Ages:

Usagi/Serenity/Moon- 19

Minako/Venus- 19

Ami/Mercury- 18

Rei/Mars- 18

Makoto/Jupiter- 22

Zoisite- 19

Jadeite- 21

Malachite- 24

Nephrite- 22

Mamoru/Endymion/Mask-22

Don't own Sailor Moon, wish I did but I didn't so rights to Sailor Moon go to original creators. So I continued on this "Crack" fic train and did another part of the first chapter part of my verse: To Steal a Dead Body... Hope you enjoy! -Cimmimon

Couple of nights earlier…..

It was in a middle of a battle against a youma that Nephrite appeared from thin air to watch the battle play out. Right now there was Sailor Moon, Sailor Venus and Tuxedo Mask all who knew their past identities from days prior with an explosion from the silver and gold crystal but that's a story for another time most likely to be told. Currently the other scouts couldn't make it for they all had been caught up in a trap they couldn't escape.

Sailor Moon was charging up her wand which in reality to her was just stupid but who was she to turn down an all powerful weapon? She was about to attack the monster when Venus was attacked by Nephrite in self defense to her trying to chain him. Scared for her friends life Moon pointed the wand towards the "dark" general forgetting the spell she was charging up on. A large blast of light shot out in the sky right at Nephrite who had no time to dodge taking the full blow of the attack. The youma had disappeared after seeing this to report to his queen with the energy stolen and the news of Nephrites death.

Nephrite hit the ground with a loud thud as the two sailor scouts and Tuxedo Mask came to surround him. "Oh God I killed him!" Usagi mumbled in disbelief as the other two looked at her with equal shock.

"Oh God I killed him!" Usagi said louder the repercussions of her words and actions finally hitting her.

Mask looked at her with worry as Venus looked at the dead body of Nephrite. "We need to hide his body before anyone comes over here."

Moon and Mask looked at her with open mouths, "What you want to explain this one to the authorities, I mean come on he was an actual human being not a monster that can turn to dust when they die. I'm not taking the fall on this one guys I mean I'm not the one who hit him with a blast of pure energy that one is all Usagi."

"You can't just blame this all on me, I mean you two would be my accomplices in the murder anyway you were here when I killed him and you guys did nothing," Usagi argues crossing her arms over her chest.

"I am not getting charged with helping a murder I have a career in progress at the moment and I don't think Mamoru would want this charge on his record," Minako looked at the dead body of Nephrite again. "Well if none of us want to get arrested for murder even if he was bad, we still need a place to keep him until we can bury him and it's not going to be my place."

Mamoru looked at both girls then to the body, "He's coming to my place isn't he?"

"Yes," the girls said in unison causing the man to groan in desperation.

"Alright fine, though we should leave now the people are gathering since we stayed out so long after an attack." He lifted Nephrite over his shoulders in a fireman carry following after the two blondes on their way to his place.

Getting there was no problem they had no issues as they flew across the rooftops to his apartment building. Landing in the alley way they walked through the doors not wanting to be seen in broad daylight entering his apartment balcony. The received a lot of stares as they crossed the lobby and into the elevators. Getting out of the elevators and into the hallway they heard moans coming out of the body that was over Mamoru's shoulders. Looking at each other they speed walked to his apartment door and entered closing the door behind them just as quickly as they opened it.

Mamoru dumped him on the couch as they waited to see what happened next.

"Did I really kill him?" Usagi went to poke him. Chocolate brown eyes snapped open scaring Usagi to stand behind her boyfriend and best friend.

He slowly sat up with a hand to his head as he stared at the three other occupants of the room. "Where am I?"

"Oh crap, we didn't kill him."

"WE! Your the one who blasted him with your fucking light show of a magic wand!" Minako snapped at the other blonde behind her.

"Well I mean if you and him hadn't been fighting I wouldn't have been distracted and hadn't pointed the moon stick at him," Usagi explained herself as the two men stared at him.

"You shot me?" a male voice sounded in distress

"What!" Usagi whipped her head in Nephrite's direction. "I mean it was by accident."

"You still shot me and it hurt."

"Well I didn't mean to I mean I shouldn't be sorry your part of the Dark Kingdom hellbent on destroying the planet."

"But still you shot me and I'm not even dead from it."

"Let's stop this pointless bickering we won't get anywhere with it. How about a truce you leave this apartment and return to the Dark Kingdom and we all forget this happened?" Minako suggested to him looking between everyone for approval.

"Why would I want to stay in that hell hole when I remember everything that had happened in the past?" Nephrite asked tilting his head at the moon princess hoping to gain her sympathy.

"Ahhhh, can we keep him Mamoru? Please?" And she fell for the bait, typical.

"No we don't even know if we can trust what he is saying." He replied glaring at the ex-dark general.

"But I am completely trustworthy your majesty," Nephrite looked at him with pleading eyes. "I promise to be good!"

"That's, that's not what I'm worried about. Are you sure you're not connected to the dark kingdom anymore?"

"I swear it on my entire life."

"Fine we can keep him but I swear if he does anything evil he's out." "Yay!" Usagi cheered hugging Nephrite as he finished speaking.

"Hey if we did this with the rest of the generals do you think we can keep them too?" Minako asked looking at Mamoru with pleading eyes.

"Maybe but there's only two left and I don't know how I feel about Usagi being near them."

"Two left?" Nephrite asked.

"Yea Jadeite died," Minako supplied his answer giving him a lot to think about.

Anyway the next three days were going to be cram packed as it were so maybe they could do it afterwards?...

"Jadeite that stupid bastards not dead he's just asleep," Nephrite said looking at the unconvincing faces.

"Well I can't be part of this I have a test to take and I am unprepared, see you guys soon." Usagi left with that piece, not thinking of what would become of her in the future.

When they heard the door to the apartment shut they all looked at each other with a look.

"We're getting Jadeite out right?" Minako asked looking at Mamoru.

He looked into her blue eyes with tears forming, god knows he couldn't handle blonde people crying from many experiences. With a grumble he replied, "Fine, but we're going to need a plan.

"Yay!" Minako cheered jumping up and down. "Though he's not staying at my place, see you tomorrow!" She pointed at the ex-dark general and bolted out the apartment with her goodbye.

"Are they all like that?" Nephrite had wide eyes and pointed towards the door that the two blondes walked out of.

"Thankfully no," the other male in the room responded with a hand to his face. "Come on I have a spare room you can stay in."