when you were sleeping around."
"Harry, I'm so very sorry for cheating on you."
"Tell it to someone who actually cares and believes you." Harry says.
Peter shrinks.
"So what about this date?" Wade awkwardly asks.
"What about it?" Harry responds.
"What if I told you that I want extraordinary?"
"I'd say that you can have it, but on your own terms."
"Then, I'm down for it." Wade says.
"Great." Harry says as he pulls out his wallet.
"Really?" Wade asks.
"Here you go." Harry says as he pulls out a couple hundred dollar bills and an old condom.
"Harry!" Peter says.
"Beat it." Harry tells them.
"Harry, I don't-"
"I said beat it, Parker." Harry sneered.
"We'll be back in about two hours." Wade says as he helps Peter to his feet.
"I'll be here, waiting for you. In the mean time, have fun." Harry responds.
"We'll be back soon to finish the game." Peter says.
"I can't wait." Harry says sarcastically.
Peter and Wade exit the house.
"Are we really going to go out on a date?" A miserable Peter asks once they are far from his house.
"Nope. We are going to figure out a way for you to gain Harry's trust back."
"Really?" A hopeful Peter asks.
"Yup. Besides, I have a hand in this so I need to help you fix this."
"I'm going to call you the fixer." A happy peter says.
As soon as Peter and Wade left, Harry goes to the bedroom and he starts crying his eyes out.
"Asshole failed the test." Harry sobs through his tears as he talks to his teddy bear.
'You are the best thing that ever happened to me.'
'We'll be together.'
'Man do I love you.'
'I want the sun with you.'
'There's no one better in the entire world, than you are.'
'Marrying you is the greatest accomplishment in my life.'
'You complete me.'
'Always and forever.'
All of these thoughts are running in his mind, and Harry is sickened by it. He can't believe that he gave his heart to a cheater that he once thought was faithful.
As he starts looking for some boxes, he pulls out his phone and calls Aunt May.
"Wade, what am I going to do?" Peter asks his friend. "I royally fucked up, big time and it's the worst feeling in the world."
"First, we're going to go the park and sit for about ten minutes." Wade says.
"Then?"
"Then we talk about our mistakes."
"Seems good."
Five minutes later, they've reached the park.
"So you wanted to live somewhere quiet in a year or so, huh?" Wade asks as he's thinking about what Peter has just told him.
"Yeah. A little cozy house. That's all I want." An adamant Peter tells Wade.
"That's it? You don't want a big brick house in the suburbs with walk-in closets and a skylight over the Jacuzzi? Who would want any of that? Nobody."
"You are crazy. You know that a jacuzzi would be included. I just, want to be in love with Harry for life and maybe have some more kids someday." Peter responds. "I'd ask if you'd want to have kids, but I don't think they'd fit in your lifestyle."
Wade laughs in agreement.
"So, I'm not the wild and reckless guy you thought I was, huh?" Peter asked.
"I've met too many of them and Pete, I can honestly say that you can't wear a whit hat when it comes to being faithful anymore."
Peter sighs deeply.
"Look at the bright side: at least in our society, you'll always be forgiven because we're men."
Peter can't disagree with that logic.
Suddenly, thunder starts rumbling.
"Oh no! Please don't tell me that-"
Raindrops start falling.
"It's raining." Wade says.
"Here, let's get inside somewhere." Peter says.
"No, no, no, no. Let's not." Wade says. "You know I love the rain."
"But I'm not the kind of guy who stands out in the rain without the love of my life, Wade." Peter says as he's stuttering.
"Here, let me keep you warm and dry." Wade says as he put's Peter in a chokehold and puts Peter's head in his jacket.
"So, you got any film you need developed?" Peter sarcastically asks.
"I love the rain!"
"Yeah. You already told me that." Peter says as he rolls his eyes.
"Tell you what. You can dry your hair off." Wade says as he takes of his jacket and throws it at Peter.
"You're gonna pay for that." Peter says as he starts chasing Wade around the park.
They've been running around the parks for a good twenty minutes in the rain, filled with laughter and jokes.
Suddenly, Peter stops laughing and chasing Wade as he trips over large rock. He sees his wedding band.
He stands up and simply looks at the ring on his finger.
"You're worried about something, aren't you?"
"Yeah. Harry."
"Crap I forgot about that. What are we going to do?"
"That's what I'm worried about. We're supposed to be doing something, but we lost some of our precious time."
"Let's go to the candyshop. We'll work our way up." Wade suggests.
"I hope this works."
"You and me both." Wade tells him.
"Well, do what you have to do, sweetheart." Aunt May tells him.
"You aren't mad at me?"
"Mad at you? After what you've just told me? Not at all. I won't lie to you at all and say that you're going to be fine immediately, because you are not going to be fine at first at all. At this rate, do whatever makes you feel happy. Stop worrying about other people who aren't worried about you, love."
"I think this will make me happy."
"Well baby, do what you need to do to be happy again. From the way I see it, you are half Emily and Norman Osborn. Against you, no one in their right mind can win."
"Thanks, Aunt May."
"I hate to do this to you, but I've got to run." She tells him apologetically.
"We'll talk soon."
"I'll call you tonight."
"Alright. I'll be free." Harry tells her.
"Bye, honey."
"I love you." Harry tells her as he hangs up the phone.
Harry takes a deep breathe before he calls someone else.
"Ok." Wade says as they are back at his apartment.
"We have two dozen red roses, a box of chocolates, a cake, some take out and a bag of Jolly Rancher jellybeans." Peter says.
"Yup, you'll be using almost all of these items as a starting point to win your husband back."
"Most?"
"I love jellybeans, so I'm keeping those."
"Ok." A confused Peter says,
"But I also got them to serve another purpose." He says.
"Huh?"
"We, my friend, will be figuring out how different I am with your husband."
"Alright." A hesitant Peter says as Wade pulls out a pair of small digital scales.
"So we went out-" Wade starts.
"And had fun running around in the rain." Peter finished.
"I should've gotten some dirty movies while we were out there." Wade says absently.
"You and your dirty movies." Peter says.
"Who are you to judge? You and your husband go at it like rabbits. But do you think about all the other times when you had fun with other people, as a married man, at all?"
"I had fun with another man who isn't Harry. I mean, you were fun, but-"
"You got a tough moment to take in, right here, in a few moments." Wade tells him as he opened the bag filled with jellybeans.
"I'm ready." Peter tells him.
"First off, personality. Which one of us makes you laugh?"
"We're not gonna decide the rest of my life with all the jellybeans, are we?"
"Then how are we going to make you realize that you need something un-orthodox in your life to help you?"
"Okay."
"Who makes you laugh?"
"Both of you." Peter responds.
"All right." Wade says as he puts a jellybean in each scale. "Now, which person would you rather have deep conversations with?"
"Well, I mean, I can talk to you and Aunt May about anything. But I love talking to Harry about everything."
"All right." Wade says as he puts one more jellybean in each scale.
"Honesty."
"That goes to Harry, no questions asked."
"Okay." Wade says as he puts two jellybeans in one of the scales.
"Okay, now I'm gonna ask you a very important question." Wade says seriously. "Who's got the better...You know."
"Well, there's only one Harry, and he's got the 'Huh-huh-huh' with the 'ra-ra' and the 'hockity-hockity' my friend."
"Awesome." Wade says happily as he puts three beans in the other scale.
"But there's nothing like being inside of you and vice-versa."
"What?" A shocked Wade asks.
"Just pour the beans." Peter says ashamed.
Wade pours the beans until they both scales are even in weight.
"It's a tie." Wade says.
"You like having me around as much as you're in love Harry." Wade says. "By the looks of it, you're stuck."
Peter sighs.
"Maybe this was a bad idea."
"No. No, this was a good idea. Wade, I like hanging out with you. But I can't live without him. I can't live without Harry. I will do whatever it takes to with his trust back because I love him so much." Peter tells him as he takes the bag of jellybeans from Wade. "It's no contest."
"Then do what you have to do to get him back." Wade says.
"I will."
"It's time to go back so we can finish the game."
"This is going to be a challenge." Peter says as he starts gathering the stuff he bought.
"I wish you luck." Wade says as he grabs the other items. "Let's go."
'Oh, I hope this will be a small stepping stone on the right path.' Peter thinks to himself.